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  1. Thread: AWS outage

    by darmstadt
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    Would this also be the same outage that caused...

    Would this also be the same outage that caused problems for the track and trace teams?

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  2. Thread: Facemasks

    by darmstadt
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    Facemasks

    Face masks are to be made compulsory in shops from the 24th of July. Until then, the Coronavirus has agreed to wait at the doors of shops.

    Still trying to work out what shops have to do to prepare...
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    If you can, set it to use dark themes: Here’s...

    If you can, set it to use dark themes: Here’s When a Dark Theme Can Save Battery Power
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    https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1081...

    https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/108199932_10163953535425370_2282380053747939236_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_oc=AQkoDX_-sFczK1Ledg7cXjvbCym41Pyk04Oi_mIs2o_Kb40n5T6ERIxbhN2nKE64GW...
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    I take it that government strategy is follow...

    I take it that government strategy is follow other countries, Germany got all their flu vaccines in a couple of months ago (and people on here were taking the mick):
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    I remember mine, it was all about rotational...

    I remember mine, it was all about rotational farming and such luminaries as Jethro Tull and Uriah Heep. I believe we might have covered the crusades and I remember a lot of boring crap about the...
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    Well it is a conservative government

    Well it is a conservative government
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    Surely you should choose to interpret it as the...

    Surely you should choose to interpret it as the government have outlined. You say black, they say white, you say white, they say black
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    Is he? Immunity to Covid-19 could be lost in...

    Is he?

    Immunity to Covid-19 could be lost in months, UK study suggests | World news | The Guardian
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO2Su3erRIA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO2Su3erRIA
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sEP0-8VAow

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sEP0-8VAow
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF5iMLldBzE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF5iMLldBzE
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlk7o5T56iw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlk7o5T56iw
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTkywyKV-9U

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTkywyKV-9U
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    This needs a slight update ...

    This needs a slight update


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAga3ZQ0BxU
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4mzoOpLIXw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4mzoOpLIXw
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbYkz5CBMas

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbYkz5CBMas
  18. Or gammon

    Or gammon
  19. Commissioning editor for The Spectator: Mary...

    Commissioning editor for The Spectator: Mary Wakefield (journalist) - Wikipedia
  20. Why are most of your posts about foreign people...

    Why are most of your posts about foreign people or people of colour? Someone would think you had an hidden agenda
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    Seems to have made your's worse. They do say that...

    Seems to have made your's worse. They do say that Covid-19 causes brain damage
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    Is there a British Sea? There's a North Sea, and...

    Is there a British Sea? There's a North Sea, and Irish Sea so where is the British one?
  23. Thread: Oi, fatties

    by darmstadt
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    Oi, fatties

    No 10 plans weight loss drive to ready UK for expected Covid-19 second wave | Obesity | The Guardian

    If they were really serious about this then they would have opened gyms earlier, they wouldn't...
  24. Cos it's not foreigners...unless they were...

    Cos it's not foreigners...unless they were converted by foreigners, then he'd be in there like a shot
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    31st December 2020

    https://ec.europa.eu/info/sites/info/files/brexit_files/info_site/com_2020_324_2_communication_from_commission_to_inst_en_0.pdf

    Key points:

    Customs formalities on goods


    Customs rules...
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    Sounds like the ERG

    Sounds like the ERG
  27. It's been a museum since the 30's, maybe they...

    It's been a museum since the 30's, maybe they should have described it as 'the iconic was once a Christian church, then a mosque, then a museum' in order to satisfy you and yours
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    Give him his due though, he has at least admitted...

    Give him his due though, he has at least admitted that the UK is being run by an unelected SPAD:
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    Power outages

    Possibly:

    https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/trading-electricity-if-theres-no-brexit-deal/trading-electricity-if-theres-no-brexit-deal
    ...
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    New lorry park

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jul/10/vast-brexit-customs-clearance-centre-to-be-built-in-kent

    Presumably this will be the first of many because it's not big enough, They can only get a...
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    Proper British curry mate: Chip shop curry sauce...

    Proper British curry mate: Chip shop curry sauce recipe | BBC Good Food
  32. Constantinople is long word, can you spell it? ...

    Constantinople is long word, can you spell it?






    (Sorry couldn't resist a puerile joke from my youth)
  33. Just some snowflake gammon trying to troll and...

    Just some snowflake gammon trying to troll and showing themselves up

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    Alternative Tea

    Sure to appeal to some here: https://www.patrioticalternative.org.uk/patriotic_alternative_tea
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    The reply is here: Reply from Michel Barnier to...

    The reply is here: Reply from Michel Barnier to Rt Hon Mark Francois MP, 7 July 2020 | European Commission
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    I imagine it's not all Brits, just those with...

    I imagine it's not all Brits, just those with blue passports
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    I screenshot people's certificates, photoshop...

    I screenshot people's certificates, photoshop them with my name and then post them back as no ****er is going to know if you've done it or not. I also photoshop pictures of me and famous celebrities...
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    You also don't need to take any precautions:...

    You also don't need to take any precautions: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/139085-covid-19-chicken-katsu-curry.html
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    Didn't see any talk of where all the money for...

    Didn't see any talk of where all the money for this or for all the other payments they've made is going to come from....I would have thought that was quite important
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    Eat Out to Help Out Scheme....

    Eat Out to Help Out Scheme....
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    You really should stop criticising yourself ...

    You really should stop criticising yourself

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  42. I learnt all about it from reading your posts on...

    I learnt all about it from reading your posts on here and here: https://www.psychforums.com/paraphilias/
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    Well as the Guardian offends you, here's one for...

    Well as the Guardian offends you, here's one for your right leaning tendencies: Rishi Sunak urged to give EVERY Briton a GBP500 voucher to be used in shops, hospitality and tourism | Daily Mail Online
  44. Unlike those perverted British people....

    Unlike those perverted British people....
  45. It was all perfectly good. Started of at a...

    It was all perfectly good. Started of at a brewery on the banks of the Rhein sitting in the sun, socially distancing from all the other people also having a nice leisurely Saturday afternoon outside....
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    The original: ...

    The original:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmrGOXJMQj0
  47. Now deleted: ...

    Now deleted:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcEeu5xXYAAxM5w?format=jpg&name=medium
  48. Another pointless and really rather childish post...

    Another pointless and really rather childish post from the Daily Mail fanclub

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  49. I'm not the one who's getting to get a bottle...

    I'm not the one who's getting to get a bottle rammed up their arse for calling their wife ugly, you on the other hand...
  50. So you're admitting you're a sexist who doesn't...

    So you're admitting you're a sexist who doesn't have respect for women?
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