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  1. This is Janet & John...

    This is Janet & John
  2. Nope, I didn't say that either. Are you a...

    Nope, I didn't say that either.

    Are you a Daily Mail Reporter? Making stuff up to reinforce your prejudices?
  3. Nope, did I say any of that? We've ended up...

    Nope, did I say any of that?

    We've ended up where we are over 1.5% of our budget, when viewed just from government spend, not from related income generated.

    We are leaving the EU, we should be...
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    Sticky: Something about something or other going down...

    Something about something or other going down over the weekend.
  5. Allegedly. And how many years ago was that?

    Allegedly.

    And how many years ago was that?
  6. You don't agree, but that doesn't mean that after...

    You don't agree, but that doesn't mean that after however many decades working for one company, with no possible substitute and no desire to look elsewhere for work, that you represent what...
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    Further evidence that your opinion is not fact...

    Further evidence that your opinion is not fact based.
  8. Janet and John deal in facts. Imagine you have...

    Janet and John deal in facts.

    Imagine you have 100 apples and you give 3 to Eugene. You've still got 97 left for yourself.
    Eugene then gives you 1.5 apples back.
    You've got 98.5 apples out of...
  9. Since you don't like facts, it doesn't matter...

    Since you don't like facts, it doesn't matter that it's real, you'll still ignore it.
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    Well, there's always gin, vodka, whiskey and...

    Well, there's always gin, vodka, whiskey and wine.

    (Although I don't mix them at breakfast)
  11. Considerably more than you.

    Considerably more than you.
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    Sticky: P(rovider)SCONT Sorry for not updating last....

    P(rovider)SCONT

    Sorry for not updating last. Sockies will be summarily dispatched like squirrels.
  13. Banned last night, haven't got round to updating...

    Banned last night, haven't got round to updating the other thread yet.

    Yeah, sloppy work given how much I get paid to do this.
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    It should be presented by Lord Farage and Dom-boy.

    It should be presented by Lord Farage and Dom-boy.
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    In your opinion, when was the last time I posted...

    In your opinion, when was the last time I posted a fact?
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    Facts don't upset me. Stop projecting.

    Facts don't upset me. Stop projecting.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: A bit of blue sky up there!

    Morning all :wave:

    A bit of blue sky up there!
  18. 1. As with your tax returns, ask your accountant....

    1. As with your tax returns, ask your accountant. Except you think you’re too smart to need one.
    2. You could buy a flat with company profits, rent it to your family, then write it off as a business...
  19. A contractor is someone who chooses which...

    A contractor is someone who chooses which contracts to take on and which to reject - based on what they should consider is good business sense.
    If you’re wanting to stay working for one company for...
  20. Tell me, are you forced to be a contractor and...

    Tell me, are you forced to be a contractor and forced to accept roles, or is it your choice?
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    ftfy. Itwotp

    ftfy. Itwotp
  22. You say you don’t care what we think, but then...

    You say you don’t care what we think, but then want to know what we think.

    You’re a bit confused.
  23. Sorry that this isn’t particularly helpful, but...

    Sorry that this isn’t particularly helpful, but if you’ve been working for one client for 4 years, you’re basically a permanent employee, and the kind of person that the IR35 reforms were designed to...
  24. Must be fake - that works out at £170million a...

    Must be fake - that works out at £170million a week, surely the “facts” are that it is £350million a week and growing
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    Since when did you become interested in facts?

    Since when did you become interested in facts?
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    Sticky: 8 litres of water emptied out of buckets in the...

    8 litres of water emptied out of buckets in the roof - that’s the last 5 hours worth of rain.
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    No, not racists, it’s the facist Dominic Cummings...

    No, not racists, it’s the facist Dominic Cummings and his puppet government:
    Jamaica deportation: 'I feel I was punished twice when I was deported' - BBC News

    Racism is “the will of the people”....
  28. Thread: "Smart" homes

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    The answer is: yes it works, easy to wire up etc,...

    The answer is: yes it works, easy to wire up etc, good images sent to multiple phones/tablets - and they ring similar to when you get a phone/video call.

    ...but... it doesn’t work with their...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: This is what I flew through...

    Morning all :wave: This is what I flew through yesterday.
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    Sticky: Almost made it to 10pm, and the wall has been...

    Almost made it to 10pm, and the wall has been hit.

    Time to get some shut eye
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Took off 30 mins late....

    Morning all :wave:
    Took off 30 mins late. Arrived 40 mins early. Very smooth for the high speed tail winds. We were doing 780mph over Nova Scotia.
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    Sticky: Congratulations. I’m raising a glass of Prosecco...

    Congratulations.
    I’m raising a glass of Prosecco to you in the Admirals Club lounge at Nashville airport.

    OK, Nashville is a lot of fun if you like live music. Walk down Broadway any time from...
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    Tell them about your court case.

    Tell them about your court case.
  34. I thought you didn’t have an accountant, because...

    I thought you didn’t have an accountant, because you thought you were too smart to need one?
    And if YOU submitted your SATR, not a professional, paid accountant, that would explain a lot.
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    Sticky: Gricer. Or Tendido Cero. Or whatever name he...

    Gricer. Or Tendido Cero. Or whatever name he chooses.
    The funniest bit is that he’s now spending money on a rather poor quality VPN/Proxy that is leaving very obvious traces back to the real him.
    ...
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    Useless temp quits before 6th April

    I hear that Sajid Javid wants to make sure he’s not declared inside the government on 6th April for fear it’s too taxing for him
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: It’s not currently tipping it...

    Morning all :wave:
    It’s not currently tipping it down in Nashville, so I’ll go out for a walk soon. Just need the effects of last night’s excesses to ease.
  38. Thread: Vassalage

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    They lost, and 75 years later still haven’t got...

    They lost, and 75 years later still haven’t got over it.
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    Sticky: But on the bright side, I’m not paying to stay,...

    But on the bright side, I’m not paying to stay, but get the points. And the hotel, which is in the centre of Nashville, has live music in the bar. They play both kinds. (For everyone’s benefit, I’ve...
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    Sticky: The difference between a Hilton Garden Inn and a...

    The difference between a Hilton Garden Inn and a Hilton Doubletree: the GI charges $1 for bottles of water to non-diamond card holders. The Doubletree is $4 for the same water.
  41. So, you want an online piece of software that...

    So, you want an online piece of software that will do your tax return, rather than paying an accountant?

    In your list you didn’t mention any dividends you may have paid, any interest you may have...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Not even 5am and I’m awake....

    Morning all :wave:

    Not even 5am and I’m awake.

    Looking on various booking sites for where to stay tonight, while wondering if Hey Nick is working today.
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    Sticky: Oh look. ...Ommmmm Soon be TFBSZ.

    Oh look.

    ...Ommmmm

    Soon be TFBSZ.
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    Sticky: One of the IT directors has cancelled all...

    One of the IT directors has cancelled all meetings on Thursday. I’m flying home Thursday night from Nashville (with them agreeing to pay for Friday even though I won’t be working)
    They have now...
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    Sticky: Evening all :wave: Have I missed much?

    Evening all :wave:

    Have I missed much?
  46. Yes, it is. I’ve edited my post, my mistake.

    Yes, it is. I’ve edited my post, my mistake.
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    It’s the foreigners that are paying taxes & NI to...

    It’s the foreigners that are paying taxes & NI to supportthe NHS, and the foreigners that are working in the NHS that we are losing - there’s your problem.
  48. As with several others that have asked similar...

    As with several others that have asked similar questions: businesses are covering themselves by getting checks done on all their contractors. It’s not a mistake or an accident, they are checking...
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    But hey, the govt save less than 3% of their...

    But hey, the govt save less than 3% of their budget to make it more difficult for businesses to trade, reduce profits and related taxes, that means they need to go after the low hanging fruit of...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: First proper interrupted...

    Morning all :wave:

    First proper interrupted night’s sleep since I got here. I didn’t wake up at 2,3 and 5, but slept through to 6.30. Two more night’s sleep until I head home.
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