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    Greg does have a point in this regard, if you dig...

    Greg does have a point in this regard, if you dig a little deeper and take a reflective look at things.

    Do the West have a right to amend the law, post 9-11, to give themselves carte blanche to...
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    Ok...let's start with this. Seriously weird.... ...

    Ok...let's start with this. Seriously weird....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3far9oHZOsI

    And then some of this...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRKmkybIaqc&feature=related
  3. I take it you've never been to Rochdale then ?

    I take it you've never been to Rochdale then ?
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    What penguin ? Geeze Louise, how many more...

    What penguin ? Geeze Louise, how many more critters did we, ah, "liberate" from that Zoo place ?

    As for your underwear, you weren't wearing any silly.

    Don't you remember showing us when you had...
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    Oh :emb So that's what the crate was for !

    Oh :emb

    So that's what the crate was for !
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    Did anybody eventually work out what we did with...

    Did anybody eventually work out what we did with the Zebra ?

    I last saw it being dragged up up Charing Cross road, and I thought we were going to be arrested any minute.
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvcGKFiO-xs&feature...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvcGKFiO-xs&feature=relmfu


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYqAOwcvLYs&feature=related

    He's pretty good...she's still learning I think...love the track by...
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    Rotersand : "Exterminate Annihilate Destroy" ...

    Rotersand : "Exterminate Annihilate Destroy"


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjqKXX4RMr4
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    78,253 Across 4,591 folders, totalling 184.8...

    78,253

    Across 4,591 folders, totalling 184.8 GB

    :music:
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    Will be in attendance...hopefully ! :wave:

    Will be in attendance...hopefully !

    :wave:
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    Under the terms set out above, there might be one...

    Under the terms set out above, there might be one or two people who I worked with, who would benefit from this novel idea.

    My revenge would be simple.

    I'd send them a card, unsigned of course,...
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    Poll: Shaved as much as possible. If it was possible to...

    Shaved as much as possible. If it was possible to permanently remove every last hair, I'd do it.

    Evil, horrible things...
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    Didn't you have a little black pussy a few years...

    Didn't you have a little black pussy a few years ago ?
  14. Remote Desktops and Imaging / Rebuilds

    I'm pretty solid on using tried and tested tools, like Norton Ghost and attending a site with an image, then blasting it to a local HDD.

    What I am hazy on is how to do this remotely, to a user in...
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    I remember visiting a student digs once, back in...

    I remember visiting a student digs once, back in the 90's, and there was an old chewed sofa in the communal lounge that looked a lot like what Gadaffi is wearing. It had the same, rusty coloured...
  16. I shall retort with "there's something inherently...

    I shall retort with "there's something inherently banal about those who do" then.

    What makes it worse is that one more than one occassion, walking in to a new gig, the first thing I have been...
  17. Nope. I don't do sport. I wish the competitors...

    Nope. I don't do sport.

    I wish the competitors good luck and hope those who do go have a great time.
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    Other sites exists already and it's been done...

    Other sites exists already and it's been done before. No point reinventing the wheel.
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    Thought I'd revisit my comments and publicly...

    Thought I'd revisit my comments and publicly apologise to the UN and the various diplomats who have been working hard, as they actually have ratified the decision, and now air forces are at work...
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    Dang's right. If we spend too much time being...

    Dang's right.

    If we spend too much time being obsessed with the past, then we'll neglect the present.

    What Dang forgot to add, so I shall add for him, is that if we spend too much time on the...
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    "And this is the average size of a frenchman." ...

    "And this is the average size of a frenchman."

    or

    "Would you like to see my little budgie...oh wait..."
  22. Cheers for the facts, always good to know !

    Cheers for the facts, always good to know !
  23. LOL ! Well, I'd like to hope that we can...

    LOL !

    Well, I'd like to hope that we can pretty much guarantee to hit the Sun, which is in our solar system and therefore ours.

    As for littering someone else's patch, the nearest star is about...
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    Can you define gossip in a bit more detail ? ...

    Can you define gossip in a bit more detail ?

    Eg, if a receptionist says to the other "Did you know Missus so-and-so's son has just got a place at Oxford", and others in the waiting room hear it,...
  25. Waste Disposal

    Has the cost of loading it up in to space-capable dumpsters and blasting them in to the Sun been assessed ?

    People will usually say "Ohh, that's going to be expensive", but considering the cost of...
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    Newsflash ! People, regardless of job,...

    Newsflash !

    People, regardless of job, position, race, creed, whatever, gossip about people. It's not limited to a surgery. Doctors gossip in the staff room, over their tea and biscuits. I've been...
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    Team as in "part of the team", in the same way...

    Team as in "part of the team", in the same way that airline stewards are part of the flight team. They may not be pilots, but they are part of the team involved in the transportation of passengers.
    ...
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    :wave: (currently sitting very carefully, 2...

    :wave:

    (currently sitting very carefully, 2 days post-op) :D
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    Aww thanks !

    Aww thanks !
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    Sorry, I should have phrased that better to say,...

    Sorry, I should have phrased that better to say, "If it makes people feel better". I didn't intend to single you out in particular.

    However, I will stand by my comment that there really is no harm...
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    Indeed ! I did walk in to one site, after they...

    Indeed !

    I did walk in to one site, after they had closed for lunch, where they were mopping the tiled floor in the waiting room, which was awash with blood.

    I asked what had happened.
    ...
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    I appreciate your comment, but whilst you might...

    I appreciate your comment, but whilst you might have your own reasons for acting altruistically, not going for trivial reasons, etc, one thing you may not have considered is that the receptionist...
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    You know, I would have thought that from an...

    You know, I would have thought that from an evolutionary design point of view, the area which deals with ejection of unwanted matter would be more advanced and functional.

    I mean, it's tucked in...
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    I had an agent call me today regarding my CV,...

    I had an agent call me today regarding my CV, which they were about to submit to a client.

    Agent : "Hi, the CV's great. I can see you have x years previous experience in exactly the same role as...
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    Having worked in 60+ surgeries over 5 years, and...

    Having worked in 60+ surgeries over 5 years, and knowing the staff in each surgery on a first name basis, I hope I can offer some genuine insight in to some of the comments made in this thread.

    1....
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    Can we add Hull to that list ? I've never been...

    Can we add Hull to that list ?

    I've never been there, but I've not heard anyone have a good word to say about the place, and it just kind of feels "dirty" having a city lingering above the nice...
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    Considering Zombies are known to infest gardens...

    Considering Zombies are known to infest gardens (see photographic proof below), I think the Police did that family a favour, and prevented their children's brains from being eaten. Some people are...
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    At singhr's house. singhr's SO : "Darling, I...

    At singhr's house.

    singhr's SO : "Darling, I hate to tell you, but you've left a floater in the upstairs WC"

    singhr : "No worries. Right on it." <packs WC with 2 kilos of semtex>
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    Well, the two dogs had managed to acquire a...

    Well, the two dogs had managed to acquire a vehicle and were in the process of making a quick getaway.

    Luckily, being dogs, they had forgotten to fill up.

    Could have been quite serious...
  40. Thread: Cats

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    They were basically attempting a food summoning...

    They were basically attempting a food summoning spell*, and they were waiting for something tasty to turn up in the leafy bough of the tree.

    * (as we all know, cats were a witch's favoured...
  41. Thread: Cats

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    Somehow, I very much doubt tea and biscuits were...

    Somehow, I very much doubt tea and biscuits were high on the refreshment list of the Hawkwind members.

    Unless the tea was laced with lsd and the biscuits were homemade hash cookies.
  42. Thread: Cats

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    Hmmmm....interesting idea. It would explain a...

    Hmmmm....interesting idea. It would explain a lot, like the CATweazle avatar for example.

    Suddenly, all things which have hither been unknown, are drawing together in the grand design of cosmic...
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    Cheers MP ! :hug:

    Cheers MP !

    :hug:
  44. Thread: Cats

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to...

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I present to you.....<drum roll>..

    AndyW unmasked !
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    Now that's just pure evil.

    Now that's just pure evil.
  46. Thread: Cats

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    I reckon she's read some book on "cat...

    I reckon she's read some book on "cat whispering".

    [To show your cat who is boss]

    Place cat on table near to its food bowl.
    Let cat sniff and recognise its food.
    Throw cat off table.
    Gorge...
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    After moving to a new town and making new...

    After moving to a new town and making new friends, some of whom are disabled, I was shocked that they refer to themselves as "Crips".

    As a fellow disabled person myself, it took a while to get in...
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    It's a care in the community scheme to keep nerds...

    It's a care in the community scheme to keep nerds at home.

    No..wait..
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    Basically, they will procrastinate for as long as...

    Basically, they will procrastinate for as long as they can, until such time as the primary rebel offensive has disintergrated, down to a handful of people and a rather angry goat.

    At this point,...
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    Surely a wire is a few pennies ?

    Surely a wire is a few pennies ?
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