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    My first contractor gig was is Slough. The...

    My first contractor gig was is Slough. The permies stayed in the Copthorne and ate there, and the contractors stayed in Premier Inn or Travelodge :eek, and used to spend all night drinking champagne...
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    Let them die, and God will sort them out. ...

    Let them die, and God will sort them out.

    Pastor Who Defied Social Distancing Dies After Contracting Covid-19, Church Says - The New York Times
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    It's gloomsters like you that talked the country...

    It's gloomsters like you that talked the country into a pandemic. All it needs is a bit of positive boosterism, shaking hands with everyone, getting back into the offices to spend some money in the...
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    An important distinction, as BR14 weed himself...

    An important distinction, as BR14 weed himself every week at the Day Centre before it was closed down.
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    Victim of the no tobacco on campus policy.

    Victim of the no tobacco on campus policy.
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    Or the smell.

    Or the smell.
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    Wilmslow does if you're not overly concerned...

    Wilmslow does if you're not overly concerned about privacy.
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    NHS permie jobs are pretty safe (Covid risk...

    NHS permie jobs are pretty safe (Covid risk aside).
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    My last client stored their standard PC build in...

    My last client stored their standard PC build in an interpretive dance.
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    Did they hire you out of incompetence or because...

    Did they hire you out of incompetence or because of a radical commitment to giving cretins employment opportunities?
  11. Food poisoned them with his corned beef fritters...

    Food poisoned them with his corned beef fritters at the Khyber Pass.
  12. Maybe Brillo is a lesbian.

    Maybe Brillo is a lesbian.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  14. Most probably because they were in a heterosexual...

    Most probably because they were in a heterosexual marriage.
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    Reasonable to assume that disregarding Covid...

    Reasonable to assume that disregarding Covid rules and voting for Brexit have a common cause of poor educational achievement.
  16. The real tragedy is that Alexei is allergic to...

    The real tragedy is that Alexei is allergic to nuts.
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    Concerned, not obsessed.

    Concerned, not obsessed.
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    No idea. You'd have to ask BR14 about that. ...

    No idea. You'd have to ask BR14 about that.

    But maybe being a massive cock is enough for Churchy
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    Churchy would get more value from therapy and a...

    Churchy would get more value from therapy and a penis enlargement.
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    And you still claim not to have failed CSE...

    And you still claim not to have failed CSE English Language. :laugh
  21. Key bit here for me is "from developing...

    Key bit here for me is "from developing symptoms". What about "from being infected and passing the infection on"?
  22. Doesn't look very sensible to me.

    Doesn't look very sensible to me.
  23. Thread: Bar tab

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    Or child support back-payments.

    Or child support back-payments.
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    Or an IRA man.

    Or an IRA man.
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    WGAS how you feel.

    WGAS how you feel.
  26. Thread: Bar tab

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    How like a Brexiteer not to know their...

    How like a Brexiteer not to know their 350,000,000 times table.
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    Happy Anti-Bullying Week! Anti-Bullying Week...

    Happy Anti-Bullying Week!

    Anti-Bullying Week 2020: United Against Bullying | Anti-Bullying Alliance
  28. Thread: Asteroid Doom

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    Not gonna happen, Jew-hater. Sorry!

    Not gonna happen, Jew-hater. Sorry!
  29. Thread: Asteroid Doom

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    Come back when you've learnt how to construct a...

    Come back when you've learnt how to construct a sentence correctly.
  30. He got cross with the hard words and then soiled...

    He got cross with the hard words and then soiled his ballot paper.
  31. What date do you intend to record on the dividend...

    What date do you intend to record on the dividend voucher and on the minutes of the meeting at which you declare the dividend?
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    No kidding. Or what is really meant by being...

    No kidding.

    Or what is really meant by being an Amazon cellar.
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    Careful about calling MF a fiddler in a rep...

    Careful about calling MF a fiddler in a rep related conversation.
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    The PM will be personally undertaking relevant...

    The PM will be personally undertaking relevant tests for a sub-set of the 16-30 female demographic.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFm7Q9-17w0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFm7Q9-17w0
  36. Thread: Asteroid Doom

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    After the City loses it's passporting post-Brexit...

    After the City loses it's passporting post-Brexit the financial sector is being retooled for the Empire 2.0 jam, tea and biscuit export market.
  37. Thread: Well...

    by Old Greg
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    FOG

    FOG
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    I guess it's whatever you like to fantasise...

    I guess it's whatever you like to fantasise about. Not my business or problem.
  39. Bean is too young to get a vote. In any case, the...

    Bean is too young to get a vote. In any case, the hard words on the ballot paper would confuse him.
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    It would be good to merge this thread with...

    It would be good to merge this thread with https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/business-contracts/140971-wfh-mostly-client-ireland.html
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    Eire just means Ireland. Republic of Ireland...

    Eire just means Ireland.

    Republic of Ireland is the correct term if you need to distinguish between Ireland (the state) and Ireland (the island).
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    Freedom of speech. It's your problem that you're...

    Freedom of speech. It's your problem that you're triggered by it, snowflake.
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    Is this boss Jewish? Churchill won't work for...

    Is this boss Jewish? Churchill won't work for Jewish people. Churchill thinks Jewish people are just in it for themselves and see non-Jewish people as just there to be used.
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    But who bullied you to leave you the poor broken...

    But who bullied you to leave you the poor broken excuse for a man that you are?
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    That just proves how deep the Soros conspiracy...

    That just proves how deep the Soros conspiracy runs.
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    You are a fragile little snowflake,

    You are a fragile little snowflake,
  47. Thread: Asteroid Doom

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    Causing a jam, tea and biscuit supply chain...

    Causing a jam, tea and biscuit supply chain crisis across Empire 2.0.
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    I wonder what Trump's strategy is. Is it really...

    I wonder what Trump's strategy is. Is it really to win (which would cause pandemonium) or is it to stir up conflict and/or remain relevant as a political figure?
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    Shauny's corned beef fritters and the Queen Mum...

    Shauny's corned beef fritters and the Queen Mum won the war.
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    There may be something useful here as well. ...

    There may be something useful here as well.

    FAQs: Taxation - Border People
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