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    I was told that a Jensen Interceptor is a classic...

    I was told that a Jensen Interceptor is a classic car that you can throw lots of money at...and still not have a working car.

    And he was a member of the Jensen club. :D

    qh
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    Did they film the ending to Goldeneye there? qh

    Did they film the ending to Goldeneye there?

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    England have been in eight penalty shootouts at...

    England have been in eight penalty shootouts at major international tournaments (World Cup and European Championship), losing six and winning two.

    25% win, it isn't great.

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  4. I need to show that link to my parents (who are...

    I need to show that link to my parents (who are pro-Brexit and voted Tory last election).


    Taking back control, hey? :eyes

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    In..Out..Shake it all about...

    Saw this on a spec:

    "IR35 Status: N/A up until 05/04/2021, from 06/04/2021 onwards the role will be Inside"

    so basically inside all along then?

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    Now they have to get out of the group stage,...

    Now they have to get out of the group stage, never been done before.

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  7. No doubt he'll form a Steering group to find out....

    No doubt he'll form a Steering group to find out. :wink

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    Boris was always going to back the woman whom he...

    Boris was always going to back the woman whom he shares his bed with.

    There's the real power behind the throne loon.

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    Poll: Never said I would be playing the latest games as...

    Never said I would be playing the latest games as that's a battle you never win.

    From what I have seen games on Steam are cheaper than the physical cd game you get for Xbox/PS/Switch.

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    I was watching this game, not bothered who won,...

    I was watching this game, not bothered who won, but when Serbia scored in 90th minute I though, Christ that is cruel as they'd done well up until then.

    Seems like they are decent at a penalty...
  11. The lost hiker was a sad tale. Even in 2020...

    The lost hiker was a sad tale.

    Even in 2020 people can die proper off grid.

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    What went bad: Binned end of April. Ripped off...

    What went bad:
    Binned end of April.
    Ripped off with garage roof to the tune of 4k, still smarts.
    Clients/pimps just not bothering to tell you ya or nay after an interview. Goes with the territory...
  13. But then you meet the love of your life in the US...

    But then you meet the love of your life in the US and bang, your plans change. It does happen.

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    Poll: Thankfully I've steered my lad down the home...

    Thankfully I've steered my lad down the home pc/gaming rig route, a bit cheaper anyway and you learn as you go.

    He understands the high costs of PS/Xbox games and steam is a bit more economical...
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    I go back to previous client until Xmas and the...

    I go back to previous client until Xmas and the bloody market picks up.

    Typical. :ohwell

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    Poll: And yet all my kids go on about is a £3.99 game...

    And yet all my kids go on about is a £3.99 game on Steam called 'Among Us'. :eyes

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  17. I was on the bench from May to Sept, however...

    I was on the bench from May to Sept, however still took a salary in those months so guessing I am not eligible for CRJS?

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    Sticky: Be wary of that Venturi gig (or any others they...

    Be wary of that Venturi gig (or any others they push out).

    Used to be a decent agency but IME they have become just as bad as the others, nothing but CV harvesting.

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    Plenty of logistical issues in getting a covid-19...

    Plenty of logistical issues in getting a covid-19 vaccine around the globe.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byW1GExQB84

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    And the man who wanted to Win At Everything has...

    And the man who wanted to Win At Everything has just lost his biggest competition/race/event on the world stage.


    Not surprised he has kept a low profile for past few days this has hurt him like...
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    I was quite surprised how many hispanics vote for...

    I was quite surprised how many hispanics vote for Ole Donny, doesn't make sense, however when you think about it America as a country doesn't make sense (52 separate microcosms, in effect).

    This...
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    "Beware – sharing with someone who lives...

    "Beware – sharing with someone who lives elsewhere is technically forbidden
    It's fine to share your plan with the people you live with, but Netflix's terms of use say that "the Netflix service and...
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    I was looking at that, Guardian has Biden on 238...

    I was looking at that, Guardian has Biden on 238 electoral college votes and if he wins Michigan (16), Wisconsin (10) and Nevada (6), that takes him to 270, the winning number.

    This thing is...
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    Thanks. I actually saw a trailer for The...

    Thanks.

    I actually saw a trailer for The Battered Bastards of Baseball which looked interesting.

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    Netflix for Lockdown #2

    In the lockdown 001 I upgraded my telly box just so I could get Disney+ which was great as the Mandalorian has been very good, especially the opening episode of Season 2.

    So, for this lockdown I...
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    He was no Abe Froman. qh

    He was no Abe Froman.

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    I know Jeffery Dahmer never got the credit....

    I know Jeffery Dahmer never got the credit. Political correctness gone mad.

    qh
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    Ejector scheat yer joking. RIP Spanisch...

    Ejector scheat yer joking.

    RIP Spanisch Peacock.

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    Bobby Ball, another part of my childhood gone. :(...

    Bobby Ball, another part of my childhood gone. :(

    Bobby Ball: Cannon & Ball star dies aged 76 after Covid-19 diagnosis - BBC News

    RIP Rock on Tommy.

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    If your femoral artery goes, not much you can do....

    If your femoral artery goes, not much you can do.

    30 seconds and you're outta there.

    qh
  31. They can and they do, around 1000%. :wink qh

    They can and they do, around 1000%. :wink


    qh
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    I was watching this yesterday evening on ship...

    I was watching this yesterday evening on ship radar 24.

    There were 2 RNLI boats nearby I was assuming the SBS could have disguised themselves as RNLI, however helicopters, dressed in all black,...
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    Hardly surprising, she moves from job to job...

    Hardly surprising, she moves from job to job where she consistently fails or messes up big time.

    But no doubt she'll find another cushy number, to fook up in a few years time.


    My money is on...
  34. And major donators to the Tory party. qh

    And major donators to the Tory party.

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    Thought it was a sequel to HG Wells' War Of The...

    Thought it was a sequel to HG Wells' War Of The Worlds, but that was more Surrey way IIRC.

    qh
  36. Ah the old 25 questions trick, hey? We've all...

    Ah the old 25 questions trick, hey?

    We've all been there.

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    "They exist without permission. They are hated,...

    "They exist without permission. They are hated, hunted and persecuted. They live in quiet desperation amongst the filth. And yet they are capable of bringing entire civilizations to their knees. If...
  38. I tend to avoid stuff like CCleaner as it's...

    I tend to avoid stuff like CCleaner as it's menace to uninstall and keeps popping up to buy other apps.

    I suspect it is the GPU driver so might uninstall to a previous version.

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  39. I would reboot everything and see what comes back...

    I would reboot everything and see what comes back up. Name changes and WSFC don't tend to play nice.

    Any help here? :

    Change the node names of a Windows cluster – SQLServerCentral
    ...
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    Speaking to other contractors the snidey feckers...

    Speaking to other contractors the snidey feckers of HMRC are known for this, start with VAT chat over tea and custard creams then wham! jump straight onto IR35.

    You would have been within your...
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    I've just got off the phone with pater demanding...

    I've just got off the phone with pater demanding to know why he wasn't a baron or some nobility and I am regretting not marrying a Tory MP.

    Choices we make hey?

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    It brightened for a bit then went south like an...

    It brightened for a bit then went south like an excel spreadsheet from 2007.

    None of the f**kers (pimps) even bothering to acknowledge they have your CV. :mad:

    Tedious, all very tedious.

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    Sticky: Seeing quite a few roles for DB2 DBAs. ...

    Seeing quite a few roles for DB2 DBAs.

    DBA-Fully Remote/Finland - United Kingdom - October-05-2020 (Iiym8)

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    Ah, *that* Dido Harding...

    Thought her name was ringing distant SQL injection bells. You know the one at TalkTalk, when they got hacked?

    In October 2015, TalkTalk experienced a 'significant and sustained cyber-attack',...
  45. Yep, looked at that, hardly anything in startup...

    Yep, looked at that, hardly anything in startup now after disabling a few things.

    Looking like a new SSD and reinstall OS on that and see if that resolves the issue.

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  46. Disk Fragmentation is at 0% for both OS drive and...

    Disk Fragmentation is at 0% for both OS drive and drive where games files reside.

    Rig has 28GB RAM so pretty sure it isn't that.

    It's an odd one, as this has worked fine since last November and...
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    Surprised they aren't calling the spreadsheet,...

    Surprised they aren't calling the spreadsheet, "the database". :eyes

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    I got the in-laws setup with $ky after MIL had...

    I got the in-laws setup with $ky after MIL had her two strokes last year and VM couldn't give a toss.

    The sky talk landline is critical as her Careline pendant depends on it in case she had...
  49. So, after many months of games running in Ultra...

    So, after many months of games running in Ultra and at 60fps the gaming rig has started to become a tad glitchy.

    Also windows starting to slow when turning off/restart.

    Took the side off, gave...
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    No doubt, if he beats it, he'll use it for his...

    No doubt, if he beats it, he'll use it for his Nuremberg campaign rallies he'll be saying he is the best at beating viruses, and he once beat ebola, AIDS, Cancer, etc, etc.

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