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    Random Chart Generator — Remek! Trading Systems...

    Random Chart Generator — Remek! Trading Systems

    There you go, fit some meaningless "technical analysis" to some random numbers and get rich.
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    I will invest in the next big thing, I just have...

    I will invest in the next big thing, I just have to figure out what that is. ;)
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    £50K will buy a used Model S P100D. The other...

    £50K will buy a used Model S P100D.

    The other £300K will become £3M invested wisely in 5 years.
  4. I'm am quite relieved that people are desperate...

    I'm am quite relieved that people are desperate to get the vaccine. It means I can have much better data on fatalities and severe adverse reactions before it's my turn in the line.
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    Only if they put the electric drivetrain from a...

    Only if they put the electric drivetrain from a Tesla into it.

    It still uses composted dinosaurs as a fuel?

    How very 20th Century.
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    Why don't you join that trading forum thing he...

    Why don't you join that trading forum thing he spouts nonsense on and leave here?

    Then you can both be happy together.
  7. Thread: Bar tab

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    Instead of paying £1bn for the EU bill just think...

    Instead of paying £1bn for the EU bill just think what Boris COULD have done with it instead?

    Paid someone who is married to an MP £1bn to not deliver a box of rubber gloves or something.
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    He said the stock markets would crash. They've...

    He said the stock markets would crash. They've boomed.
    He said BTC would sink. It's to the moon.
    He said ETH was going to fall hard. It's jumped.

    And let's not even get started on his AMD...
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    3 dead out of 70,000,000 makes it the safest form...

    3 dead out of 70,000,000 makes it the safest form of transport ever.

    Hopefully Green Boris will ban cars and enforce electric rollerblades for everyone.

    ...
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    In that case: Slick video promoting PM's new...

    In that case:

    Slick video promoting PM's new green action plan features globe WITHOUT Britain on | Daily Mail Online
    ...
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    What's the idea with posting random news stories?...

    What's the idea with posting random news stories?

    :confused:
  12. Thread: Asteroid Doom

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    Seems like Brexit has affected your mentally...

    Seems like Brexit has affected your mentally quite badly. I hope this helps you.

    Top tips to deal with the stress of Brexit | Mental Health Foundation
  13. Thread: Well...

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    Oh your the one who keeps posting doom and gloom...

    Oh your the one who keeps posting doom and gloom and says everyone is a sock puppet.

    I thought you'd left when you realised no one cares?
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    Please don't attract you know who back to post...

    Please don't attract you know who back to post more "charts"
  15. Thread: Cyber Command

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    You another Daily Mail fan?

    You another Daily Mail fan?
  16. Thread: Asteroid Doom

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    Everyone sure loves doom and gloom here.

    Everyone sure loves doom and gloom here.
  17. Thread: COVID symptoms

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    Atw, is this a real person or a sockie?

    Atw, is this a real person or a sockie?
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    You will arrive at a car park in Tesco, to...

    You will arrive at a car park in Tesco, to receive your vaccination, expecting them to pull out a vial with Pfizer or Moderna written on it and find it is written only in Chinese only with a skull...
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    Looking forward to the total chaos around how...

    Looking forward to the total chaos around how Boris and co are going to totally **** this up completely.

    You won't know when or which vaccine you will receive. It will be an absolute shambles....
  20. Can't run modern Mac OS, slow as hell compared...

    Can't run modern Mac OS, slow as hell compared with modern hardware.

    But then if the user is quite slow and outdated, maybe that doesn't matter?

    ;)
  21. Thread: Feck up and trace

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    Next week the front page of the Mail will be "boy...

    Next week the front page of the Mail will be "boy eats Cornish pasty 3 days past its sell by date"
  22. Thread: Wins by a nose

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    Why is there not a meta-Gogglebox series, where...

    Why is there not a meta-Gogglebox series, where we can watch people who are watching people who are watching TV?

    :tantrum:
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    fisherpeople, nice touch.

    fisherpeople, nice touch.
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    Only when priced in worthless FIAT currency. ...

    Only when priced in worthless FIAT currency.

    That's what they say here isn't it?
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    Foster's lager was on the order and it leaked...

    Foster's lager was on the order and it leaked into the bag?
  26. Thread: Contractor lunches

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    Fake advertising. DJ runs up pretend bill and it...

    Fake advertising. DJ runs up pretend bill and it is shared to 1 billion people on social media.

    Free advertising.
  27. Thread: Good Law Project

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    According to that website, many big companies are...

    According to that website, many big companies are scared to publicly call out this govt and political party.
  28. Thread: Good Law Project

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    I just setup a monthly payment to pay towards...

    I just setup a monthly payment to pay towards these cases and others to be raised in the courts. It's the only way we, as tax payers, are going to find out the truth of what's really going on.
  29. 9 year old computer, maybe not time to retire it?...

    9 year old computer, maybe not time to retire it?

    I know you are all on your last few pounds, but maybe treat yourself to a new one and donate the computer to a museum?

    :wink
  30. Thread: Good Law Project

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    What does that mean? Last time I posted an...

    What does that mean?

    Last time I posted an acronym I was instantly banned.
  31. Thread: Good Law Project

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    Good Law Project

    Unpublished COVID-19 contracts - Good Law Project

    Abingdon Health - Good Law Project

    Operation Moonshot - Good Law Project

    Procurement Case - Good Law Project

    The US jeweller, the...
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    Most clients will expect it at the same rate....

    Most clients will expect it at the same rate. Training your replacement in all your skills and knowledge should demand a much higher rate, but clients see this as part of your job.

    Therefore, I...
  33. Thread: Sock Market Boom

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    No idea to be honest. Tried to join the regulars...

    No idea to be honest. Tried to join the regulars with a funny thread and put a spin on the FoG and FoAtW stuff and got banned.

    Won't be trying humour here again.
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    Fully documented here...

    Fully documented here

    As per:

    Manifesto for Agile Software Development
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    I have always sent them links to the current...

    I have always sent them links to the current documentation.

    Where they have pointed out the documentation is outdated or not sufficient level of detail, I have asked them to contact my hiring...
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    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1327979...

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1327979630477922304

    Oh no he doesn't!
  37. Thread: Sock Market Boom

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    FoV

    FoV
  38. Thread: Sock Market Boom

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    Sock Market Boom

    It's not just CUK that has seen a boom in sockies.

    Global Absorbent Booms Sock Market Report 2020 | Reports Monitor
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    Someone who makes $2K on their AMD shares in one...

    Someone who makes $2K on their AMD shares in one day for example.
  40. For anyone interested in the immune response of Covid and the new vaccines

    I found this an interesting read.

    Immunological considerations for COVID-19 vaccine strategies

    I think what will have some implications are the non-neutralizing vaccines which if I understand...
  41. Thread: WFH, in the sun

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    Why is it not a holiday if your idea of being on...

    Why is it not a holiday if your idea of being on holiday is coding at a laptop? :grin
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    Rebel.com - Rebel Search...

    Rebel.com - Rebel Search

    :happy
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    Stop teasing us with the best news ever!

    Stop teasing us with the best news ever!
  44. Thread: stock market crash

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    I created a chart for ScooterSock ...

    I created a chart for ScooterSock


    https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1331112130530_5556027.png
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    I will take a gander later.

    I will take a gander later.
  46. Thread: Great news

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    How many sleeps till Boris and co are wiped off...

    How many sleeps till Boris and co are wiped off the electoral map?
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    Seems like it. You often hear "wow the new...

    Seems like it.

    You often hear "wow the new Apple XXXXXX looks fantastic, but the starting price is X thousand pounds"

    And Apple are worth more than most countries.

    I don't own any Apple...
  48. Thread: Bodycam ideas

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    https://videoandfilmmaker.com/wp/wp-content/upload...

    https://videoandfilmmaker.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/go-pro-caption-contest.jpg
  49. Thread: Great news

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    Great news

    Eat Out to Help Out: Rishi Sunak hints at New Year return of scheme | Daily Mail Online


    So a third even bigger Covid spike, and then another round of tax rises to pay for those on furlough to...
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    Even if the vaccine is perfect, this govt will...

    Even if the vaccine is perfect, this govt will mean you will likely never receive it. More chance of them accidentally ordering rat poison instead.

    The money will vanish into a series of new ltd...
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