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    I think buying pieces of equipment such as a...

    I think buying pieces of equipment such as a laptop for a business you are running down is a bit on the iffy side. Yes you might need a laptop to carry out your basic directors duties but that's a...
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    Yes indeed but what I meant his advice on wishing...

    Yes indeed but what I meant his advice on wishing he'd taken MVL was pointless as his situation is completely different. I maybe should have said irrelevant. But +1 to the rest.
  3. Something has got to be wrong for an agent to ask...

    Something has got to be wrong for an agent to ask you to down tools. They don't put their commission at risk for no reason. It would be useful to know how big your client is and how many contractors...
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    How can I help you? Simon.. EDIT : F**k. Wrong...

    How can I help you? Simon..

    EDIT : F**k. Wrong account...
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    That was your ploy to make them offer £450 at...

    That was your ploy to make them offer £450 at which point you snapped their hand off. Well played sir.
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    Do you want a stupid answer to your stupid...

    Do you want a stupid answer to your stupid question or do you actually believe this warrants a sensible answer?

    FOG
  7. Boom!! Or there is the age old 'taking a dump...

    Boom!!

    Or there is the age old 'taking a dump on the client managers desk' route. Sure fire exit with no breach.
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    No. **** off.

    No. **** off.
  9. You're right but it's splitting hairs. The base...

    You're right but it's splitting hairs. The base rate is so low it won't stop anything.
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    Forget two monitors and lump them both in to one?...

    Forget two monitors and lump them both in to one?

    ▷ ASUS ROG STRIX XG43VQ 43" 3840x1200 VA 120Hz … | OcUK

    https://www.overclockers.co.uk/media/image/thumbnail/MO0AMAS_236475_750x750.jpg
  11. You think you can get away from contracting...

    You think you can get away from contracting responsibilities by giving notice and then just not turning up again? How do you think the courts will see that? It's obvious you are doing it for no other...
  12. Will your accountant not do a catch up for a one...

    Will your accountant not do a catch up for a one off fee for you?
  13. Technically you are bound by the terms of the...

    Technically you are bound by the terms of the contract. You've comitted to it by signing it. The start date is just an agreement you'll start doing the work, which is a little irrelvant as there will...
  14. Not really. You'd be in breach. Client - Supplier...

    Not really. You'd be in breach. Client - Supplier relationships are not even so it doesn't always go both ways. If they provide and will pay for the work there are certain obligations in the contract...
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    Sticky: You and the wife not getting on again? I'd...

    You and the wife not getting on again?



    I'd agree but I can't even watch her as Maggie in The Crown. Just painful.
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    I think what they are trying to get at is that ...

    I think what they are trying to get at is that you cannot do work while you are on furlough. You can carry out your directors responsibilities though.

    You just need to be clear in your head what...
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    So why not be a bit more direct with your...

    So why not be a bit more direct with your statement rather than 'It looks like...?'
  18. Don't agree with that. The air intake behind the...

    Don't agree with that. The air intake behind the drivers head is the highest point of the car and rests on that and the nose upside down. It's been enough for drivers to get out of since it started....
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    Erm... well obviously surely?

    Erm... well obviously surely?
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    And they've got to be spread out. Buying six £50...

    And they've got to be spread out. Buying six £50 vouchers in the last month of your financial years doesn't look good.
  21. The code that controls my money is Wife 1.0....

    The code that controls my money is Wife 1.0. Brillopad is on version 7.0. Should I be going for an upgrade or two?
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    It doth appear so. Good point and from JB as well.

    It doth appear so. Good point and from JB as well.
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    We are proud of him, ti's in General. He has done...

    We are proud of him, ti's in General. He has done as needs must. The real disgrace here is the people giving proper advice. That shouldn't be allowed. But we can also call you a fawning, bedwetter...
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    He's right though. Well done for posting this in...

    He's right though. Well done for posting this in completely the wrong part of the forum as well.
  25. Great stuff. I'm sure he won't forget something...

    Great stuff. I'm sure he won't forget something like that but I hope someone could capture the moment for him like they did the Jos Verstappen pit fire. One in a lifetime moment and a picture for...
  26. Cannon999 has done it. Must be easy. We should...

    Cannon999 has done it. Must be easy. We should all be doing it!! :eyes
  27. I'd agree with that although the halo wasn't...

    I'd agree with that although the halo wasn't designed to keep the drivers tub for ripping in two was it? It's certainly saved him from being decapitated as it's slid under the fence though. That said...
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    So his sandwhiches will be worth the same as...

    So his sandwhiches will be worth the same as Ratners Jewellery soon?
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    That's the one that has the discounts the more...

    That's the one that has the discounts the more you spend with some suppliers isn't it? Are the discounts actually any good? Can you recoup the price of it on just consumables and the like or is it a...
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    Case of wine for less than £50?? :eek You gone...

    Case of wine for less than £50?? :eek You gone perm or something?
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    Client has said he inside is so he's done. If he...

    Client has said he inside is so he's done. If he isn't now he will be in April when the client has to determine. What is going to gain by being the first person to potentially go legal on a clients...
  32. What's an IR35 contractor when it's at home? ...

    What's an IR35 contractor when it's at home?


    Even if you are inside is he still your manager? or is he your client?


    Why do people always assume when something happens they don't like the...
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    I'd argue it's actually a fairly low percentage...

    I'd argue it's actually a fairly low percentage so cannon is a bit of the mark here. He's not making a very good catchall argument... which is the problem with catchall arguments.
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    Have to make sure it's not £150 + shipping....

    Have to make sure it's not £150 + shipping....
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    Why does he need an IR35 lawyer? Client say...

    Why does he need an IR35 lawyer? Client say inside. OP is struggling with how he pays himself.
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    You can continue to take dividends from the...

    You can continue to take dividends from the profits in the company. None of the money coming in will be profit so will not be available for dividends.


    You are letting the tax tail wag the dog. A...
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    James is right in both his posts. Re-shaping the...

    James is right in both his posts. Re-shaping the paperwork is utterly pointless. The client has what he wants and has decided it's inside. No way are you going to change what he wants. He may agree...
  38. But remember, as soon as the client has made a...

    But remember, as soon as the client has made a determination you are toast. You can get out before it hits in April but your IR35 status is in tatters. All you are doing by leaving before April is...
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    So the only issue is how do you make sure all the...

    So the only issue is how do you make sure all the income from the client is distributed via PAYE. Your account could advise that?

    This is just an accounting question not an IR35 one. Client says...
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    Are you sure you've got that right because it's a...

    Are you sure you've got that right because it's a critical piece of information. It's the difference between being safe and being at the top of HMRC's list. Are you sure clients who don't want to use...
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    No they aren't. You are getting a cut of their...

    No they aren't. You are getting a cut of their day rate.
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    Isn't this your third stab at this? First thread...

    Isn't this your third stab at this? First thread Sept 2019, Feb 2020 and then this one?

    You managed to post the other two in the right part of the forums? Different forum for lucky third attempt?...
  43. Thread: boomed

    by northernladuk
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    And someone that GAS.

    And someone that GAS.
  44. Yep. That's true. Just making the point for the...

    Yep. That's true. Just making the point for the OP that's new to all this.
  45. But just those first two factors reduces the...

    But just those first two factors reduces the opportunities to next to nothing. They describe a vast majority of contractor engagments.
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    They could try but FCSA will just quosh it by...

    They could try but FCSA will just quosh it by banning or penalising members that are associated with it so it can't take off.
  47. For now.......

    For now.......
  48. I bet it didn't.

    I bet it didn't.
  49. Not being harsh but if you have to ask questions...

    Not being harsh but if you have to ask questions like that then you've a mountain to climb. There is no easy way or tick box to do this. You've got to understand your offering your customerztheir...
  50. Thread: My Lunch

    by northernladuk
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    Are you finishing it off with a nice bowl of Me...

    Are you finishing it off with a nice bowl of Me Me Me Me?
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