Search Results - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Search:

Type: Posts; User: Old Greg

Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.05 seconds; generated 17 minute(s) ago.

  1. Thread: Anyone Know?

    by Old Greg
    Replies
    9
    Views
    191

    Freedom of speech, innit?

    Freedom of speech, innit?
  2. Replies
    34
    Views
    756

    Attempting to bribe one of Her Majesty's Tax...

    Attempting to bribe one of Her Majesty's Tax Inspectors with unnatural favours!

    This isn't band camp, Brillo. There are rules!!
  3. Replies
    33
    Views
    951

    Just had an unpleasant thought. ...

    Just had an unpleasant thought.

    https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article14337272.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Dot-Cotton-returns-to-EastEnders.jpg
  4. You should have tipped him a couple of quid every...

    You should have tipped him a couple of quid every time he signed a timesheet, to keep him sweet.
  5. After your iron lung intellectual escapade, I can...

    After your iron lung intellectual escapade, I can see why you don't care for reality.
  6. Replies
    34
    Views
    756

    Fraud is such an ugly word: I belong to the...

    Fraud is such an ugly word:

    I belong to the Oude Joris Max 120 Executive Club
    You are a bent contractor
    Brillo has been charged under Section 3 of the Criminal Finances Act (2017)
  7. Replies
    10
    Views
    217

    MF is definitely Baron Harkonnen.

    MF is definitely Baron Harkonnen.
  8. That's one way to get Security to terminate your...

    That's one way to get Security to terminate your back to work interview.
  9. Replies
    11
    Views
    415

    Political correctness gone mad.

    Political correctness gone mad.
  10. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    You have your timeframes muddled up if you...

    You have your timeframes muddled up if you believe that Mosley could be a remainer. Presumably you think that every politician who supported the UK joining the EEC was a remainer.

    Let's remind...
  11. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    Whatevs.

    Whatevs.
  12. It's actually pus.

    It's actually pus.
  13. Replies
    34
    Views
    756

    As long as this is not distracting them from...

    As long as this is not distracting them from vigorously pursuing dodgy scheme using bent contractor scum.
  14. Replies
    9
    Views
    836

    Miscellaneous sundries.

    Miscellaneous sundries.
  15. Replies
    7
    Views
    190

    A Fist for HMRC

    Stick that in yer Red Box.
  16. Thread: Boris is dead

    by Old Greg
    Replies
    31
    Views
    1,032

    Patient Zero of the zombie apocalypse. ...

    Patient Zero of the zombie apocalypse.

    https://www.thenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/boris-johnson-boorish-ap-img.jpg?scale=896&compress=80
  17. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    If it weren't for that pesky Isle of Man barbed...

    If it weren't for that pesky Isle of Man barbed wire, it could have been yours.
  18. Thread: #clapforboris

    by Old Greg
    Replies
    2
    Views
    181

    A one handed clap perhaps. ...

    A one handed clap perhaps.

    https://media.tenor.com/images/a3e2a904c7e071ffac90a46edecd5778/tenor.gif
  19. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    Facts make BR14 sad and cross.

    Facts make BR14 sad and cross.
  20. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    Rally around the flag.

    Rally around the flag.
  21. An intense COVID19 outbreak could revive the...

    An intense COVID19 outbreak could revive the fortunes of the Thistle Hotel Heathrow.
  22. Thread: Boris is dead

    by Old Greg
    Replies
    31
    Views
    1,032

    PMs don't typically get a state funeral.

    PMs don't typically get a state funeral.
  23. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    No, but you drag down whatever country you happen...

    No, but you drag down whatever country you happen to be in, with your wibble-brained ranting.
  24. Churchy has had another accident.

    Churchy has had another accident.
  25. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    Shame about the herd immunity nonsense. Also, all...

    Shame about the herd immunity nonsense. Also, all that "I'm going to keep shaking hands with people" isn't looking so clever now.

    Rishi looks like a very rare beast of a sane and clever Tory...
  26. Replies
    33
    Views
    951

    I wasn't joking.

    I wasn't joking.
  27. Replies
    33
    Views
    951

    Don't get cross with me because you picked the...

    Don't get cross with me because you picked the wrong scheme.
  28. Replies
    33
    Views
    951

    Get cash now. Worry about refunds later.

    Get cash now. Worry about refunds later.
  29. Replies
    47
    Views
    1,621

    Ignorant prick. You forgot the Flat Faced Fen...

    Ignorant prick. You forgot the Flat Faced Fen ****ers of the East.
  30. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    A ventilator will sort out that last one.

    A ventilator will sort out that last one.
  31. What's made you all hurty today?

    What's made you all hurty today?
  32. Replies
    47
    Views
    1,621

    Imagine a disaster that nobody knows about in a...

    Imagine a disaster that nobody knows about in a remote island. They will receive no relief shipments.

    If a journalist reports on it, it is no longer in a state of 'not being know about', and will...
  33. Replies
    47
    Views
    1,621

    Journalism has a similar observer effect to...

    Journalism has a similar observer effect to physics. By reporting on an event, the journalism is changing it from an unreported event to a reported event.
  34. Without a narcissistic buffoon in the next bed.

    Without a narcissistic buffoon in the next bed.
  35. And then sepsis hits you.

    And then sepsis hits you.
  36. I have smart hard-working kids who thrive in the...

    I have smart hard-working kids who thrive in the local state primary school and who will do likewise in the local state secondary school. School is providing work to do, but we're mostly ignoring...
  37. Replies
    25
    Views
    634

    At a group level, stockpiling makes little sense....

    At a group level, stockpiling makes little sense. At an individual level, it makes perfect sense.
  38. The apple never falls far from the tree.

    The apple never falls far from the tree.
  39. The Illuminati are reviewing it.

    The Illuminati are reviewing it.
  40. Replies
    310
    Views
    9,300

    IIRC, if the does is indicated by the level of...

    IIRC, if the does is indicated by the level of pain and the intent of the dose is to relieve pain, rather than to kill, it is allowed.
  41. #pray4nwp2c :hug:

    #pray4nwp2c :hug:
  42. Replies
    14
    Views
    294

    Just think of Swindon as your Safe Space.

    Just think of Swindon as your Safe Space.
  43. Replies
    47
    Views
    1,621

    A clear blanket ban is an effective public health...

    A clear blanket ban is an effective public health measure. It's like airport security SOPs. Sometimes individual actions seem daft, but overall it's effective.
  44. Replies
    9
    Views
    836

    Looks like you're going to economically survive...

    Looks like you're going to economically survive the Apocalypse. Well done!
  45. Replies
    9
    Views
    232

    They're two sides of the same sh1tcoin.

    They're two sides of the same sh1tcoin.
  46. Replies
    9
    Views
    232

    FTFY

    FTFY
  47. Replies
    9
    Views
    232

    The jam, tea and biscuit export boom will see...

    The jam, tea and biscuit export boom will see Britain right.
  48. Thread: Zoooooom!

    by Old Greg
    Replies
    8
    Views
    347

    Whereby is very easy to use. The only one I've...

    Whereby is very easy to use. The only one I've managed to get my Mum using for virtual family get togethers.
  49. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    Scoots has got himself muddled up between...

    Scoots has got himself muddled up between paedophiles and child abusers.
  50. Replies
    140
    Views
    4,426

    He went to Eton. Rules are for the little people.

    He went to Eton. Rules are for the little people.
Results 1 to 50 of 499
Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4