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    Twaddle. We have a 100% dying. Also, we don't...

    Twaddle. We have a 100% dying.

    Also, we don't have a 10% chance of a covid-19 infection being fatal.

    Next time, provide a link to your source so we can either mock you, or explain to you why...
  2. Why is that? Where is your ltd co based?

    Why is that? Where is your ltd co based?
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    Not refused. Just not responded. Only they have!...

    Not refused. Just not responded. Only they have!


    PHE said that they only have a “very small number” of positive blood samples containing coronavirus antibodies, so had not been able to share...
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    AndyW's mum?

    AndyW's mum?
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    Sticky: Vetran - 1 day - personal attack on another...

    Vetran - 1 day - personal attack on another member.
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    Sticky: DimPrawn 1 day for starting a thread to insult...

    DimPrawn 1 day for starting a thread to insult another member. Now that is stupid.
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    Reminds me of that Yes Prime Minister episode...

    Reminds me of that Yes Prime Minister episode when they talk about anti-smoking fanatics, such as the BMA!
  8. Stay away from me you infectious bag of...

    Stay away from me you infectious bag of pestilence!
  9. ...and he lived in Neasden.

    ...and he lived in Neasden.
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    Well, it's good to dream.

    FTFY[/QUOTE]Well, it's good to dream.
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    Only when you get 5 days worth of work done in 3....

    Only when you get 5 days worth of work done in 3. Stop sulking. :)

    Short working weeks is always an option for companies wishing to save money, but not lose workers. Unless a project is urgent,...
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    Don't panda to him.

    Don't panda to him.
  13. You smell.

    You smell.
  14. It's not just banks. I've access to certain...

    It's not just banks. I've access to certain financial information at client site (Pharma) and have to declare my shares. Also not permitted to trade certain of them during mandated periods.

    If...
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    Yeah, I've a flight with EasyJet booked for end...

    Yeah, I've a flight with EasyJet booked for end of June... :ohwell
  16. I'll pay you twenty of your English pounds. For...

    I'll pay you twenty of your English pounds. For all 5.
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    Working 3 days rather than 5 would be better.

    Working 3 days rather than 5 would be better.
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    I'm still blaming it on the boogie. :music:

    I'm still blaming it on the boogie. :music:
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    That's right. 5g causes 'flu like symptoms, so...

    That's right. 5g causes 'flu like symptoms, so you get "tested" and given the disease.
  20. Not the case. Proof here...

    Not the case. Proof here.
  21. So one on standby for Bozzer.

    So one on standby for Bozzer.
  22. That's how it works in Russia, for sure.

    That's how it works in Russia, for sure.
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    So in ten years time Remainers will blaming the...

    So in ten years time Remainers will blaming the economic collapse on Brexit, and Brexiters will be blaming it on Covid-19.
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    Starting with cures that date back to the Black...

    Starting with cures that date back to the Black Death.


    Moving on to that it's all a hoax and gargling Bicarb of Soda will fix things

    All the way to "Don't get the test. It contains the...
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    Real life example. Michael Buerk reporting the...

    Real life example. Michael Buerk reporting the Ethiopian famine in 1980. He's a bit of a hero there apparently.
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    Reminds me a of a manager complaining that every...

    Reminds me a of a manager complaining that every time he went for coffee, my team was there. Funny that. Every time we went for coffee, he'd turn up a few minutes later. I think he was lonely.
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    It's what the offshore companies do. 100 workers...

    It's what the offshore companies do. 100 workers filling 400 FTE roles. Which is why they push back at every opportunity, and they have at least 24 hour response times.

    I've only every worked once...
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    Correct.

    Correct.
  29. If RT ever tell the truth, it's only by accident....

    If RT ever tell the truth, it's only by accident. Certainly not by design.
  30. A membrane oxygenator might help. That infuses...

    A membrane oxygenator might help. That infuses your blood with oxygen and removes co2.
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    What, one of these?...

    What, one of these?
    https://cdn.weasyl.com/static/media/81/fb/5d/81fb5d4e84b76f9e03aaaaa70538d8bb97083f470937cfa2d5255596f14df1c4.png
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    No one is ever bored enough to read p94.

    No one is ever bored enough to read p94.
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    94! Private Eye will have something to say...

    94!

    Private Eye will have something to say about that.
  34. Have your man speak to my man.

    Have your man speak to my man.
  35. @NLUK - just walk away. Nothing to see... ...

    @NLUK - just walk away. Nothing to see...



    So, you don't know what an umbrella only contract entails. You don't know what "inside" entails.

    Tell me, how long were with your former client...
  36. Actual TCO in bold including rework, value added...

    Actual TCO in bold including rework, value added etc.
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    Well, I did ban one of them. I was going to...

    Well, I did ban one of them.

    I was going to edit the thread title. Just to see if he'd notice. Too late now.
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    It's about minimising risk, not eliminating it....

    It's about minimising risk, not eliminating it. And about ensuring that you're electable after this is over... :ohwell
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    If someone is dying in pain due to a doctor...

    If someone is dying in pain due to a doctor worried that they'll be addicted, then the doctor isn't following good clinical practice. There is absolutely no reason not to give pain relief to...
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    Well, you never see them posting at the same...

    Well, you never see them posting at the same time...
  41. Can't help but feel a bit of schadenfreude....

    Can't help but feel a bit of schadenfreude. Rather like when Satyam collapsed and senior managers were flapping around asking "who owns our data?". Happy days.
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    That's what MD in Private Eye said a few weeks...

    That's what MD in Private Eye said a few weeks ago. It especially applies to older people. Those over 70 who need intubation most likely won't make it even in the best of times. He say he'd opt for...
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    There were also cases of swine-flu infecting...

    There were also cases of swine-flu infecting dogs.

    When you've got millions of cases, you'll get some rare things happening such as a cat testing positive.

    It's only a problem for humans if...
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    "Release the recipe" :rollin: Chloroquinine is...

    "Release the recipe" :rollin:

    Chloroquinine is out of patent. It is available generically. All you need to make it are production facilities. Novartis has commited to donating 130 million doses....
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    Sticky: MarkyMark For behaving like MarkyMark. 1 Day...

    MarkyMark

    For behaving like MarkyMark. 1 Day to cool off a bit.
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    Now we're back to zombies.

    Now we're back to zombies.
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    There's some evidence that having had the BCG...

    There's some evidence that having had the BCG offers a level of protection against respiratory viruses.

    Can an Old Vaccine Stop the New Coronavirus? - The New York Times

    Trigger warning:...
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    I couldn't care less about your intention. You...

    I couldn't care less about your intention. You post unsubstantiated crap, and I'll socially isolate you for a day or so.

    The same might happen if I find you too annoying.
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    It is important to know whether it is true. The...

    It is important to know whether it is true. The data suggests it isn't. "Hard to see" is scientist-speak for "unlikely". Science isn't definite. There's an extremely small chance that lying under...
  50. That reminds me - I must issue my March invoice....

    That reminds me - I must issue my March invoice. And chase up January and February.
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