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    What's the Lloyds SP prediction then, 10p? ...

    What's the Lloyds SP prediction then, 10p?

    It'll be nationalised at some point next year due to the massive list of business failures and unemployment. The billions it has in capital buffers...
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    Outside to Inside with Gap

    Hi All,

    I've been approached by a client who I did some work for at the beginning of the year. The previous contract was outside IR35 but this offer is support based so they've assessed it as...
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    Just imagine how much better the makeover would...

    Just imagine how much better the makeover would look on a concorde.
  4. How many are unable to pay vs how many actually...

    How many are unable to pay vs how many actually choose not to pay.

    I guess we'll find out later this year.

    It would be interesting to see how many of these 2 million have Audi/BMW/Mercedes car...
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    Any thoughts on Capita? The stock is hovering...

    Any thoughts on Capita? The stock is hovering around 40p but was 120p pre-covid. It should be around 70p by now compared with other businesses?

    Also with Jon Lewis at the helm they've got a half...
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    A sea of green today. I really want to yank...

    A sea of green today.

    I really want to yank it all out but my funds are rising faster than I can invoice the client :laugh

    Watching the VIX rising. Jerome needs to come out and say the word...
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    I'm not convinced there'll be a stock market...

    I'm not convinced there'll be a stock market crash now, not during this election year. Perhaps if central banks weren't buying junk.

    Also the Oxford vaccine kinda works. It stops pneumonia so...
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    The forum title needs updating. Swap the word...

    The forum title needs updating. Swap the word 'crash' to 'rigged'.

    I think the Fed global central banks are on a mission to prop up the markets no matter what. It's too big to let it fail:
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    In the Telegraph. Boris Johnson's chief...

    In the Telegraph.

    Boris Johnson's chief adviser Dominic Cummings will give a public statement and take questions over his trip to Durham today, Number 10 has confirmed.

    The Prime Minister's...
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    The next bull market is already starting and...

    The next bull market is already starting and here's why.

    - All of the new cash injected by the Fed will push the long term mean to new levels - just like in 2008. Except this time the amount of...
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    Moderna Announces Positive Interim Phase 1 Data...

    Moderna Announces Positive Interim Phase 1 Data for its mRNA Vaccine (mRNA-1273) Against Novel Coronavirus | Business Wire

    Is probably why the indexes are on fire today.
  12. "come to an arrangement with one other person" ...

    "come to an arrangement with one other person"

    Per evening?
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    Looks like the Fed's been busy this week buying...

    Looks like the Fed's been busy this week buying the indexes. Funny how the S&P keeps bouncing off the 2800 line.

    No hope of a crash then. Goody.
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    Another massive US fiscal stimulus on it's way...

    Another massive US fiscal stimulus on it's way and the next one is predicted to be $3-4trillion.

    The market seems to be completely detached from reality. Forget a V shaped recovery, it'll look...
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    Buffett sells off all airlines. Considering...

    Buffett sells off all airlines. Considering Berkshire play the long long game they must think the sector won't make a recovery :laugh

    You give people the pill then there's a sexual revolution. ...
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    Some smashing returns on the funds this week but...

    Some smashing returns on the funds this week but it all feels wrong, like we're in for a massive fall :eek

    Part of me wants to yank it all out now but of course the market will do the opposite...
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    Once clearance is received from HMRC to...

    Once clearance is received from HMRC to distribute as capital, does the liquidator subtract any of the CGT or is that all paid through self assessment?

    How soon do you normally find out if you're...
  18. Thread: Second Wave

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    We'll have a vaccine by then. Oxford...

    We'll have a vaccine by then.

    Oxford University said there's an 80% chance of success. That's good enough for me (coming from a leading scientist and not a politician).
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    So it should be 70-80p a litre at the pump. ...

    So it should be 70-80p a litre at the pump.

    We're being fleeced. Actually there's a better F-word.
  20. and house prices won't budge. It will be...

    and house prices won't budge.

    It will be interesting to see how well the UK does in developing and distributing the vaccine.
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    and in the news this morning 1 in 9 are taking...

    and in the news this morning 1 in 9 are taking mortgage holidays.

    That's those who can get through to the lender but this will be much higher.

    What's next? PCP holidays on the Audi/BMW...
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    CEBR have been predicting a crash for over a...

    CEBR have been predicting a crash for over a decade :rollin::rollin:

    House prices won't go anywhere unless interest rates rise.. which won't happen thanks to globalisation and outsourcing.

    If...
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    Let's hope Boris doesn't snuff it because it'll...

    Let's hope Boris doesn't snuff it because it'll start a panic.

    10% wiped off the FTSE.

    and no I haven't been on the Whisky.. yet.
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    The Government will extend mortage holidays to 6+...

    The Government will extend mortage holidays to 6+ months if needed. Banks will also give loan holidays for everything else too.

    They've already robbed shareholder dividends which gives them a...
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    Now there's a 4000 bed super hospital in the...

    Now there's a 4000 bed super hospital in the ExCel. Why don't they let the Londoners loose (but can't leave the city) and build up some herd immunity?

    Oh no.. I forgot there's no ventilators.
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  26. Prices rose 0.8% in March Prices fell 80% in...

    Prices rose 0.8% in March
    Prices fell 80% in April
  27. Reading about how we're struggling to get test...

    Reading about how we're struggling to get test kits?

    You'd think we'd be able to somehow mobilise the entire resources of the UK just for a few days to build the test facilities and kits needed...
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    I'm surprised the markets didn't react when the...

    I'm surprised the markets didn't react when the Government announced things might not go back to normal for 6 months.

    What other news will trigger a big drop?
    UK unemployment figures? That info...
  29. They are probably doing alright selling on the...

    They are probably doing alright selling on the dark web. Postal services don't seem affected yet.

    Spend some bitcoin :smokin
  30. Thread: Spread

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    Shield the 1.5m and let the rest of us choose...

    Shield the 1.5m and let the rest of us choose whether we carry on.

    I'll sign a ventilator waiver.
  31. No, if Richard Branson wants his airline to...

    No, if Richard Branson wants his airline to survive he can sell all of his private assets first before asking the tax payer for a bailout.

    Whenever we are in situations like this there should be a...
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    It's a bull trap. A combination of a $2trillion...

    It's a bull trap. A combination of a $2trillion stimulus and Trump kidding people they'll be back to normal by easter egg time.
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    If you are a director of a Ltd then you are not...

    If you are a director of a Ltd then you are not self employed, as per the box you tick on your SA100.

    Self employed being a sole trader.. is the way I understand it.
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    Another bouncing dead cat today? Lucky I...

    Another bouncing dead cat today?

    Lucky I didn't sell anything, 11.4% gains in one day.
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    https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/03/22/dow...

    https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/03/22/dow-stock-futures-halted-trading-investors-await-stimulus-bill/2895917001/

    Another turbulent week ahead then.
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    That would be great personally but I don't think...

    That would be great personally but I don't think that's the case. Because this will drag on for months we''ll surely see businesses fail left right and centre. The US isn't even fully locked down...
  37. Yes, I think it should apply to inside/brolly...

    Yes, I think it should apply to inside/brolly contracts. After all you pay employee taxes etc etc

    Outside.. nope
  38. Where is the money coming from? Is it possible...

    Where is the money coming from?

    Is it possible that in a few months time we'll see Greek style hair cuts on cash-rich businesses? Either that or the UK goes down the plughole.
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    Bottom of the market? If it keeps dropping 5-10%...

    Bottom of the market? If it keeps dropping 5-10% a day we'll hit zero much sooner than 2021.
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    I'd have thought the CEST is only a problem if...

    I'd have thought the CEST is only a problem if you are investigated wheras the SDS submission will increase your chances by a million fold.
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    Have they just run a CEST on your role or already...

    Have they just run a CEST on your role or already gone as far as submitting SDS?
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    HMRC repetitively said they will not be doing...

    HMRC repetitively said they will not be doing retrospective investigations so isn't it more likely these new staff will be set on those who think they're outside?

    I'd expect them to give it a few...
  43. Outside > Inside same client Outside > Inside...

    Outside > Inside same client
    Outside > Inside different client

    Will these be treated the same? Or just the order at which HMRC broom handle comes flying?

    How long before we can relax, 4, 6 or...
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    Drops in gold, platinum and crypto. Where's...

    Drops in gold, platinum and crypto.

    Where's all the money going then?
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    Don't worry all. I'll prop up the FTSE when my...

    Don't worry all. I'll prop up the FTSE when my MVL goes through :wave:

    It'll be down to 2000 by then hopefully.
  46. Exactly. Contracts in my skills area pay around...

    Exactly. Contracts in my skills area pay around £100K or £45-50K perm.

    If you're happy to play the long game then doing a salary sacrifice will reduce your tax considerably.
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    Any nasties in the red book about ER?

    Any nasties in the red book about ER?
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    Rishi, you beauttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

    Rishi, you beauttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :yay::yay::music::music:
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    A chancellor in name but clearly just a puppet...

    A chancellor in name but clearly just a puppet for the real masters in No.10.

    He'd better not touch ER to pay for retired flu doctors.
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    It'll be back up 5% tomorrow when all the...

    It'll be back up 5% tomorrow when all the investors buy back in.

    I hope you're taking advantage and buying on the lows.
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