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    So I said to a mathematical teacher, do you like...

    So I said to a mathematical teacher, do you like doing fractions? he said not half
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    Utopia is slowly shaping up. Walking dead the...

    Utopia is slowly shaping up.

    Walking dead the reboot new world or whatever is still not great.

    Fear the walking dead is back, wonder if the story line has improved?
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    Spencer Davis dies aged 81: Welsh-born musician...

    Spencer Davis dies aged 81: Welsh-born musician suffers heart attack at his California home | Daily Mail Online
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    Sticky: well when she said it was for you we gave her our...

    well when she said it was for you we gave her our moving MOD discount of 20% off our "big Arse plug - for those who need to plug the more travelled areas. NLyUK swears by it!"
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    Sticky: she did get a discount at ButtPlugsRus.com

    she did get a discount at ButtPlugsRus.com
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    Hawkeye

    Hawkeye
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    Sticky: You started on the Gin already??:igmc::igmc:

    You started on the Gin already??:igmc::igmc:
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    Marathon

    Marathon
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    Sticky: The dog (TW) is getting on a bit so needs a...

    The dog (TW) is getting on a bit so needs a smaller crib.
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    The Thistle has to reach you somehow!

    The Thistle has to reach you somehow!
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    So I said to the Doctor "My anxiety attacks...

    So I said to the Doctor
    "My anxiety attacks seem to be most prevelant when I'm driving on the M5"


    "Would they be most intense around junctions 11, 11a and 12?" the Doctor asked


    "Yes I...
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    Wife: I've badly injured my knee Me: Are Eenie,...

    Wife: I've badly injured my knee
    Me: Are Eenie, Meenie and Mo ok?
    Wife: I hate you.
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  21. Thread: PM: FAO Atw

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    FTFAtW

    FTFAtW
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    (no) knickers

    (no) knickers
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    Can

    Can
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    Sticky: Yep enjoyed Hacksaw ridge, films like that do...

    Yep enjoyed Hacksaw ridge, films like that do restore my faith in humanity (because someone stands up for the right thing).
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    Sockie

    Sockie
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    Chop

    Chop
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    Bollards

    Bollards
  28. There is a reason they are skint! MF

    There is a reason they are skint! MF
  29. Some kind of pervert not liking that mix!

    Some kind of pervert not liking that mix!
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    Marxism

    Marxism
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    You reckon Xoggy used to do that?

    You reckon Xoggy used to do that?
  32. no just give good tutorial!

    no just give good tutorial!
  33. Thread: Vaccine

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    oops I'm on CUK!

    oops I'm on CUK!
  34. Thread: Vaccine

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    only for men with odd shaped balls

    only for men with odd shaped balls
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    Asking for a friend?

    Asking for a friend?
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    No I am all for facts not glib statements. You...

    No I am all for facts not glib statements. You suggested it was a single male when in fact many people seem to be involved in the expert opinion of the police.

    So on the cops accused of having a...
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    For CovBob

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    They arrested both parents and a number of...

    They arrested both parents and a number of relatives so no it wasn't just a single male. People willing to kill for offence to their sky fairies are just incompatible with modern civilisation.
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    SueEllen in drag with a nut fetish? No I'm not...

    SueEllen in drag with a nut fetish?

    No I'm not keen dumping our crap on India/Malaysia etc rather than doing a proper job recycling. Have you not seen the kids burning wire and smashing up TVs on...
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    yeah some of them.

    yeah some of them.
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    Sticky: congrats just think only another 21 years till I...

    congrats just think only another 21 years till I can retire.
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    And finally the councils have been caught sending...

    And finally the councils have been caught sending all the tulip to India etc. claiming it is being recycled and taking the brown envelopes.
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    Sticky: Watched 1917 last night it was a pretty good...

    Watched 1917 last night it was a pretty good movie. Plot a little lost sometimes and the Germans were portrayed as fairly bloodthirsty and desperate not really nice guys with a poor choice in a...
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  47. Thread: Losers

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    Germany's sheep would be afraid?

    Germany's sheep would be afraid?
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    now I know where to bury my nuts!

    now I know where to bury my nuts!
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