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    I'm sure I've eaten worse in France. And Germany...

    I'm sure I've eaten worse in France. And Germany for that matter. :puke:
  2. EU propaganda good, Russian propaganda bad...

    EU propaganda good, Russian propaganda bad...
  3. Thread: 16 days to go

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    In a race to the bottom, we need all the turds we...

    In a race to the bottom, we need all the turds we can lay our hands on...
  4. Thread: 16 days to go

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    That make two of you then. Got your backs packed...

    That make two of you then. Got your backs packed yet? :smokin
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    Thanks. I was expecting to find he was...

    Thanks. I was expecting to find he was historically in favour of a united Ireland or something similar. It seems he's actually so pro-Brexit that whatever happens to NI is "collateral damage", and...
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    75% of some Daily Excess readers? Hardly what one...

    75% of some Daily Excess readers? Hardly what one might call a representative sample.
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    Recruitment agencies say lots of things (and most...

    Recruitment agencies say lots of things (and most of them will turn out to be either exaggerated or wholly untrue), it's probably best to go along with them for now and wait and see what the client...
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    When Ken Clarke speaks, half the nation tries to...

    When Ken Clarke speaks, half the nation tries to sleep...
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    Whose opinion is that (it's presumably not an...

    Whose opinion is that (it's presumably not an editorial piece)?
    Knowing who said that makes answering the question easier (or not).
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    Just pick up 20 copies of the ES and use them for...

    Just pick up 20 copies of the ES and use them for the purpose for which they seem most suitable. Simples...:D
  11. Thread: Brexit RomComm

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    There's supposed to be a 2 year transition...

    There's supposed to be a 2 year transition period. So nothing changes overnight. Or probably ever...
  12. Thread: Post Brexit

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    Don't you go blaming your colossal cock craving...

    Don't you go blaming your colossal cock craving on a 4 year old...:rollin:
  13. Thread: Post Brexit

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    My, your son has a potty mouth. You really need...

    My, your son has a potty mouth. You really need to vet some of his responses...
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    Your personality alone ought to preclude...

    Your personality alone ought to preclude that...:wink
  15. Thread: Go live week!

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    Chuck in some garlic bread and we might just have...

    Chuck in some garlic bread and we might just have a deal...:tongue
  16. Thread: Post Brexit

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    You're forgetting, there are two criteria. The...

    You're forgetting, there are two criteria. The second being that the method of demise has to be spectacular in some way. He could crash into the moon in a stolen Bugatti Veyron, and still make it...
  17. Thread: Go live week!

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    Do what MF did and blame an incompetent...

    Do what MF did and blame an incompetent contractor. :o

    (I'm available for a couple of days next week, if you're still stuck...)
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    No, he's on a week-long holiday, back tomorrow I...

    No, he's on a week-long holiday, back tomorrow I believe...:wink
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    If the build quality of his cars was anything...

    If the build quality of his cars was anything like that of his vacuum cleaners, they'd break down if you so much as looked at one...

    :bang:
  20. Just the one would do it...:eek

    Just the one would do it...:eek
  21. I'm guessing you're a number 1. Number 2 would...

    I'm guessing you're a number 1. Number 2 would involve you finding a girl to breed with, and that's stretching things a little bit too far...
  22. It's about the only thing that's legal on a...

    It's about the only thing that's legal on a Sunday in Switzerland...
  23. Thread: Post Brexit

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    Give it a month or so, and he'll have overtaken...

    Give it a month or so, and he'll have overtaken you...
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    Stop polluting the Brexit forum with useful,...

    Stop polluting the Brexit forum with useful, insightful information. You know the rules...:wink
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    Because that's what suits you best? That's not...

    Because that's what suits you best? That's not how it works. Only 3 weeks until deportation...:laugh
  26. Thread: Post Brexit

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    :rollin: I'm not sure there are enough body bags...

    :rollin: I'm not sure there are enough body bags in the south of England for that to work. You really are a clueless twat, but every now and then you do come out with something inadvertently...
  27. Thread: Post Brexit

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    Which is presumably why you'd rather be ruled by...

    Which is presumably why you'd rather be ruled by the Germans (and everyone else apart from the Scots)...
  28. Thread: Post Brexit

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    Brussels, surely?

    Brussels, surely?
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    Poll: I can think of a third. One day, your child will...

    I can think of a third. One day, your child will be a 6-foot lump, and you'll be a 70-year-old semi-crippled old git. You'd better hope he shows more restraint than you did...
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    I'll have two :D :cheers::cheers: Happy...

    I'll have two :D

    :cheers::cheers:

    Happy Birthday :music:
  31. Thread: Boris resigns

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    Deutschland, in case your irony filter got...

    Deutschland, in case your irony filter got clogged...

    Nice tactic, sooner or later the thick twatty Brexiter will inadvertently post something really inflammatory and racist.
  32. Thread: Boris resigns

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    Bloody hell, if he keeps you awake at night you...

    Bloody hell, if he keeps you awake at night you must be off your usual meds...
  33. Thread: Boris resigns

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    Don't knock it mate, if I slow things down, it's...

    Don't knock it mate, if I slow things down, it's only for your benefit.:wink
  34. Thread: Boris resigns

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    No, but most of the "rather horrible" ones...

    No, but most of the "rather horrible" ones probably are, in your mind, otherwise you wouldn't have used such terminology. Face it pal, if you think the only way you'll ever convince those who don't...
  35. Start with this thread, and use the search...

    Start with this thread, and use the search function next time.

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/ir35-reform/133350-ir35-retrospective-tax-claims.html
  36. Thread: Boris resigns

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    Triggered? Sorry... :wink

    Triggered? Sorry... :wink
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    Why would that make me feel better? You have an...

    Why would that make me feel better? You have an annoying habit of invoking fascism whenever someone doesn't agree with your view. You won't get away with that at big school, y'know...
  38. Thread: Boris resigns

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    A bit of horse-trading between EU partners is...

    A bit of horse-trading between EU partners is hardly new. The French & Germans have been doing it since day one, and the Irish are doing it now. Several Remain MPs (along with two former PMs) have...
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    Because I spoke to a French couple in (oddly...

    Because I spoke to a French couple in (oddly enough) Andalucia? Aren't French people allowed to travel to Spain, or have an opinion on Brexit? And as it happens, the most hostile anti-EU I spoke to...
  40. Smuggling? What, you mean crossing the border for...

    Smuggling? What, you mean crossing the border for petrol/booze/fags etc. depending on where the duty is lower?
    What a novel suggestion. I can't believe nobody has thought of it before...:eyes
  41. It would have been fairly pointless for Ireland...

    It would have been fairly pointless for Ireland to join. You can't get to anywhere else in the EU (other than the UK which is covered by FTA anyway) without flying or ferrying, and you realistically...
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    And wasn't because I bunked off when they were...

    And wasn't because I bunked off when they were teaching basic grammar...:wink
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    I think you'll find the change was planned for...

    I think you'll find the change was planned for years before the ref, and has more to do with making the coins much harder to counterfeit. The Euro coin was ahead of the game in that respect, and the...
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    A shop can accept any currency they like. Quite a...

    A shop can accept any currency they like. Quite a few shops in and around Oxford St accept Euros (M&S used to have Euro prices on their labels, not sure if they still do) and if you're ever in...
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    Poll: Oh, I can think of one or two...:wink

    Oh, I can think of one or two...:wink
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    Poll: I agree. Anyone who isn't capable of bringing up...

    I agree. Anyone who isn't capable of bringing up a child without beating them shouldn't be having children in the first place. And if you don't want your kids climbing the walls, not pumping them...
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    I gave one example. There were others, but...

    I gave one example. There were others, but there's no point in attempting a debate with a blinkered halfwit who thinks Spain=Benidorm.
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    Where were the armed police I wonder? :bluelight

    Where were the armed police I wonder? :bluelight
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    Just the sort of holier-than-thou crap I'd expect...

    Just the sort of holier-than-thou crap I'd expect from you. It was the response from the French couple (next to us in the queue at a theatre, if you're bothered, but given your previous, you probably...
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    Having just returned from Spain, and having had...

    Having just returned from Spain, and having had to answer the "Brexit?" issue repeatedly from locals and other EU tourists, I had the same reaction. Nobody had a good word to say for the EU, and most...
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