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    Poll: Well I do have a xmas jumper, would be a shame to...

    Well I do have a xmas jumper, would be a shame to not wear it.
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    The Invisible Library a good read, not sure where...

    The Invisible Library a good read, not sure where im up to in the series of book though. Thanks for reminding me about it.
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    Limited time and so many books, so appreciate...

    Limited time and so many books, so appreciate honest reviews. Amazon reviews ranged from best book ever to dont waste your time, at least for the first book.

    So after another opinion.
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    Poll: Im really looking forward to this, never been to...

    Im really looking forward to this, never been to a cuk meet up.

    Are there any secret rules? Is it like fight club? Do we wear name badges.
  5. Thread: Go live week!

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    I can pay you in Pizza?

    I can pay you in Pizza?
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    I'm not really into fantasy stuff, but anything...

    I'm not really into fantasy stuff, but anything by Mark Lawrence is worth reading, especially the Prince, Emperor, King etc of thorns.

    https://i.ibb.co/xLx3sBh/Annotation-2019-10-10-155404.png
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    Is it worth starting on the series? I looked at...

    Is it worth starting on the series? I looked at the amazon reviews for the first book and mixed between awful and great.
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    Going to try immortal on my kindle unlimited, ta.

    Going to try immortal on my kindle unlimited, ta.
  9. Thread: Go live week!

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    Will do my best, last thing I want is Pizza...

    Will do my best, last thing I want is Pizza Express going out of business and you losing your job.
  10. Thread: Go live week!

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    Hah its a solid system so hopefully not too much...

    Hah its a solid system so hopefully not too much fire fighting.
  11. Thread: Go live week!

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    Sorry for the delay. I cant give too many...

    Sorry for the delay. I cant give too many details but looks like tomorrow is the day. Looks like it will be a late one. So fingers crossed Friday is ok.

    Not happy with some aspects of the...
  12. Mods, can we move this thread to the Brexit...

    Mods, can we move this thread to the Brexit forum, where it can fester with the rest of the ramblings.
  13. Thread: Go live week!

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    I might take next week off :)

    I might take next week off :)
  14. Thread: Go live week!

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    I've given you a thank and like for that...

    I've given you a thank and like for that miserable joke but well done.
  15. Thread: Go live week!

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    Hah no blame game from me. Just want the client...

    Hah no blame game from me. Just want the client to be successful and happy.
  16. Thread: Go live week!

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    damn new it. Will add bleed the radiators to the...

    damn new it. Will add bleed the radiators to the task list.
  17. Thread: Go live week!

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    hah, it's gonna work, done this a hundred times...

    hah, it's gonna work, done this a hundred times but always have that fear ive missed something.
  18. Thread: Go live week!

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    Go live week!

    It's go live week, I have the butterflies in the stomach and feeling rather tired after a bit of a slog.

    Give me some words of encouragement.
  19. Thread: Flight delayed.

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    It's mornings like that when I call up the...

    It's mornings like that when I call up the airport and make a hoax bomb call. Flights delayed, airport closed, head home, put my feet up and go back to sleep.

    Warning.
    This is a sarcastic...
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    Poll: I prefer to be called ignorant and uneducated.

    I prefer to be called ignorant and uneducated.
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    Poll: Scotland would do better to tackle its drug and...

    Scotland would do better to tackle its drug and drink issues. The estates where unemployment is the norm, violence, gingers and shouty people.

    Bitey effin insects are annoying as **** to, they...
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    If someone could tell me how to get whisper mode...

    If someone could tell me how to get whisper mode working I would be grateful. I'm sure you can do it but cant find a setting for it.

    So, if I wake up at 4am and want the heating on I want to...
  23. Thread: Germany

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    I've never heard so much daft, stereotypical,...

    I've never heard so much daft, stereotypical, racist rubbish. You should all be ashamed.

    Though, I wouldn't expect anything more from a bunch of lazy Scottish/Irish CUKers and that one geezer...
  24. I've not read it properly but it annoyed me in...

    I've not read it properly but it annoyed me in the past that azure functions had a low timeout, especially as I used them much like scheduled jobs.
  25. Fair enough, but honestly, seems a very simple...

    Fair enough, but honestly, seems a very simple approach given the requirements. Doesn't seem any more complex that writing azure functions to start processes, does the timeout on azure functions not...
  26. Right get yer. So my guess is create a tcp...

    Right get yer.

    So my guess is create a tcp listener server that runs on the server (console app or win service etc). In an infinite loop just have the server listening for a tcp connection and...
  27. The last time I did anything similar to this and...

    The last time I did anything similar to this and really don't know if it helps was for a profiler. So would inject a static class, into c# code, IL before it was compiled. I then had an app that...
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    The solution is easy, we offer poor people an...

    The solution is easy, we offer poor people an inclusive holiday in Spain twice a year. That way poor people are encouraged to diet to get the perfect beach bod. We obviously don't want to send too...
  29. My first thought would be to write a windows...

    My first thought would be to write a windows service and have it spawn multiple threads that connect to each source. I would then have a config table with the source details and if disabled or not.
    ...
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    Bad news mate on both counts, well unless you...

    Bad news mate on both counts, well unless you like decorating!
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    God help them if in years to come they stumble on...

    God help them if in years to come they stumble on the brexit forum.

    They will think our generation was full of negative, emotionally stunted nutters.
  32. Yes he is investing in the nhs and nurses.

    Yes he is investing in the nhs and nurses.
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    Im happy for anyone to do pointless tasks for me...

    Im happy for anyone to do pointless tasks for me regardless of their country of origin.

    Here, spell this one correctly for me prikc.
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    You are a strange man. Calm down and try to be...

    You are a strange man. Calm down and try to be leas angry.
  35. He is doing fantastically well, why stand there...

    He is doing fantastically well, why stand there and not be heard.

    I thought it reflected badly on the eu tbh.

    Bojo keep it up, breath of fresh air.
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    Stuff like that makes the world go around. I...

    Stuff like that makes the world go around.

    I had a nap today, 20 min power nap. Let both dogs snuggle into me. Smelly sods.
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    Mr and Mrs Roomba haven been with the family for...

    Mr and Mrs Roomba haven been with the family for years.

    I was going to make a joke about one of the house staff called dyson and their suction power but stopped myself.
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    Poll: Wework is supposed to be good, but i dont know...

    Wework is supposed to be good, but i dont know the rates only people that pay by the month.
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    I probably would have fell for that.

    I probably would have fell for that.
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    Poll: Only just spotted this by accident. Im in!!!!! ...

    Only just spotted this by accident. Im in!!!!!

    Well done for organising this.
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    Yep, but it wasnt a joke. To be fair we have...

    Yep, but it wasnt a joke.

    To be fair we have two roombas and a cleaner and she still hoovers.
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    Well i lifted my feet up when the wife was...

    Well i lifted my feet up when the wife was hoovering therefore making her task a little bit easier.

    I wish i was joking.
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    Another year closer to death...Happy Birthday.

    Another year closer to death...Happy Birthday.
  44. Thread: Gender

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    I need to stop reading this thread.

    I need to stop reading this thread.
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    Good links this week, I likes em. Thanks.

    Good links this week, I likes em. Thanks.
  46. Thread: Gender

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    Better though. You get marks for trying.

    Better though. You get marks for trying.
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    Likes and thanks. Obviously this is open to...

    Likes and thanks. Obviously this is open to abuse but our members wouldnt do that.

    Yes there is an appeals process. The top 3 cuk personality of the year posters will sit on this appeal board.
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    Its 2019, people aren’t embarrassed about...

    Its 2019, people aren’t embarrassed about shagging their pet turtles anymore. Need to diversify.
  49. Thread: Gender

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    I sub-contract my moderating duties. It's a bit...

    I sub-contract my moderating duties. It's a bit like asking Alexa to do some minor chore like turn on the lights.
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    Making money on CUK

    Being a public spirited person I was thinking how can we improve the content of posts on CUK.

    So, my idea. We all pitch in £100 at the start of the year to our top post pot.

    Then every month,...
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