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    Import / export.

    Import / export.
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    When does the British aircraft carrier get into...

    When does the British aircraft carrier get into position?
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    Dob them in to the HMRC.

    Dob them in to the HMRC.
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    Although you do need to tip the police when they...

    Although you do need to tip the police when they turn up at your party.
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    It's your fault that HMRC took you to the...

    It's your fault that HMRC took you to the cleaners, but I still have sympathy for you. Same for the nice guy down the road currently doing a six stretch.
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    :laugh It may be Churchy's own fault that he's...

    :laugh

    It may be Churchy's own fault that he's a self-hating misery guts, but he still deserves our sympathy.
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    I even feel sorry for you.

    I even feel sorry for you.
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    17 injured people because they're injured.

    17 injured people because they're injured.
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    In hot weather, Spuddy's hand hygiene standards...

    In hot weather, Spuddy's hand hygiene standards could food poison half the Revolutionary Guard.
  10. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/85...

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/859/432/efb.jpg
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    Yes.

    Yes.
  12. So get on with it.

    So get on with it.
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    Got the house sale proceeds out of sterling at £1...

    Got the house sale proceeds out of sterling at £1 = €1.43.
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    I am forever young, whereas you just fade away as...

    I am forever young, whereas you just fade away as an ageing spud basher's sub-standard sockie.
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    What joke?

    What joke?
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    Not a very sophisticated ploy if you figured it...

    Not a very sophisticated ploy if you figured it out.
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    My contract's written end date was 2 1/2 years...

    My contract's written end date was 2 1/2 years ago. Invoices still get paid.
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    This is code for PC's family. Brexit Britain...

    This is code for PC's family. Brexit Britain can't afford freeloaders.
  19. +1 for sub.

    +1 for sub.
  20. Thread: Stupid cHunt

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    Calm down. Johnson says it's a one in a million...

    Calm down. Johnson says it's a one in a million chance. That's less likely than Spuddy getting promoted to hot food service.
  21. Standard fine is 100k but it was a peak time...

    Standard fine is 100k but it was a peak time Gatwick Express service.
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    If you don't mind being bored tulipless by the...

    If you don't mind being bored tulipless by the keyboard replacement bod.
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    Please do keep us updated with how much you are...

    Please do keep us updated with how much you are spending along with progress and eventual outcome.
  24. Thread: Kippers

    by Old Greg
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    It's UK red tape that the IoM Kipper guy is...

    It's UK red tape that the IoM Kipper guy is obeying, not an EU regulation. It's prawn cocktail crisps all over again.
  25. That is the incoherence.

    That is the incoherence.
  26. Move the deadline. It's too late to meet that...

    Move the deadline. It's too late to meet that deadline given the current lack of a coherent plan on the part of the UK.
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    Most of your blubs end up on the Brexit forum.

    Most of your blubs end up on the Brexit forum.
  28. FTFY

    FTFY
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    How likely is the OP to win damages?

    How likely is the OP to win damages?
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    If you want to take the contract...

    If you want to take the contract...
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    I'm sure there's a movie about it somewhere.

    I'm sure there's a movie about it somewhere.
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    If you want to take the contract, you could: ...

    If you want to take the contract, you could:

    1. Be inside IR35
    2. Agree a fixed price contract and be outside IR35, or
    3. Get an industry standard, e.g. QDOS, outside IR35 contract and actually...
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    Are gay Muslim women allowed multiple wives?

    Are gay Muslim women allowed multiple wives?
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    Especially after using his pension to hide his...

    Especially after using his pension to hide his fake EBT loan from the Official Reciever.
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    Not while you're still appearing at the...

    Not while you're still appearing at the Loughborough Self Odium.
  36. So says the man who anonymously besmirched the...

    So says the man who anonymously besmirched the good name of the Thistle Hotel Heathrow over his anger at not expensing the stay.
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    You are selling. They were saying that they might...

    You are selling. They were saying that they might be buying.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Rather than resenting your betters, it would be...

    Rather than resenting your betters, it would be more profitable for you to find a good therapist to help you address your self-hatred.
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    Even the cut price supermarkets will only be...

    Even the cut price supermarkets will only be taking hard currency. Sterling customers will have to queue at Jacob's Uplifting Food Outlets.
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    Poll: As a smug metropolitan elitist, I prefer aïoli.

    As a smug metropolitan elitist, I prefer aïoli.
  42. Thread: Moon Landings

    by Old Greg
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    Just imagine Neil Armstrong is escaping from his...

    Just imagine Neil Armstrong is escaping from his exes.
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    You hate yourself. Everything else is just...

    You hate yourself. Everything else is just fallout.
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    Why do you pick on the ethnicity of suspects...

    Why do you pick on the ethnicity of suspects rather than their gender?
  45. And Putin is taking every last one of them up the...

    And Putin is taking every last one of them up the Gary.
  46. Right you are. Looks like I made an error. Now...

    Right you are. Looks like I made an error. Now trot off and take a chill pill before the apoplexy set in.
  47. It's certainly time for your two minutes of...

    It's certainly time for your two minutes of victimhood.
  48. He was a UKIP candidate. HTH

    He was a UKIP candidate.

    HTH
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    They need to buy bigger bags.

    They need to buy bigger bags.
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