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    Well she's not dead so that's the first option...

    Well she's not dead so that's the first option discounted.

    Your missus must think you're a clueless fuqwit, everyone else does.
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    Here's a website full of 'em... List of...

    Here's a website full of 'em...

    List of entertainers who died during a performance - Wikipedia
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    :tumble:

    :tumble:
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    Paddy is a fount of knowledge - most of it tulipe.

    Paddy is a fount of knowledge - most of it tulipe.
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    I don't remember that being the referendum...

    I don't remember that being the referendum question.

    As I recall the question was "Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?". It doesn't...
  6. Oh well, tough tulip.

    Oh well, tough tulip.
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    There has to be more to this story...

    There has to be more to this story...
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    Leaf

    Leaf
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    Speedy

    Speedy
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    Hth.

    Hth.
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    Villa

    Villa
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    Tea

    Tea
  13. Nope, certainly not in the case I'm mentioning.

    Nope, certainly not in the case I'm mentioning.
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    Only 7%? My Standard Life fund has gone up 12%...

    Only 7%? My Standard Life fund has gone up 12% in the last 3 months.
  15. I spent nearly 5 years at HP/HPE/DXC in Hook,...

    I spent nearly 5 years at HP/HPE/DXC in Hook, nobody gave a tulip if you were a contractor.
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    This question did the rounds on LinkedIn. The...

    This question did the rounds on LinkedIn.

    The overall conclusion was that the OP was a twat.
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    That'd be a bet you'd lose.

    That'd be a bet you'd lose.
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    Only my right foot.

    Only my right foot. <-- Seriously.
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    A fat trans person? I'd push it off the bridge,...

    A fat trans person? I'd push it off the bridge, train or no train. I am of course joking.
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    Links

    Links
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    Funny that, I've just been reading about the...

    Funny that, I've just been reading about the similarities between Japan and Finland.
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    Flattery

    Flattery
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    Less

    Less
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    Bitch

    Bitch
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    Republic. South West coast.

    Republic. South West coast.
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    Baboon's arse springs to mind... Still, it's...

    Baboon's arse springs to mind...

    Still, it's their body.
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    It has ever been thus... Talking of which, all...

    It has ever been thus...

    Talking of which, all these "ladies" walking round with fat lips, they must've said something wrong to their other halves. <-- A joke, before you all start!
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    Late

    Late
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    Tonne

    Tonne
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    lack

    lack
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    That is because you is a senile old goat choker!

    That is because you is a senile old goat choker!
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    You know you want to...

    You know you want to...
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    If you fancy a little bit of fun, have a look at...

    If you fancy a little bit of fun, have a look at RAF Spadeadam via Google Earth. You can spot the Rocket Testbeds and if you look really closely you'll spot the dummy runway and aircraft...
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    WGAF?

    WGAF?
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    Talking of Eau-de-twat...

    Talking of Eau-de-twat...
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    Bomb

    Bomb
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    I'm 19 with no intentions whatsoever of aging.

    I'm 19 with no intentions whatsoever of aging.
  38. "The chances are that the SME will have more...

    "The chances are that the SME will have more domain specific knowledge than myself so I would seek clarity and implement if required."
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    But what if it's "morally wrong"...? You know,...

    But what if it's "morally wrong"...? You know, like tax avoidance... :eek
  40. Gratis.

    Gratis.
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    People happy with the status quo don't have a...

    People happy with the status quo don't have a tendency to protest. Therefore any "protesting" will garner attention.

    As for Vegans, they're a bunch of intolerant ******* who need to be wiped off...
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    Bingo!

    Bingo!
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    Splendid, try throwing back "Diversity Equals...

    Splendid, try throwing back "Diversity Equals Dilution".
  44. Windows 10 running under Parallels...

    Windows 10 running under Parallels...
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    I'd move there like a shot. The Mrs argues that...

    I'd move there like a shot. The Mrs argues that she spent 20 years trying to leave the tuliphole.
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    Sort of my point.

    Sort of my point.
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    It still smarts, doesn't it? Let it go!

    It still smarts, doesn't it?

    Let it go!
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    Move to Ireland.

    Move to Ireland.
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    At a guess, probably because he's neither rich...

    At a guess, probably because he's neither rich nor is he an expert in anything other than frequently getting his arse handed to him.
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    Having to live with a woman just to **** her...

    Having to live with a woman just to **** her takes the shine off - opinions my own.
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