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    In your case it would be impossible to spot. ...

    In your case it would be impossible to spot.

    :laugh
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    Lockdown has done little to alter your warped...

    Lockdown has done little to alter your warped imagination and extremely cranky way of viewing the world.

    :laugh:laugh
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    Oh go on.......indulge us..........a couple of...

    Oh go on.......indulge us..........a couple of hours will suffice.

    :wink
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    ftfy :wink

    ftfy

    :wink
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    Whilst we are on the subject of turd removal,...

    Whilst we are on the subject of turd removal, anybody heard from sas lately?

    Is he still attempting to ingratiate himself to Portuguese hill-bumpkins?

    :rollin:
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    Only from your perspective though, and I don't...

    Only from your perspective though, and I don't place too much credit on the vapid ramblings of inbred halfwits.

    :laugh
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    Good luck with that. Spent 10 days in Doha back...

    Good luck with that. Spent 10 days in Doha back in 1994. Unless there has been a phenomenal upsurge in tourist attractions you'll see more by staying in your hotel.
    I suppose you could visit all the...
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    Au Contraire. I have assembled around YOU in...

    Au Contraire. I have assembled around YOU in order to poke fun at you. Taking a rest from lawnmowing.

    :wink
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    Probably not. But for the removal of any doubt...

    Probably not. But for the removal of any doubt perhaps you could sell him yours, well-worn though it may be?

    Just a suggestion...........

    :wink
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    Khairi Saadallah

    Reading park stabbings: What we know so far - BBC News



    Oh Dear.......let's hope his breathing wasn't affected.

    NB No statues were harmed in the making of this post.

    :eyes
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    Now THERE'S a statement you don't often hear. ...

    Now THERE'S a statement you don't often hear.

    :laugh
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    I believe we have sourced the root of your...

    I believe we have sourced the root of your confusion and bewilderment.

    HTH

    :tongue
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    Stop sugarcoating it and tell him what you really...

    Stop sugarcoating it and tell him what you really feel!!

    :yay::yay:
  14. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thu...

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Tractionfr02.jpg/1200px-Tractionfr02.jpg

    Always quite liked the look of these.........
  15. Thread: Stay Alert

    by shaunbhoy
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    Supposedly Nicola Sturgeon is having trouble...

    Supposedly Nicola Sturgeon is having trouble comprehending just exactly what "Stay Alert" actually means.

    I find it impossible to believe that someone that worked alongside Alex Salmond for so...
  16. Good luck with that. :eyes:eyes

    Good luck with that.

    :eyes:eyes
  17. ftfy :wink

    ftfy

    :wink
  18. Not that lucky for you though. That is probably...

    Not that lucky for you though. That is probably why you caught it early doors.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  19. ftfy :laugh:laugh

    ftfy

    :laugh:laugh
  20. From a scientific point of view, YOU are quite...

    From a scientific point of view, YOU are quite curious.

    Doesn't make you any less dull and tedious though.

    HTH BIDI

    :tumble::tumble:
  21. Thread: PPE Shortage

    by shaunbhoy
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    Won't need one. They are on my ignore list. ...

    Won't need one. They are on my ignore list.

    :wink
  22. Furloughing sycophants and grubbing around...

    Furloughing sycophants and grubbing around looking for taxpayer handouts?
  23. Thread: PPE Shortage

    by shaunbhoy
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    Won't stop Laura Koontsberg and Michael Pestflap...

    Won't stop Laura Koontsberg and Michael Pestflap trying to pin it on Boris et al though.

    :eyes:eyes
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSiTg9QxxY4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSiTg9QxxY4
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    Tried to donate blood today. Never...

    Tried to donate blood today.

    Never again.....too many stupid questions.

    Whose blood is it?

    Where did you get it from?

    Why is it in a bucket?
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    :tumble::tumble::tumble: :laugh:laugh:laugh

    :tumble::tumble::tumble: :laugh:laugh:laugh
  27. Yes, I expect with all those scented candles,...

    Yes, I expect with all those scented candles, joss sticks, cuddly toys and comfort blankets, and the haunting refrains of "Kumbaya", your little home office must be quite the oasis of tranquillity at...
  28. Maybe you would see things differently if you had...

    Maybe you would see things differently if you had ever gone to school?

    HTH BIDI

    :laugh:laugh
  29. Thread: PPE Shortage

    by shaunbhoy
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    Like patronising you. I am. :wink:wink

    Like patronising you.

    I am.

    :wink:wink
  30. Thread: PPE Shortage

    by shaunbhoy
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    I shall leave that to moaning cup-half-empties...

    I shall leave that to moaning cup-half-empties like you to drone endlessly on about.

    Gives you a reason to climb out from under your comfort blanket in the morning.

    HTH

    :wink
  31. Thread: PPE Shortage

    by shaunbhoy
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    Maybe THIS country might have handled things...

    Maybe THIS country might have handled things better if those charged with provisioning the NHS (FYI that is NOT HMG but IS in fact the NHS Management and Logistic chain) had actually given themselves...
  32. Thread: PPE Shortage

    by shaunbhoy
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    One can almost hear the sound of lattes being...

    One can almost hear the sound of lattes being spat over keyboards in Gurnalot Central HQ.
    :wink
  33. Thread: PPE Shortage

    by shaunbhoy
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    ftfy :laugh

    ftfy

    :laugh
  34. So you're officially identifying as one of the...

    So you're officially identifying as one of the weak and vulnerable.

    No surprises there then. You always were the weediest pigeon in the flock.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  35. Dunning-Kruger to be exact Dunning–Kruger...

    Dunning-Kruger to be exact

    Dunning–Kruger effect - Wikipedia

    HTH

    sas's therapist

    :laugh:laugh
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    And mine. As with so many things, I lead and you...

    And mine. As with so many things, I lead and you follow.

    ;-)
  37. There is no "possibly" about it. :laugh:laugh

    There is no "possibly" about it.

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  38. Bearing in mind how stupid they already believe...

    Bearing in mind how stupid they already believe him to be, his financial standing ought to be the least of his problems!

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  39. You still paying all of your minions their full...

    You still paying all of your minions their full salary then alexei?

    :wink:wink
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    Leave him alone. Not his fault he doesn't know...

    Leave him alone. Not his fault he doesn't know what day of the week it is!!

    :laugh:laugh
  41. Rubbish!! Elephants are not allowed in care...

    Rubbish!! Elephants are not allowed in care homes, even when the lockdown is eased I doubt you will see many of them. They eat all the buns and break the stair lifts

    HTH

    sasguru
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    OMFG.....how WILL we manage without you? We'll...

    OMFG.....how WILL we manage without you?

    We'll be like a fish without its bike!!

    :eyes:eyes
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    Good choice. You always come across as having...

    Good choice. You always come across as having plenty of empty space upstairs.

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    To you probably. Then again you've always had an...

    To you probably. Then again you've always had an aversion to comprehending the blindingly obvious.

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    It's just the latest mince from Paddy. Never to...

    It's just the latest mince from Paddy. Never to be taken seriously. He could get hold of the wrong end of the stick if it only had one end.

    HTH

    :eyes
  46. Probably not, he doesn't seem to be holding a...

    Probably not, he doesn't seem to be holding a white flag!

    HTH

    :rollin::rollin:
  47. Thread: Project Fear

    by shaunbhoy
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    Touched a nerve there I see. :laugh:laugh:laugh

    Touched a nerve there I see.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Sexist :wink

    Sexist

    :wink
  49. Thread: Project Fear

    by shaunbhoy
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    Perhaps you should have returned to the utopia of...

    Perhaps you should have returned to the utopia of Holland before the shutters came down, save yourself from all the grief?

    I hear they've declared war on COVID-19 and decided that the best way to...
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    Lived through a lot of these pandemics have you? ...

    Lived through a lot of these pandemics have you? Nah.....thought not. Get off your soapbox with your "wise-after-the-event" horsesh!t.

    :eyes:eyes:eyes
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