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  1. https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/3882/156115587...

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  2. Found AtW's relative living in Alabama

    | PEOPLE.com
    :eek
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    He's perfect PM material. His own supporters...

    He's perfect PM material. His own supporters don't trust him to speak.

    If you haven't read it, this Boris Johnson story is well worth a read. The Jeremy Vine - Since he is probably our next...
  4. That we know of. He may not be "cured" of his...

    That we know of. He may not be "cured" of his porcine passion.
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    Not for Jeremy Hunt: From Wiki "After...

    Not for Jeremy Hunt:
    From Wiki
    "After university Hunt worked for two years as a management consultant at OC&C Strategy Consultants, and then became an English language teacher in Japan.[14]

    On...
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    Fancy a holiday?

    It's not cheap, but it is a bit different: Nasa to open International Space Station to tourists - BBC News

    MF could experience being weightless!
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    and to no one's surprise... Brexit: Boris Johnson...

    and to no one's surprise... Brexit: Boris Johnson GBP350m claim case thrown out by judges - BBC News
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    No wonder she likes Donald so much....

    No wonder she likes Donald so much.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8SnC4FXsAAl9QP.jpg:large
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    Does your MIL play squash? The prizes they give...

    Does your MIL play squash? The prizes they give female squash player in Spain are great: Discrimination in sports: Female squash players in Spain shocked at tournament prize: leg wax and a vibrator...
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    Don't be ridiculous. She jumped ship months ago.

    Don't be ridiculous. She jumped ship months ago.
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    If you fancy a bit of "shake chucking"... It...

    If you fancy a bit of "shake chucking"...

    It is safe for work unless you are Nigel Farage

    Splash the Fash
  12. Thread: SKA news

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    SKA news

    AtW's been keeping busy


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBbsHaL2sM4
  13. Even Baldrick has had enough of Corbyn

    Tony Robinson on Twitter: "I’ve left the Labour Party after nearly 45 years of service at Branch, Constituency and NEC levels,partly because of it’s continued duplicity on Brexit, partly because of...
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    RIP Joe Grundy. Gone to the great cider house in...

    RIP Joe Grundy. Gone to the great cider house in the sky.

    Edward Kelsey: Actor who played Joe Grundy on The Archers dies aged 88 - BBC News
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    Thank god for the EU who are going to protect us...

    Thank god for the EU who are going to protect us from vegan fake sausages: EU proposal to call vegan burgers and sausages '''disks''' and '''tubes''' would cause '''widespread administrative chaos'''...
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    Fun Boy Three have a contender ...

    Fun Boy Three have a contender

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRNYqsMIbg0
  17. We don't deserve to be European. French...

    We don't deserve to be European.

    French rioter:
    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/04/13/15/12230248-6919045-image-a-32_1555167558071.jpg

    British rioters:
    ...
  18. Be afraid ...

    Be afraid


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZihshM0n6M
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    He might not be a gammon, but he certainly has...

    He might not be a gammon, but he certainly has hammish tendencies...

    https://www.cyclechat.net/attachments/fb_img_1526478397912-jpg.409541/
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    But according to many leavers our MEPs are...

    But according to many leavers our MEPs are powerless in the EU parliament. Are you now saying this isn't true?
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    *Whisper* Have you checked the date and name of...

    *Whisper* Have you checked the date and name of the journalist on that "article"?
  22. Thread: 50,000

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    I reckon it's worth a drink to celebrate... ...

    I reckon it's worth a drink to celebrate...


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    They still haven't found her and still don't know...

    They still haven't found her and still don't know what happened.

    Oh, and it continues to be a nice jolly for journalists and police who fancy a few weeks in Portugal.
  24. Thread: Boomed!

    by Uncle Albert
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    https://c8.alamy.com/comp/K46JKM/giant-toy-bananas...

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    John Haynes of Haynes Manual fame. Founder of...

    John Haynes of Haynes Manual fame.
    Founder of the Haynes Manual, John Haynes, dead at 80
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    Four channels :confused: You must be barely...

    Four channels :confused:

    You must be barely out of nappies.
  27. No idea how many others have, but Chile...

    No idea how many others have, but Chile overturned the Pinochet dicatatorship by referendum.
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    So what you are saying is that it is not the UK...

    So what you are saying is that it is not the UK government's fault if mobile phone companies put up their charges for UK users roaming in the EU, but at the same time it the EU is to blame for the...
  29. It'll all be fine. The negotiators will sort it all out

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  30. Well, as those jobs are only being created in...

    Well, as those jobs are only being created in Ireland to cope with the extra work that has been shifted to Ireland from the UK, it's fairly safe to assume that a similar number of people were doing...
  31. 150 jobs that would have been in the UK. More...

    150 jobs that would have been in the UK. More importantly it shows just how little confidence there is in how a UK outside of the customs union and single market will perform.

    The rats are...
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    Burns night, so plenty of booze and intestines....

    Burns night, so plenty of booze and intestines.
    Then swimming on Saturday and pick up new car for Mrs Albert. Kids football on Sunday morning followed by family around at ours for lunch.
  33. There's always hope... ah who am I kidding,...

    There's always hope... ah who am I kidding, they'll carry on regardless.
  34. Well spotted. Luckily the FCA stepped in to take...

    Well spotted. Luckily the FCA stepped in to take their place.
  35. Well I now have my free share. It's in Deutsche...

    Well I now have my free share. It's in Deutsche Telekom. This time next week I'll be rich enough to buy a couple of pints!
  36. They may not be, but you'd hope that FSA...

    They may not be, but you'd hope that FSA registration would count for something. The possible penalties for the owners if caught abusing the data would be considerable.



    Tell him to send me...
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    What's that dear? No of course I didn't dink the...

    What's that dear? No of course I didn't dink the car, look it's as good as new.
  38. Want a free share worth £20 - £100?

    Mrs Albert spotted this on the Money Saving Expert site, you deposit £1 in a new trading account and they'll give you a share worth between £20 and £100. Trading 212 - Free stock worth up to £100...
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    Quite right. Anyway Chris Grayling's fantasy...

    Quite right. Anyway Chris Grayling's fantasy ferry company will be ready to help out whenever they are needed (as long as no one expects them to have a ferry).
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    Sod all that, if it gets bad enough to need any...

    Sod all that, if it gets bad enough to need any emergency supplies I'll be safely shacked up in my place in the sun.
  41. Nope, not a word... Oh look a load of stories...

    Nope, not a word...

    Oh look a load of stories about what's going on in Zimbabwe

    :eyes
  42. These are nice: Corner Desk in Oak - the stylish...

    These are nice: Corner Desk in Oak - the stylish desk - Dovetailors

    They will also do bespoke if needed.
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    It'll be fine, we'll be free to trade with South...

    It'll be fine, we'll be free to trade with South Sudan, the 138th largest economy in the world! They even have petrol :happy

    OEC

    - South Sudan (SSD) Exports, Imports, and Trade Partners
  44. Would that be this story that the BBC covered? ...

    Would that be this story that the BBC covered? France protests: Footage of students 'humiliated' by police - BBC News

    At least try and make an effort to check if the rubbish you spout is correct.
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    An utter :cretin: The fact that he has managed to...

    An utter :cretin: The fact that he has managed to be knighted for "political and public service" says an awful lot about the calibre of British politicians.
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    Unless Saniflo have improved in the last few...

    Unless Saniflo have improved in the last few years I would be wary of flushing anything other than pure clean mineral water through it and even then not more than a couple of times a year.
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    And just when you thought this story couldn't get...

    And just when you thought this story couldn't get any more ridiculous...

    Brexit ferry firm Seaborne in terms and conditions gaffe - BBC News
  49. Rubber dinghy rapids bruv. Innit.

    Rubber dinghy rapids bruv.

    Innit.
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    If they took the cheap insurance option they...

    If they took the cheap insurance option they probably aren't covered.

    Gatwick Airport drone chaos: Can I get compensation? - BBC News
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