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    Ditto. Raspi-4.

    Ditto. Raspi-4.
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    Shabbat Shalom

    Shabbat Shalom
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    FTFY - Don't confuse Jews and Israelis

    FTFY - Don't confuse Jews and Israelis
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    Why would you need a resolution for a Director's...

    Why would you need a resolution for a Director's Loan, especially if under £10k?
  5. Buy OneCoin, then double-up and get DagCoin. ...

    Buy OneCoin, then double-up and get DagCoin.

    Dr Ruja says so!

    BBC Sounds - The Missing Cryptoqueen - Downloads
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    Is your Accountant auditing the results? :nerd

    Is your Accountant auditing the results? :nerd
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    I would never agree to an "exit interview",...

    I would never agree to an "exit interview", however, I would send them a thanks from YourCo. in YourCo.'s name.

    You haven't exited, but YourCo. has completed it's assignment.
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    ChickenFart.eu.cum Quick exit...

    ChickenFart.eu.cum

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    There is a strong likelihood that the Diode in...

    There is a strong likelihood that the Diode in your alternator has failed. This normally results in the alternator being swapped out, unless you have a diligent auto-electrician, who will replace the...
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    Make a business decision, around your Daily Rate....

    Make a business decision, around your Daily Rate. If they make a blanket decision to deem you to be inside IR35, advise them that due to the change in circumstances out of your control, in order for...
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    The unit contains Capacitors which are charged...

    The unit contains Capacitors which are charged up; they provide the initial "oomph". Believe me, I have started my 5.0l V8 / 4.2l V8 and 3.2 Flat-Six using a single charge...
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    Buy into the new technology, and forget about the...

    Buy into the new technology, and forget about the ones that have an old fashioned internal lead-acid battery.

    The modern ones like this one, are small, compact and double up as a USB charging...
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    If your car has Auto-Start, then this won't work,...

    If your car has Auto-Start, then this won't work, since the batteries have to be "coded" to your car when you change them!
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    If you are a member of IPSE, phone them and ask...

    If you are a member of IPSE, phone them and ask them - they have IPSE US and should be able to assist?
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    For the price of 2 x G&T's you can always get...

    For the price of 2 x G&T's you can always get this
    ...
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    I had my referral code taken out of my signature...

    I had my referral code taken out of my signature by one of the Mods, who deemed it to be advertising...I disagree, since it is no advert, but a referral Hyperlink.
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    Sticky: Stinky Man! Quick exit...

    Stinky Man!

    Quick exit...
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    I'm sorry to hear that.

    I'm sorry to hear that.
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    Do you own a house? Do you plan on buying a...

    Do you own a house?
    Do you plan on buying a house?
    Do you have any outstanding leases?
    Are you married?

    BBC Radio 4 - Money Box, Money Box Live: Bankruptcy

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    Sticky: My lunch today... The braai works in the...

    My lunch today... The braai works in the rain!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191012/671f7d1b5012cbb0a4db815f96aaf126.jpg

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    Sticky: Been listening to The Cryptoqueen podcast on BBC...

    Been listening to The Cryptoqueen podcast on BBC Sounds.

    How the gullible are taken in by Cryptocurrency in the name of greed.

    Facebook icon

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  22. Only if they ask? Quick exit...

    Only if they ask?

    Quick exit...
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    I am sorry for your distress. Go see a proper...

    I am sorry for your distress. Go see a proper Doctor, and get a referral to a Clinical Psychologist.

    For those interested in "how the mind works", Vilayanaur S. Ramachandran gave "The Reith...
  24. Because the food is Shyte, and they are just...

    Because the food is Shyte, and they are just another business run on The Peter Principle.

    Greed and Gearing don't Go Good, unlike alliteration...
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    Sticky: Jane Austen House this morning. I usually get my...

    Jane Austen House this morning. I usually get my culture from a yoghurt pot...

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    Sticky: My favourite Enduro shop is in Higham Ferrers....

    My favourite Enduro shop is in Higham Ferrers. John Lee Motorcycles.
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    Sticky: Your cat took it on his nighttime prowl.

    Your cat took it on his nighttime prowl.
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    Sticky: It's Friday I'm in Love. Quick exit...

    It's Friday I'm in Love.

    Quick exit...
  29. Thread: CMME Fees

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    My wife is an independent Mortgage Advisor, and...

    My wife is an independent Mortgage Advisor, and her fee is £295. On top of that she earns a commission from the Lender.

    They have products available, which are not accessible by "the man on the...
  30. The only thing that is crap is the drivel you...

    The only thing that is crap is the drivel you spout about the old CC. If you try hard enough you'll soon be on their Members' Forum like the one ex-CC person . You are a bitter man.

    (New) IPSE is...
  31. IPSE Forum populated by the CEO and his bunch of...

    IPSE Forum populated by the CEO and his bunch of sycophants, no doubt? Agree with me and all will be tolerated.

    What a waste of time and money that all was. At least some have seen the light.
  32. Not all accountants practice as a LLP / Limited...

    Not all accountants practice as a LLP / Limited Company. Some operate as Sole Traders, so finding them on Companies House isn't a given.

    I would be more concerned that they are actually members of...
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    There isn't really anything wrong making an...

    There isn't really anything wrong making an assessed loss, if YourCo. has the cashflow to continue paying your salary.

    Be careful about operating in an insolvent position, where your liabilities...
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    Sticky: I had 4 earlier this year, thankfully all benign...

    I had 4 earlier this year, thankfully all benign

    Quick exit...
  35. "A robin feathering his nest Has very little...

    "A robin feathering his nest
    Has very little time to rest
    While gathering his
    Bits of twine and twig
    Though quite intent in his pursuit
    He has a merry tune to toot..."
  36. That's fine. I'm used to insults from...

    That's fine. I'm used to insults from NorthernMonkeyUK :spank:
  37. I have (had) the same name, and see no reason to...

    I have (had) the same name, and see no reason to use a Sockie.
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    Just complete the form. You are over thinking it....

    Just complete the form. You are over thinking it.

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  39. Welcome to the IPSE Centre for "those who have...

    Welcome to the IPSE Centre for "those who have seen the light". All intelligent life is welcome, along with anyone who is a member of phylum coelenterata. :bang:
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    159% I have 2 V8's and a Flat-6. No Greta in...

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    I have 2 V8's and a Flat-6. No Greta in my house!
  41. Who are they?

    Who are they?
  42. Thread: Greta Thunberg

    by Scruff
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    Go back to school Finish your education Get a...

    Go back to school
    Finish your education
    Get a job
    Support yourself

    Come back in 10 years time (if the world is still here).
  43. Nick - This is a great set of links on this very...

    Nick - This is a great set of links on this very sad day....

    Top Man!
  44. Sticky: You need to answer everything that they ask you,...

    You need to answer everything that they ask you, and don't make things up. Stick to the facts. Where you don't have an answer, such as the exact date (moving details from 25 years ago - I am not sure...
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    Afghanistan

    Afghanistan
  46. IBM

    IBM
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    Baggins

    Baggins
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    I am not an English Man. Ask anyone here who...

    I am not an English Man. Ask anyone here who knows me. I'm also an immigrant.

    Quick exit...
  49. Thread: Afghanistan

    by Scruff
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    I turned it down on the basis that my life was...

    I turned it down on the basis that my life was worth more than double the Daily Rate...
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    You may only participate in TPD if you can get...

    You may only participate in TPD if you can get permission from the Grammar Police.

    You failed. Go back to school.

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