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    I had one from Infosys requiring a “Project...

    I had one from Infosys requiring a “Project Executioner” . (It could be to do with giving contractors the chop)
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    The ban on carbon-neutral fuel was no doubt as...

    The ban on carbon-neutral fuel was no doubt as lobbied by the energy companies.
  3. Thread: Storm Ellen

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    Any chance of a storm Mohamad?

    Any chance of a storm Mohamad?
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    Closed my account in 1985 ...

    Closed my account in 1985

    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/teletext.png
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    Should I stay with my Currant Roll?

    Should I stay with my Currant Roll or have spicy ones?

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  6. Thread: anyone on here??

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    Nice glossy brochure on how well they done. ...

    Nice glossy brochure on how well they done.

    https://www.sita.aero/globalassets/heathrow-airport-holdings-limited-it-outsourcing-customer-story.pdf
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    Is it worth it? If you start wanking again you...

    Is it worth it? If you start wanking again you will need glasses.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSWW9OrlQy8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSWW9OrlQy8
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    Those lovely men. I bet you can't wait to rip...

    Those lovely men. I bet you can't wait to rip their loincloths off.
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    magnitude

    magnitude
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    No! Infected houses get burnt.

    No! Infected houses get burnt.
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    It goes under prostitutes and cocaine, client...

    It goes under prostitutes and cocaine, client entertainment
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    https://media.giphy.com/media/cqsCSWtljevpm/giphy....

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  16. Daily Express lying again; Turkey is in the EU...

    Daily Express lying again; Turkey is in the EU...


    https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/secondary/2315934.webp?r=1581877661098


    Brexit news: Boris Johnson’s huge upper hand on...
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    The matter will go to judicial review... after...

    The matter will go to judicial review... after Boris appoints new judges
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    Tucks tits in knickers

    Tucks tits in knickers
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    Poll: or in £'s less than 300 300 to 399.99 400...

    or
    in £'s

    less than 300
    300 to 399.99
    400 to 499.99
    500 to 599.99
    600 to ∞
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    I am fu$$!!g well experienced in crossing the...

    I am fu$$!!g well experienced in crossing the English Channel and driving in Europe prior to the EU and the Common Market. I needed 2 x IDPs, a carnet for the car, a petrol book for Italy and Green...
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    Poll: That is the starting point for barristers

    That is the starting point for barristers
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    I would be very happy if NASA could forcibly send...

    I would be very happy if NASA could forcibly send a couple of those people who profess that the original moon landings were fake.
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    You need to draw your own conclusions about HMRC....

    You need to draw your own conclusions about HMRC. As an example, I had a long conversation with them about 20 years ago about a very nasty property billionaire who lives not far away (he was also...
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    http://pietmondriaan.com/pm/wp-content/uploads/201...

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    Poll: F*ing predictive text!

    F*ing predictive text!
  28. Thread: Vassalage

    by Paddy
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    suppository

    suppository
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    Brexit US Trade Talks Put on Hold

    Brexit US Trade Talks Put on Hold

    Despite Trump saying that the UK would be first in the queue for a trade deal once we'd left the EU, what he seemed to mean was that we'd be at the back of the...
  30. Thread: Vassalage

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    That is the trouble with Brexiters, they have not...

    That is the trouble with Brexiters, they have not moved on from WW2
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    Land

    Land
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ez6dw3ywcc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ez6dw3ywcc
  33. No, I don't! ...

    No, I don't!

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    IwlIj jachjaj

    IwlIj jachjaj
  35. Yes, I know that. Although she did not give up UK...

    Yes, I know that. Although she did not give up UK citizenship officially, she did so morally. Furthermore, the laws and protocols governing citizenship were made under the assumption that countries...
  36. She joined ISIS at which time she volunteered to...

    She joined ISIS at which time she volunteered to become an ISIS citizen and give up her British Passport.

    I can just imagine family life. "Hard day at work dear?". "Yes, I had to chop off a...
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    Poll: Angry brexiters, they are wondering why Aldi and...

    Angry brexiters, they are wondering why Aldi and Lisle are still here.
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    Unfortunately, the leavers believe this. Item 4...

    Unfortunately, the leavers believe this. Item 4 re, legal aid is in fact opposite. The UK had to reinstate basic legal aid upon the insistence of the EU because the UK was breaching human rights. If...
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    Read your previous posts before posting twaddle

    Read your previous posts before posting twaddle
  40. Thread: Phwoarr!!

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    No, I suffer from Polyorchidism.

    No, I suffer from Polyorchidism.
  41. Thread: Phwoarr!!

    by Paddy
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    Cryptorchidism; only one came down.

    Cryptorchidism; only one came down.
  42. Thread: Phwoarr!!

    by Paddy
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    Borris has only one ball.

    Borris has only one ball.
  43. Thread: Brexit Fury

    by Paddy
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    The fishermen did not care about other industries...

    The fishermen did not care about other industries and in fact, many fishermen sold out to French and Spanish fishermen in order to make a quick buck.
  44. Thread: Brexit Fury

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    Following their stance for Brexit, I no longer...

    Following their stance for Brexit, I no longer care a f&&k about the fishermen.
  45. It depends on who facilitated their trip and...

    It depends on who facilitated their trip and which group they joined
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    No, MONS

    No, MONS
  47. It's time to dump the software and re-start from...

    It's time to dump the software and re-start from scratch. It's the price to pay for trying to get the software done on the cheap.
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    Poll: Lord Kerr: The Stupid United Kingdom will return to the EU in 20 years

    Lord Kerr: The Stupid United Kingdom will return to the EU in 20 years

    Лорд Кер: „Глупавото“ Обединено Кралство ще се върне в ЕС след 20 години
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    kiln

    kiln
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    Poll: I use a toothbrush, two elastic bands and a...

    I use a toothbrush, two elastic bands and a battery dildo.
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