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    Any suggestions for lettuce (a lot of lettuce). ...

    Any suggestions for lettuce (a lot of lettuce).

    Please??
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    Sticky: Mr Donuts I'm getting very tired of his...

    Mr Donuts

    I'm getting very tired of his RACIST TROLLING

    But I'm getting even more TIRED of his bold size 5 font.



    1 month ban.
  3. Not even pretending not to be racist. I'm...

    Not even pretending not to be racist.

    I'm woke, so sue me...
  4. The people who are trying to inject a dose of...

    The people who are trying to inject a dose of reality are the ones I respect and trust in this area, it’s webberg’s business and eek has spent the last 7 years researching this stuff. Piebaps...
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    And don’t forget yer sausages!

    And don’t forget yer sausages!
  6. Only to those daft enough to take them at face...

    Only to those daft enough to take them at face value.
  7. So keep it that way. When I see abuse or...

    So keep it that way.

    When I see abuse or receive complaints, I will wade in again.
  8. Eek. Agree to disagree, remember?

    Eek.

    Agree to disagree, remember?
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    Psst, woohoo. Stop making a bigger arse of...

    Psst, woohoo. Stop making a bigger arse of yourself than you are already. Norrahe is respected across Europe and makes good money out of this...
  10. I think that we should agree to disagree at this...

    I think that we should agree to disagree at this point.

    Or I could just close this thread permanently.
  11. You don't really need to answer that because it...

    You don't really need to answer that because it is the exact question HMRC will be asking.
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    Had ratatouille last night, Mr C is getting the...

    Had ratatouille last night, Mr C is getting the hang on this cooking lark.

    We still have weeks of tomato eating ahead... :ohwell
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    Any way of doing the work as a sole trader and...

    Any way of doing the work as a sole trader and paying the tax on your SA?
  14. Hi Pin, Pleased you found it useful. :) ...

    Hi Pin,

    Pleased you found it useful. :)

    Because of your post, I've added the link to the Legit Umbrellas thread.
  15. I am putting a temporary lock on this thread, to...

    I am putting a temporary lock on this thread, to give everyone a chance to calm down.

    I will release it this time tomorrow.
  16. Thread: Hello all

    by cojak
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    Welcome to CUK. :)

    Welcome to CUK. :)
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    Feck off Cornwall

    Sir Nicolas Soames gives an absolute stonker of an interview.

    Sir Nicholas Soames':' “This is the worst cabinet in my 36 years. And Boris will never be Churchill” - la Repubblica

    :laugh
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    Sticky: Naruto1. For being a well-rounded arse and a...

    Naruto1.

    For being a well-rounded arse and a troll.

    Permabanned.
  19. True, but you never really know until you see the...

    True, but you never really know until you see the contracts.
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    It's actually not a bad area of IT to be in from...

    It's actually not a bad area of IT to be in from a business pov. Deployments and decommissioning is the boring side of Service Transition that no-one really wants to get stuck with. Better to pass it...
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    If you like lugging around laptops and servers,...

    If you like lugging around laptops and servers, it's the job for you!

    (Or you might prefer the project management side of that kind of business...)
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    Looking at their website they sound like IT Scrap...

    Looking at their website they sound like IT Scrap Merchants. 3rd party deployments and decommissioning. Singapore company, looks like they want to expand into the UK.

    It wouldn't hurt to reply I...
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    Well at least there isn't a winding up order...

    Well at least there isn't a winding up order against it, so be thankful for small mercies I suppose.

    Good luck!
  24. I put his first lot there. If he spams this...

    I put his first lot there.

    If he spams this again I'll be banning him.

    Thread closed.
  25. Thread: Welcome Newbie

    by cojak
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    Hello to you both.

    Hello to you both.
  26. Yep, that's terrible. Allowing for an Agency's...

    Yep, that's terrible. Allowing for an Agency's payment terms, it could be 60 days from timesheet sign-off before you get your money.
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    If they think it's bad this year, just wait until...

    If they think it's bad this year, just wait until next year...
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    Do you have any other offers on the table? No...

    Do you have any other offers on the table?

    No advice regarding negotiation, but I would advise getting the contract looked at before you sign, in case there are any 'gotchas'/lock-ins. And make it...
  29. You're right, I'll edit that just in case.

    You're right, I'll edit that just in case.
  30. It sounds to me as if it's a straightforward...

    It sounds to me as if it's a straightforward inside IR35 job, you just haven't asked all the questions yet.


    They advertised the gross amount. With NI & taxes you can expect 52-55% of that...
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    Thread locked.

    Thread locked.
  32. Thread: Anyone Worried?

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    As a gatekeeper myself, I’m beginning to get...

    As a gatekeeper myself, I’m beginning to get ticked with the gricer sock stable polluting the Professional forums.

    Stay in General or find your sockies permabanned.

    Thread closed.
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    My eTrex 30x is too old to be affected by this....

    My eTrex 30x is too old to be affected by this. :rolleyes:
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    I know - Mr C found it fascinating. I think that...

    I know - Mr C found it fascinating. I think that everyone likes to know that wobbly, knobbly bits are normal (within a given range, at any rate).
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    Simply put I would not trust ANY advice, company...

    Simply put I would not trust ANY advice, company or person that these people 'recommend'.

    They all have their noses in the same trough - find another company.
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    Moved as you have specific questions regarding...

    Moved as you have specific questions regarding Starling Bank.
  37. That's what lack of MOO is all about, baby....

    That's what lack of MOO is all about, baby. :glasses :banana2:
  38. Re-read this post: So find out if the...

    Re-read this post:


    So find out if the contract is inside or outside IR35, then you'll know.
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    Fine for Hobbits then.

    Fine for Hobbits then.
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    How high is the ceiling, I wonder? 24 Micro...

    How high is the ceiling, I wonder?

    24 Micro Apartments Under 30 Square Meters
  41. Thread: The Report

    by cojak
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    What are you on??

    What are you on??
  42. I’ve given up with my HP printer. The colour...

    I’ve given up with my HP printer. The colour cartridge is empty but it’s saying ‘incompatible cartridge’ and the subscription won’t send me a new one till I ‘fix’ it.

    If I need another one I’ll...
  43. Also, have a read of this....

    Also, have a read of this. https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/139217-fiduciary-receipts-search-warrants.html
  44. There have been a number of Vanquish posts over...

    There have been a number of Vanquish posts over the last few days so I'm guessing that emails are landing in inboxes.
  45. I would ask MVL Online. HMRC may be dragging...

    I would ask MVL Online. HMRC may be dragging their heels with your company sign-off.

    Edit: oh, you've said this. I would agree with it but call them anyway as you obviously don't know for sure.
    ...
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    Really?? That's not what he says... Oh,...

    Really??

    That's not what he says...



    Oh, and btw...


    Julian Lewis: attempt to impose Grayling was 'improper request' | Politics | The Guardian
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    Johnson and Cummings really are spiteful tulipes,...

    Johnson and Cummings really are spiteful tulipes, aren't they?

    And so Grayling descends back to the career grave he came from.

    Good. :D
  48. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

    by cojak
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    Poll: My goodness, life has certainly overtaken this...

    My goodness, life has certainly overtaken this event.

    Are we going to need to skip this to Xmas 2021 I wonder? :ohwell
  49. Highly likely. Use the Customer Service Survey to...

    Highly likely. Use the Customer Service Survey to complain.
  50. Barclays OneLine Banking is, without a doubt, one...

    Barclays OneLine Banking is, without a doubt, one of the worst websites i have EVER come across.

    It was my business account and at onepoint the only way to complain was via one of their online...
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