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    Says a guy who probably spent most of his...

    Says a guy who probably spent most of his holidays pointing at pictures of egg and chips on a menu.
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    Great, you could go to Gelatoburger for a dose of...

    Great, you could go to Gelatoburger for a dose of Covid-19 soup.......
  3. Thread: Amazon

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    Where do you think it might be ?

    Where do you think it might be ?
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    She asked me to pass on a message.... Does...

    She asked me to pass on a message....

    Does anyone want any ciggies bringing back ??
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    Discount Vouchers that didn't really work ?

    Discount Vouchers that didn't really work ?
  6. Compared to what ? Cameron/May and BloJo's...

    Compared to what ? Cameron/May and BloJo's running of rUK ? :rollin:
  7. Stay out of the 5G signal range, you'll be...

    Stay out of the 5G signal range, you'll be fine....
  8. Thread: AWS outage

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    They were loading up the second wave to start the...

    They were loading up the second wave to start the distribution.
  9. Anal diameter may work too.....

    Anal diameter may work too.....
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    I chucked it altogether 3 years ago and now I'm a...

    I chucked it altogether 3 years ago and now I'm a full time laser engraver/cutter.

    Obviously, the money is not as easy and reliable, but life is a lot more interesting :eek
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    Just without the asterisks :-)

    Just without the asterisks :-)
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    This is my laptop. There are many like it, but...

    This is my laptop. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My laptop is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My laptop, without me, is useless. Without my...
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    :laugh Don't compound that view by having her...

    :laugh Don't compound that view by having her seen using an ancient doorstop for a laptop.
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    Are you not worried about your kids friends...

    Are you not worried about your kids friends bullying her ? "A Lenovo I3 ? I thought you said your dad was a contractor...."
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    Air Farce One

    Air Farce One
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    Funny how he wants to hold the EU to everything...

    Funny how he wants to hold the EU to everything he wants, but is more than willing to let the USA ream his (our) arse.
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    As long as we can still get the Tim Tams,...

    As long as we can still get the Tim Tams, everything will be fine.
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    It wasn't a comment on the specifics of the links...

    It wasn't a comment on the specifics of the links you posted.

    it was a general observation, that you are, in actual fact, a thick <modsnip>
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    :rollin::rollin: You're a proper thick cunt

    :rollin::rollin:

    You're a proper thick ****
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    Maybe they told him he'd have to sell his slaves.

    Maybe they told him he'd have to sell his slaves.
  21. I'm aware that it will finish off the twitching...

    I'm aware that it will finish off the twitching corpse of the UK. I'm waiting for the 'Boris Got It Dun' brigade to catch up....
  22. You are a f**king idiot. Boris Johnson stated,...

    You are a f**king idiot.

    Boris Johnson stated, on live TV, during the leaders debates, that the cost to the UK economy from a No Deal Brexit was 'vanishingly small'. Banks do not need to prepare...
  23. You managed to answer an awful lot of questions I...

    You managed to answer an awful lot of questions I didn't ask. Are you a politician ?
  24. Why would banks need to prepare for something...

    Why would banks need to prepare for something when the cost to the country is 'vanishingly small' ?
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    https://www.personalaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Karma-Cactus-Mug.jpg
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    No need. Most islanders haven't even noticed the...

    No need. Most islanders haven't even noticed the lockdown. They're still in the cellars f**king their sisters.
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    I live on an island myself (and one that requires...

    I live on an island myself (and one that requires a ferry to get to, unlike him). When the lockdown was introduced, ferry travel was restricted more heavily than most other forms of transport and...
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    You do understand the bit about him travelling to...

    You do understand the bit about him travelling to his own home and staying there, don't you ?
  29. Thread: nice PPE!

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    Something a bit fishy about this story......

    Something a bit fishy about this story......
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    Were you test driving your eyesight when you...

    Were you test driving your eyesight when you wrecked your car ?
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    At times like these, Boris always thinks back to...

    At times like these, Boris always thinks back to something Dominic once said to him....

    "If you try to sack me, I'll take you down with me, you useless fat c**t"
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    Poll: There's already support in place for Company...

    There's already support in place for Company Directors based on their PAYE income.

    HTH.
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    yeah, sorry, that was razy lacism.......

    yeah, sorry, that was razy lacism.......
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    Umblerra Company ?

    Umblerra Company ?
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    :rollin: You Yorkshire people LOL.

    :rollin: You Yorkshire people LOL.
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    You've got a Cricut in your house ? C'mon...

    You've got a Cricut in your house ? C'mon man.....you're a bloke......you're from Yorkshire........get it in't bin and get a laser cutter in there instead.
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    Why ? Are you fed up being the forum's object of...

    Why ? Are you fed up being the forum's object of ridicule ?
  38. You're the :winker: here. You can get 80% of...

    You're the :winker: here.

    You can get 80% of your salary up to £2800 per month. That's not bad for **** all. Unless of course, you had a salary of £6800 per year and that was your choice to pay...
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    Was just about to post that but you beat me to...

    Was just about to post that but you beat me to it. Innovators !!!
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    Aye, but could you burn pirate software cds on...

    Aye, but could you burn pirate software cds on them :-)
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    I hope you were using ELEP2 for that and not some...

    I hope you were using ELEP2 for that and not some crappy 16 bit Windows equivalent running in compatibility :laugh
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    In the early to mid 90's I was one of the few...

    In the early to mid 90's I was one of the few people daft enough to be certified in OS/2 and later, Warp. Might seem laughable now, but it was out there in every bank and insurance co in the country...
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    OS/2 Warp Server ??

    OS/2 Warp Server ??
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    Go on......'net use' a shared resource, you know...

    Go on......'net use' a shared resource, you know you want to......
  45. -97% Wow........it's almost like almost every car...

    -97% Wow........it's almost like almost every car dealership in the country is closed
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    FFS, I'm going to have to agree with you twice in...

    FFS, I'm going to have to agree with you twice in the one day :tantrum:
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    If only it was still like the old days when you...

    If only it was still like the old days when you waited for the postman to bring your Freelance Informer and then faxed CVs off to agents.
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    And may he rust in piss

    And may he rust in piss
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    I actually told that joke to Johnny Dumfries in...

    I actually told that joke to Johnny Dumfries in person (had to leave him out of the gag cause that's not his real name). It's more of a spoken gag than a written one
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    It would only have cost like 33p at that time....

    It would only have cost like 33p at that time. Bargain !!
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