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    It doesn't matter how cheap batteries become,...

    It doesn't matter how cheap batteries become, they still require Lithium (which has to be mined, refined and sent round the world a few times before it ends up in your car). When they reach...
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    I'm touched. Although I'm not sure you can ruin...

    I'm touched. Although I'm not sure you can ruin it any more than I have...:ohwell
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    ...there won't be a wall in the West-Midlands...

    ...there won't be a wall in the West-Midlands which won't be crapping itself...:smokin
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    I phrased that badly. I think you'll find the EU...

    I phrased that badly. I think you'll find the EU exists to protect the EU's interests. Member states (especially the non-compliant ones), and particularly their electorates, are somewhat of an...
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    From: How the EU Common Fisheries Policy...

    From: How the EU Common Fisheries Policy Permanently Damaged Scotland: A Warning for Iceland
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    And yet we're told this isn't what the EU is...

    And yet we're told this isn't what the EU is about (blatant self-interest). The mask is falling off...
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    I hope the irony isn't lost on anyone. The French...

    I hope the irony isn't lost on anyone. The French designed the CFP purely so they could absolutely rape foreign waters with impunity.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Other search engines are available. Not quite as...

    Other search engines are available. Not quite as good though...:wink
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    I know you enjoy donating to lost causes, I hope...

    I know you enjoy donating to lost causes, I hope you didn't send any cash his way...:laugh
  11. What's Prescott got to do with it... :igmc:

    What's Prescott got to do with it...

    :igmc:
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    If he's stolen DP's identity, he might just have...

    If he's stolen DP's identity, he might just have also stolen his face...
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    A rich cock is a very good source of income,...

    A rich cock is a very good source of income, however...Ker-ching...
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    You know that summer holiday getaway we never...

    You know that summer holiday getaway we never had...:wink
  15. Thread: Debenhams

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    And don't forget the extortionate parking charges...

    And don't forget the extortionate parking charges (and if you're in London, the congestion charge ultra-low emission tax* which now applies at weekends). It's not just the destination that's the...
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    Sterling would have gone anyway. The Euro was...

    Sterling would have gone anyway. The Euro was always going to be mandatory, I think it's only the Danes who have an opt-out currently, but we all now these are discretionary, and theirs will be gone...
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    Hardly anyone ever has...:violin:

    Hardly anyone ever has...:violin:
  18. I think using vague language (the OED defines...

    I think using vague language (the OED defines 'substantial' as, among other things, 'having substance') is very deliberate. You could legally order a pint with a packet of crisps, but it's open to...
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    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:...

    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
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    :facepalm:

    :facepalm:
  21. Thread: The jabs...

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    My point precisely. I prefer a nurse. Nothing to...

    My point precisely. I prefer a nurse. Nothing to do with the uniform, honest...:emb:igmc:
  22. Thread: The jabs...

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    I think I saw that film...

    I think I saw that film...
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    We'll see. :popcorn:

    We'll see. :popcorn:
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    Barnier needs to realise he needs to tone down...

    Barnier needs to realise he needs to tone down the piss-taking, and there might be a deal Boris can sign.
  25. That wasn't a lie. We could have applied to...

    That wasn't a lie. We could have applied to remain in EFTA. In my opinion we should have done. We didn't though.
  26. Thread: The jabs...

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    :hug: You mean acupuncture? Never tried it...

    :hug:

    You mean acupuncture? Never tried it (you'll probably not be amazed to hear...) :eek
  27. Thread: BOOM: Beavers

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    Not quite what I had in mind...

    Not quite what I had in mind...
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    Are people still bothering with quarantine, since...

    Are people still bothering with quarantine, since it's barely being enforced?
  29. Thread: Planetary DOOM

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    If it knocked out Radio 1, hardly anyone...

    If it knocked out Radio 1, hardly anyone noticed...
  30. Thread: BOOM: Beavers

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    :nopics: :igmc:

    :nopics:

    :igmc:
  31. Thread: The jabs...

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    I'll be happy to wait until I next book a doctors...

    I'll be happy to wait until I next book a doctors appointment, and have it done then (they have 2 full-time nurses in the practice). I'm in no rush. :sick
  32. Thread: The jabs...

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    Strangely, I don't find that very reassuring...

    Strangely, I don't find that very reassuring...
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    'Wotan' is from Wagner's Ring Cycle. Which,...

    'Wotan' is from Wagner's Ring Cycle. Which, appropriately enough, is also a fictional work...
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    The Mets finest at work, I see. That should keep...

    The Mets finest at work, I see. That should keep them busy for weeks...:eyes
  35. Thread: The jabs...

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    I'll take the vaccination (I have a needle phobia...

    I'll take the vaccination (I have a needle phobia so vaccinations are a very big deal) but I'll insist a qualified nurse delivers it. I'm not having someone who's just been made redundant from the...
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    That's sort of the point. They post to their...

    That's sort of the point. They post to their contacts, who may want to apply themselves or recommend someone else.
    I don't think you've quite got the point of this.
  37. The clue's in the name, 'no claims'. Not sure how...

    The clue's in the name, 'no claims'. Not sure how you manage to qualify, unless you drove away very quickly in your seriously damaged what-used-to-be-a-car...
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    He's got form - he's at it all the time on 'the...

    He's got form - he's at it all the time on 'the other forum'. There's a touch of zealotry going on, it's impossible to have any sort of reasoned debate. :winker:
  39. I'm somewhat surprised your car insurance is less...

    I'm somewhat surprised your car insurance is less than that. Walls cost a fortune to rebuild, y'know...:wink
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    Papa Bouba Diop Dies Aged 42

    Papa Bouba Diop: Former Senegal, Fulham & Portsmouth midfielder dies aged 42 - BBC Sport

    RIP. I was always pleased when he wasn't playing against us...RIP The Wardrobe. 42 is no age at all :(
  41. What if you're Phil Collins?

    What if you're Phil Collins?
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    But plenty of individual recruitment consultants...

    But plenty of individual recruitment consultants do. You'll only see them if those individuals are in your 'network' though.
  43. Put it on AirBnB for the other 6 months a year?

    Put it on AirBnB for the other 6 months a year?
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    Now there's an idea...:wink

    Now there's an idea...:wink
  45. I saw that 'live' and my first thought was 'he's...

    I saw that 'live' and my first thought was 'he's not walking away from that'. About a minute later, he did. :yay:
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    Ssshhh, that's essentially his favourite...

    Ssshhh, that's essentially his favourite fantasy...:wink
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    No need to panic, unless it can spread to...

    No need to panic, unless it can spread to squirrels...
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    That's why you're on the 'ignore list'. ...

    That's why you're on the 'ignore list'.



    Sovereignty meets setting the quotas and policing them, and having full legal jurisdiction, and the EU have all that and want to keep it. It's petty, I...
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    很有趣,手淫 :eyes

    很有趣,手淫 :eyes
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    Of course one would have to select the correct...

    Of course one would have to select the correct God - it would be a shame to put in a lifetimes work for the wrong team...
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