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    yep.

    yep.
  2. Thread: Brexit benefit

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    The point I made was actually our trade with our...

    The point I made was actually our trade with our land border neighbours in the union is quite high.

    Our trade with our European neighbours may not need to be the majority as you incorrectly...
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    You mean like this filthy spekulant? Jeremy...

    You mean like this filthy spekulant?

    Jeremy Corbyn Net Worth - The Wealth List



    or this scumbag?

    Tony Blair has turned profiting from others’ misery into an art form | Housing Network |...
  4. Thread: DOOM: BLT

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    I have to disagree LM, a BLT is one of the...

    I have to disagree LM, a BLT is one of the greats, like Bacon & Egg in a soda farl.
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    broke

    broke
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    Nail

    Nail
  7. Thread: DOOM: BLT

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    the usual poster!

    the usual poster!
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    What do you want? SJW: "Diversity on...

    What do you want?


    SJW: "Diversity on television"


    How do you hope to achieve this?


    SJW: "By allowing only those with my opinion on TV"
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    Cook the Pasta Grate carrots Warm up baked...

    Cook the Pasta
    Grate carrots
    Warm up baked beans
    When the pasta is cooked, drain it and mix with carrots and baked beans
    Crumb 2 slices of bread and mix with a little grated cheese
    Sprinkle the...
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    This lockdown has made me plan ahead. I've...

    This lockdown has made me plan ahead.

    I've just ordered my Glastonbury 2022 T shirt size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL in the hope I'll be able to slim down and fit into it
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    My Father fell foul of the 'no jab, no job' rule...

    My Father fell foul of the 'no jab, no job' rule for workers.


    Nice guy, terrible boxer.
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    In communist Soviet Russia, a man saves up enough...

    In communist Soviet Russia, a man saves up enough money to buy a car but theres a 10 year waiting list. He pays his money and the man says 'On this day, 10 years from now, come back and you can...
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    150,000 criminal records accidentally deleted...

    150,000 criminal records accidentally deleted from police database due to technical issue.


    The police are calling for backup.
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    I've written a series of books about the...

    I've written a series of books about the different levels of sound.


    There are quite a few volumes.
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    Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a...

    Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?
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    I’ve got a business selling panty pads and...

    I’ve got a business selling panty pads and Viagra.


    They call me the rag and bone man.
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    My christian and conspiracy theorist friend said...

    My christian and conspiracy theorist friend said "42 is not the answer, God is".
    I said oh yes it is, I can prove it.
    Life = 42
    The universe = 42
    And everything else also = 42
    4+2 = 6
    So I...
  28. Thread: Critical Worker

    by vetran
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    FTFY Do explain why you think the current...

    FTFY

    Do explain why you think the current situation is discriminatory?
  29. Thread: Dead today

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    had to work, how embarrassing!

    had to work, how embarrassing!
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    It gets worse!

    It gets worse!
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    Yellow like a Draft dodger!

    Yellow like a Draft dodger!
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    I think its a submarine now.

    I think its a submarine now.
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    Only to you. "Oh Old Greg it isn't even in!"

    Only to you.

    "Oh Old Greg it isn't even in!"
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    Apologies its an adverb my Editor (Butler) is...

    Apologies its an adverb my Editor (Butler) is preparing the caviar so sue me.

    Glad I amused you, your posts are frequently so far from reality I get a deep belly laugh.
  35. Thread: Critical Worker

    by vetran
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    whatever!

    whatever!
  36. Thread: Critical Worker

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    Its quite noticeable when you walk into an...

    Its quite noticeable when you walk into an assembly or a school play with hundreds of females and you are one of the only men there, if you also meet up to drink / dine with them and their kids are...
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    As I explained I didn't confess in true NKVD...

    As I explained I didn't confess in true NKVD style you made it up.
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    I have a small penis, Nuttina told me.

    I have a small penis, Nuttina told me.
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    Mitch definitely would. oops typo. I mean...

    Mitch definitely would.

    oops typo. I mean Katie Hopkins obviously.
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    Ah Komrade Draft dodger and head Squirrel defiler...

    Ah Komrade Draft dodger and head Squirrel defiler believes in forced confessions? How Soviet.

    I watched "the death of Stalin" the other night, not sure how close it was to reality but all good...
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    jeez you two are dumb. If I said Jeremy Corbyn is...

    jeez you two are dumb. If I said Jeremy Corbyn is too far left for me I bet you would think I stand for a rendition of keep 'The red flag' or organise a May day parade.

    The adverb far refers to...
  42. Everyone wants to be productive - how...

    Everyone wants to be productive - how delightfully naïve! Not in my experience.

    So do we home & pay migrants when they cant support themselves or undercut the locals, or do we put them on a boat...
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    No I haven't, you make stuff up if you need to...

    No I haven't, you make stuff up if you need to feel good.
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    I just sold a car to Kylie Minogue. Took £500 off...

    I just sold a car to Kylie Minogue. Took £500 off the price in return for a quick stroke of her derriere.


    It was a pert-exchange.
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    Cosmetic surgery clinics, nail salons, hair...

    Cosmetic surgery clinics, nail salons, hair salons, waxing centres and tanning places are all closed again due to yet another lockdown.



    Watch out guys, it’s about to get ugly out there.
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    I crashed my car this morning on the motorway and...

    I crashed my car this morning on the motorway and had to leave it on the hard shoulder.
    I phoned up my insurance company and the woman on the phone asked,
    "Are you in the AA?"
    I said, "No, but...
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    I'm so happy my neighbour lost his licence and...

    I'm so happy my neighbour lost his licence and can no longer drive his taxi.


    ExUBERation
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    oops I will KUATB myself, version in the picture...

    oops I will KUATB myself, version in the picture thread.
  49. Thread: Critical Worker

    by vetran
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    I am not making assumptions about an individual I...

    I am not making assumptions about an individual I am investigating causes like you should be doing.

    Just shouting discrimination is not helpful if you are trying to fix something.
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    Pretty much she is a little too far right even...

    Pretty much she is a little too far right even for me.
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