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    I'll be mostly: Going to see Star Wars in an...

    I'll be mostly:

    Going to see Star Wars in an hour. (I did get spoiled by some little twunt on FacePlant, but I caught myself and didn't read much of it)
    Hanging some new curtains, w00t
    Running...
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    Good lad. I had a nice little cardboard and...

    Good lad. I had a nice little cardboard and plywood session this morning myself. Thinking of going for some tyres a bit later if I'm feeling extra helpful.
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    Donald J Trump for one. :)

    Donald J Trump for one. :)
  4. Poll: I'm not even going to rise to this. The EU...

    I'm not even going to rise to this.

    The EU website and Wikipedia. Thanks. And yes, I get my information from some tulipty rag.
    Good luck to you.
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    And pretty much **** all to do with being an EU...

    And pretty much **** all to do with being an EU member state.
  6. Poll: The EU is run by an unelected closed council. ...

    The EU is run by an unelected closed council. Not quite sure how that's democratic.
  7. Poll: And the Dutch

    And the Dutch
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    I'm told I'm unbearable IRL so I might be the...

    I'm told I'm unbearable IRL so I might be the exception.
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    D'oh! :p Oh well, it might. :smokin

    D'oh! :p

    Oh well, it might. :smokin
  10. Poll: This. Sadly. The EU is a bureaucratic...

    This. Sadly.
    The EU is a bureaucratic dictatorship we should be no part of. Democracy is a poor system but it's about as good as we can hope for. The EU is not democratic.
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    Personally I feel we need to get out. As for...

    Personally I feel we need to get out. As for trade; nothing stopping us trading with them at all. I also think this would give Stirling a big boost as it did for the Irish before they were forced...
  12. Thread: Finally.

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    Never see you mentioning the tens of billions...

    Never see you mentioning the tens of billions (speaking conservatively) being spent on your alarmist attack on humanity. Many orders of magnitude beyond what you bleat about the oil and coal...
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    Isn't it time you had a break or at least a day...

    Isn't it time you had a break or at least a day off?
  14. FTFY

    FTFY
  15. Thread: Finally.

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    We'll have a lecture within minutes on why the...

    We'll have a lecture within minutes on why the source can't be trusted, is sponsored by business etc

    Because being sponsored by Big Government better. :)
  16. Maybe they're just crap at it. :spank:

    Maybe they're just crap at it. :spank:
  17. Thread: Finally.

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    Just for clarity: the climate change movement...

    Just for clarity: the climate change movement has nothing at all to do with the climate.

    Nobody asks the important question any more.

    Qui Bono?
  18. Reduce your consumption a little and I'm sure you...

    Reduce your consumption a little and I'm sure you can make them stretch.
  19. We all have them already.

    We all have them already.
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    Pedestrians don't block up all the single...

    Pedestrians don't block up all the single carriageway A roads every ******* weekend though do they?
  21. Nobody has ever seemed to know for sure, even in...

    Nobody has ever seemed to know for sure, even in Cougar fanatic circles. It was a superb car though and it's "New Edge" design has echoed through the Ford line-up ever since.
    It was slated as being...
  22. I was really hoping for a "nice ride" or...

    I was really hoping for a "nice ride" or something. Ho hum. :)
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    Why not pick up some old kit from the bay of E? ...

    Why not pick up some old kit from the bay of E? Should get something for sub £100, then spend some cash if you like the silly game?
  24. Mine was about a show car. It was the quickest...

    Mine was about a show car. It was the quickest Ford Cougar Europe had ever seen. Not to everyone's taste but I liked it. So did the Germans.
    So the plate was to finish the look really; not much...
  25. A buyer for my private plate. A baby elephant. ...

    A buyer for my private plate. A baby elephant. And some razor blades.
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    Vaping :D

    Vaping :D
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    It's a Monday too this time which should make it...

    It's a Monday too this time which should make it even more exquisite as an instrument of abuse.
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    Birds

    Birds
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    That is pretty ******* grim sir.

    That is pretty ******* grim sir.
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    5! Mrs Wembley would be proud.

    5! Mrs Wembley would be proud.
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    You could just get a CO2 scrubber. That will...

    You could just get a CO2 scrubber. That will cool things down nicely.
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    NCOTBAC

    NCOTBAC
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    I blame you then. Insufficient attention to...

    I blame you then. Insufficient attention to potential hazards.

    We should ban you. From something.
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    Sticky: Mine too. The dog was lying on the mid-stairs...

    Mine too. The dog was lying on the mid-stairs landing and the coffee machine had not been filled up with water. Now I have to discipline the maid.
    ...
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    Were they signalling?

    Were they signalling?
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    Horrific, but I imagine it was very quick for him...

    Horrific, but I imagine it was very quick for him at least.

    tulip. Shudder.
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    Sticky: As long as you know where your towel is bubba.

    As long as you know where your towel is bubba.
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    Sticky: More importantly today is the day of the arrival...

    More importantly today is the day of the arrival of the final piece of furniture for my home.

    I can finally stop haemorrhaging money.

    Oh, and Morning :wave:
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    And ask them for a copy of theirs.

    And ask them for a copy of theirs.
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    This is hardly news.

    This is hardly news.
  41. Thread: Finally.

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    Or even slightly catastrophic for that matter :D

    Or even slightly catastrophic for that matter :D
  42. Thread: Finally.

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    Here's some information. Your blessed...

    Here's some information.

    Your blessed "consensus" is the following in truth : Climate change is happening and humanity has some effect on it.

    Not what you folk peddle as ultimate truth though...
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    But we can trust anything coming from the IPCC...

    But we can trust anything coming from the IPCC right? Because government funded organisations are always pillars of honesty with the best intentions towards mankind.
  44. FTFY

    FTFY
  45. I can, but only because Amanda Holden is grade A...

    I can, but only because Amanda Holden is grade A totty.
  46. Thread: Finally.

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    You crack me up. The temperature goes up and...

    You crack me up. The temperature goes up and then CO2 is released. However you want us to believe that CO2 being released increases temperatures. If both are true the planet would be a furnace and...
  47. Thread: Boomed

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    http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140804004208/...

    http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140804004208/deadliestfiction/images/d/db/Iron_man_boom.gif
  48. I thought Cowell had quit. :igmc:

    I thought Cowell had quit. :igmc:
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    I'll get slated for this, but if your office...

    I'll get slated for this, but if your office communications and your documentation were this bad I'd send you home early every day.

    MTFU

    Merry Christmas
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    Sticky: Can't you cause a temporary "critical failure" of...

    Can't you cause a temporary "critical failure" of some variety which is easily fixed but requires closure of the lab until 4.15 pm on Friday?
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