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    :eek: I hope nanny was okay?

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    I hope nanny was okay?
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    Hopefully still in there.

    Hopefully still in there.
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    That is very funny. Though I read today in the...

    That is very funny. Though I read today in the week that bread prices *should* be unaffected by Brexit. Interestingly the UK imports nearly as much pig products as it exports - it loves bacon but not...
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    You would not like to offend their civil rights...

    You would not like to offend their civil rights would you?

    I thought the case of Richard Osborn-Brooks might act as a wake up call. If there is something positive to come out of this tragedy I...
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    Sticky: :eek: INKSPE among CUK posters! We should have...

    :eek:

    INKSPE among CUK posters! We should have a whip round for LM and HWMBO....
  6. Thread: Boomed

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    Only when you weren't needing a drink! ...

    Only when you weren't needing a drink!

    Actually it was in Yorkshire so I don't think anyone bought a drink. Tap water all night....
  7. You aren't fit to be a mod. You... you... watch...

    You aren't fit to be a mod. You... you... watch maker you!
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    Their plan to crash house prices will kill off...

    Their plan to crash house prices will kill off estate agents. So then it will just be mobile phone shops.

    Oh wait. They could legalize all drugs on condition they are only sold via the high...
  9. Thread: Boomed

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    I can say I have attended 3 CUK socials and am...

    I can say I have attended 3 CUK socials and am organizing a 4th. I have personally met 2 mods.

    Whereas you are 0 in 3 categories. The 2 above and 1 I cannot mention in professional.
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    I woulsd like to see the death penalty for such...

    I woulsd like to see the death penalty for such cases.
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    England

    England
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: Will stop raining here 9pm - so you are about 3...

    Will stop raining here 9pm - so you are about 3 hours East oh here.

    Weather forecast great for tomorrow.
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    If Greenland is not for sale....

    Maybe Trump could buy the UK?

    Greenland: Trump warned that island cannot be bought from Denmark - BBC News
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    Amsterdam

    Amsterdam
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    No idea! Twins have another year before their...

    No idea!

    Twins have another year before their A levels. Not quite sure the school bothers.
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    The greater fool theory.

    The greater fool theory.
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    Thanks to nukes.

    Thanks to nukes.
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    Thankfully we have nukes.....

    Thankfully we have nukes.....
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    If this boat crashes and requires a helicopter to...

    If this boat crashes and requires a helicopter to save her, will she refuse it?
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    Sticky: :wave: Back from Wrexham. Stitches out. ...

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    Back from Wrexham. Stitches out.

    Lunch was Salmon salad! :tongue
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    Sticky: I did not even realize! :emb Lets just pretend...

    I did not even realize! :emb

    Lets just pretend I did or admin will reset my tpd post count to 0 and make me start again....
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    SheepSh4gging

    SheepSh4gging
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    UK army strength

    Strength of British military falls for ninth year - BBC News

    Should the UK be worried?
  25. MF certainly is.

    MF certainly is.
  26. Well you are posting on CUK....

    Well you are posting on CUK....
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    I doubt Ziggy would help you if you were being...

    I doubt Ziggy would help you if you were being bullied.
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    A couple more years of this eco lark and she can...

    A couple more years of this eco lark and she can take private jets and Cocaine for life....
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    Sticky: Back in tpd real time :wave: Managed the...

    Back in tpd real time

    :wave:

    Managed the drive up to Wales. Drive back should see 158851 on the clock.

    Got to take car in for some work the garage could not get done 2 weeks ago.

    And have...
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    Sticky: Don't throw your mojo away....

    Don't throw your mojo away....
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    Sticky: I hope mine will return. It has not been seen for...

    I hope mine will return. It has not been seen for 20 years now though....
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Sticky: According to urban dictionary, G&T = Gina & Tina....

    According to urban dictionary, G&T = Gina & Tina. GHB and Crystal Meth(tthe Irish for which is Cailin Maith).

    He sounds like a party animal! You want to keep him.....
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    Sticky: Unbelievably it did! Makes a change.....

    Unbelievably it did! Makes a change.....
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    :yay: Total game changer for me. Whenever I...

    :yay:

    Total game changer for me.

    Whenever I jiggle I shall think of LM.....
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    'How I lost GBP25,000 when my cryptocurrency was...

    'How I lost GBP25,000 when my cryptocurrency was stolen' - BBC News
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    40. And I am only 56...

    40. And I am only 56...
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    You expect progress from CUK? :rollin:

    You expect progress from CUK? :rollin:
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    Health and safety does not allow it. Jazz hands...

    Health and safety does not allow it. Jazz hands only.....
  40. It won't do any good. HMRC will ignore them.

    It won't do any good. HMRC will ignore them.
  41. SimonMac?

    SimonMac?
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    Yes. And it has not been driven into a wall....

    Yes. And it has not been driven into a wall....
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    I hope she gets milkshake thrown at her.....

    I hope she gets milkshake thrown at her.....
  44. Thread: Boomed

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    After BBP "identified" themselves I am damned...

    After BBP "identified" themselves I am damned sure he is not Gricer and is a real poster.
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    Heute? Isn't that French for 8? I suppose it...

    Heute? Isn't that French for 8?

    I suppose it could mean something in Scottish.....
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    It has happened. Try claiming hardship. If not...

    It has happened. Try claiming hardship. If not you may need to get an adviser onto them - which may cost more than the refund!

    My ex-wife works for HMRC. When we were together she told me how...
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    Poll: Its having the "£350 million a week to the NHS"...

    Its having the "£350 million a week to the NHS" slogan painted over. With "Suck it up losers".....
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    Poll: Those who think jokes about milkshake are bad are...

    Those who think jokes about milkshake are bad are happy to make jokes about drowning.

    Greta Thunberg: Caroline Lucas reports Arron Banks to Twitter - BBC News
  49. UK must accept US food standards in trade deal, says a nobody

    UK must accept US food standards in trade deal, says farm chief - BBC News

    Has Trump died and this guy become President? :confused:
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    Iran tanker row: US requests detention of Grace 1...

    Iran tanker row: US requests detention of Grace 1 in Gibraltar - BBC News
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