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    Sticky: Good Moaning from Nuffield Health Woking. My...

    Good Moaning from Nuffield Health Woking. My shoulder is still attached, can't say the same for the Brain... Xmas bench has done for that!
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    Sticky: Nuffield Woking. Better than Slough Station, even...

    Nuffield Woking. Better than Slough Station, even though physical pain is involved in the former.
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    Robot Mower! The moles do not like the constant...

    Robot Mower! The moles do not like the constant vibration of the mower, plus the boundary wire's electromagnetic field. This is only "hearsay" from reports on another weirdo forum (since fortunately...
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    Sticky: Dreigh in Surrey. Trees moaning. Cat snoring.

    Dreigh in Surrey. Trees moaning. Cat snoring.
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    Sticky: Argghhhh. Just came across Oak Island Nutjobs....

    Argghhhh. Just came across Oak Island Nutjobs. Exorcism required.
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    Sticky: I see a bad moon, a rising...

    I see a bad moon, a rising...
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    The UK "purse". Not the Russian one [emoji12]

    The UK "purse". Not the Russian one [emoji12]
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    Can we claim back the millions wasted on training...

    Can we claim back the millions wasted on training him as an Apache pilot?
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    Sticky: It's Friday, I'm in Love...(with my Winter...

    It's Friday, I'm in Love...(with my Winter Bench!).
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    sasguru

    sasguru
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    It's twice as large now

    It's twice as large now
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    They haven't got enough between the two of them...

    They haven't got enough between the two of them to be "financially independent'. What an attention seeking couple of twunts.

    Private Jets, helicopters, Côte d'Azur.

    Boils my piss...
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    Please send Suity our love!

    Please send Suity our love!
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    Sticky: I have 7 to VED...sad but all get used (at least...

    I have 7 to VED...sad but all get used (at least once a year).
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    Sticky: Stroll to Curley High Point. Dodged the runners....

    Stroll to Curley High Point. Dodged the runners. London City clearly visible from viewpoint.

    Afternoon of cricket from Newlands.
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    Sticky: Fish finger sandwiches consumed. Cod in tempura /...

    Fish finger sandwiches consumed. Cod in tempura / Haddock in crumb. Heinz ketchup.

    Finished with a fine Sancerre.
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    Sticky: Noisy Lobster, Alton Beach. Mudeford. Very...

    Noisy Lobster, Alton Beach. Mudeford.

    Very mild, lovely walk on the beach. Mrs Scruff going sea swimming...
  18. Thread: Cats

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    Jeremy Irons reading a selection of TS Eliot's...

    Jeremy Irons reading a selection of TS Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats

    Old Possum'''s Book of Practical Cats - BBC Sounds

    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD...
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    Why would you use palm oil in bread? Flour, salt...

    Why would you use palm oil in bread? Flour, salt and water is all you need... Yeast optional

    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since...
  20. Thread: Boycott Cyprus?

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    Indeed, hence my comment. We are not all as smart...

    Indeed, hence my comment. We are not all as smart as you think you are.

    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer...
  21. Thread: Boycott Cyprus?

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    Nice one MF. Intelligent retort, eloquent reply. ...

    Nice one MF. Intelligent retort, eloquent reply.

    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to...
  22. Thread: Boycott Cyprus?

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    Why would anyone let their teenage daughter go to...

    Why would anyone let their teenage daughter go to Aya Napa on a "working holiday"?

    Shagadelic

    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member,...
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    Sticky: I have DSOTM on SACD. Purchased in 2001 with Sony...

    I have DSOTM on SACD. Purchased in 2001 with Sony 5.1

    Sadly I still have the 5.1, but haven't connected the 2 rears in over 7 years...

    [emoji383] [emoji383]

    I was an IPSE Consultative...
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    I thought you were a purveyor of sleds? [emoji12]...

    I thought you were a purveyor of sleds? [emoji12]

    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to...
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    Sailing boats for a living in Cape Town....

    Sailing boats for a living in Cape Town. "Retirement" job after 15 years as an accountant.

    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since...
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    Me too. ScruffDaughter now an Aussie, Brit and...

    Me too. ScruffDaughter now an Aussie, Brit and Saffa Citizen. Fire in the hole!

    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no...
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    Domo-Arigato

    Domo-Arigato
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    Pray tell where you got it from? The ones I've...

    Pray tell where you got it from? The ones I've looked at in the past have been outrageous. I'm a cack-hand, but slice my sashimi right-handed...yanagiba is handed that way



    Quick exit...
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    Nothing on the Eve. New Year's Day going to ride...

    Nothing on the Eve. New Year's Day going to ride the Watercress Line, in Alresford. Up and Down, to and fro... Nothing like a bit of coal-fired steam to start the year!
  30. What is one hundred in Welsh? How do you say...

    What is one hundred in Welsh?

    How do you say 12 months in Estonian?

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    They shall reap, what they sow... Quick exit...

    They shall reap, what they sow...

    Quick exit...
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    Sticky: Fred Dibnah on 't YouTube (again). Quite the most...

    Fred Dibnah on 't YouTube (again). Quite the most fascinating man. Truly bonkers, truly fascinating.

    Quick exit...
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    Sticky: Xmas and Chanukah silence broken over Mary's...

    Xmas and Chanukah silence broken over Mary's Little Lamb. Sweet thing didn't stand a chance. Had to have a little Gammon too, to remind me of the recent election. Just one glass of bubbles the whole...
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    As long as you present the documentation you...

    As long as you present the documentation you them, it takes a couple of days.

    Company incorporation Certificate
    VAT Certificate
    Proof of ID (Photo page of Passport)
    Proof of Permission to Work...
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    Oh no, it isn't...

    Oh no, it isn't...
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    What JtB says. I would seriously consider the two...

    What JtB says. I would seriously consider the two options, above.
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    I am not able to disclose this, for obvious...

    I am not able to disclose this, for obvious reasons. I wouldn't disclose it on a public forum. The reason why a card is issued with all the details is because it allows unsupervised, unrestricted...
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    Must have been the Russians...:hug:

    Must have been the Russians...:hug:
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    I thought that you were retired? I didn't think...

    I thought that you were retired? I didn't think that you would still have one, even if one was issued to you.

    It's the modern way...
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    Her old man paid a few bob to escape a trial for...

    Her old man paid a few bob to escape a trial for Bribery - £60m

    F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone to pay GBP60m to end German bribery trial | Sport | The Guardian

    Makes you wonder how far apples fall...
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    I have a card which shows my SC and NPPV3 Status,...

    I have a card which shows my SC and NPPV3 Status, who holds it, who issued it, validity period and a photo.
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    Sticky: Stinky-Winky! Quick exit...

    Stinky-Winky!

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    Sticky: Happy "Spitfire" Birthday to the Old Man!

    Happy "Spitfire" Birthday to the Old Man!
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    £0 Hargreaves Landsdown DIY

    £0

    Hargreaves Landsdown

    DIY
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    Sticky: This is my Bean-of-Choice over the past 12...

    This is my Bean-of-Choice over the past 12 months.

    Buy Online BRAZIL COFFEE | Beans & Ground Coffee | Redber.co.uk — Redber Coffee

    Ex-SAP Consultant, turned Coffee-Roaster.
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    If you have only been using this Umbrella, since...

    If you have only been using this Umbrella, since May, what is their name? There are well regarded Umbrellas, and there are those who hold themselves as bona-fide Umbrellas, but who are more dodgy...
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    Sticky: Green Gripfill [emoji6]

    Green Gripfill [emoji6]
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    Sticky: Silicone sealant. Buy a tube of clear sealant...

    Silicone sealant. Buy a tube of clear sealant (not caulk) and gun. Buy some workshop cleaning wipes, and sealant profiles. Meticulously clean sink with meths. Meticulously clean cut out. Make sure...
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    Sticky: Uber.... It's what I use when I'm there, and all...

    Uber.... It's what I use when I'm there, and all the drivers I've had speak (rudimentary) English. Most have been Russian [emoji2962]
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    Has Tarbie ever worked there? Quick exit...

    Has Tarbie ever worked there?

    Quick exit...
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