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    So I'm guessing he didn't have Access anymore...

    So I'm guessing he didn't have Access anymore either?
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    If find that if you use PCP you don't really...

    If find that if you use PCP you don't really care. You can just run wherever you need to go and you don't even care.
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    I just checked my suggestions. Got a fair number...

    I just checked my suggestions. Got a fair number from people at ClientCo. I've been here a month and not posted anything about it online, not mentioned the client name, not added anyone, hardly...
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    Or that it's so rude as to talk with its mouth...

    Or that it's so rude as to talk with its mouth full.
  5. The basic argument is whether the government...

    The basic argument is whether the government should be topping up the wages of low paid workers so that companies don't have to and can make larger profits.

    Surely the only fair way to fund higher...
  6. Thread: Laser Eyes

    by Ticktock
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    Yes, I had some lasers put in. I find it easier...

    Yes, I had some lasers put in. I find it easier to reheat frozen food by staring at it than using a microwave.

    I'm thinking of getting some adamantium claws next to save on knives.
  7. More like "get away from my pig, she's mine I...

    More like "get away from my pig, she's mine I tell ya".
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    Ah, I was going to suggest North by Northwest. ...

    Ah, I was going to suggest North by Northwest.



    I love gherkins too, especially good dill pickles. Much prefer them to pickled onions.
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    Get some culture will you? A Gibson is what...

    Get some culture will you? A Gibson is what sophisticated, civilised gents like wot I is enjoy.

    It's a drink originally produced to be an improvement on the Dry Martini. A cocktail onion...
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    A Gibson. OK, onion may not be the main point,...

    A Gibson.

    OK, onion may not be the main point, and it's debateable if it's a snack, but sod you all.
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    Are you sure we can achieve those things? Maybe...

    Are you sure we can achieve those things? Maybe if we all just try really hard.
    I'll work on war. DA, can you try to cause some poverty please? If you do so by burning piles of cash it might...
  12. Thread: Avast

    by Ticktock
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    Thanks woohoo. I've done all of that and now...

    Thanks woohoo. I've done all of that and now it's working again. I think there was some chutney stuck on the spoon, bunging up the works
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    Pissing in the soup only gets you marked down to...

    Pissing in the soup only gets you marked down to a three? I might have to start using the website more and make sure I stick to fours or fives - I guess that means the worst you'll get is a little...
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    Avast

    I know I've missed TLAP Day.

    Is anyone else having trouble with the forum app on Android? I've been using it a lot recently with no trouble, but just went to open it and it had logged me out. No...
  15. Childish? Us? They started it, so shut it,...

    Childish? Us? They started it, so shut it, poopy-pants.
  16. I don't think they'd accept applications from...

    I don't think they'd accept applications from riff-raff, sorry.
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    They've told you that they've been stringing...

    They've told you that they've been stringing along someone from Luton?
  18. I always admire proper preparation! Marker pens...

    I always admire proper preparation! Marker pens are easy to find just lying around, pigs heads are harder to come by (pardon the pun).
  19. Is this the bit where I'm meant to say "Ask your...

    Is this the bit where I'm meant to say "Ask your mum", or does that come later (like your mum)?
  20. To be honest, I don't get the big deal. Yes, at...

    To be honest, I don't get the big deal. Yes, at first glance it seems shocking, but come on... It just sounds like the sort of childish, drunken stuff a lot of people get up to, like flashing,...
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    What gets me is the naiveté of one country after...

    What gets me is the naiveté of one country after another saying "Looking at that nasty country shutting it's borders. We're going to welcome migrants with open arms" followed shortly afterwards by...
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    They may get the offer and the opportunity, but...

    They may get the offer and the opportunity, but come on, how many really want to take up that offer anymore?
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    Yeah, this lot think they can walk on water

    Yeah, this lot think they can walk on water
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    I may be mistaken, but I believe they only give...

    I may be mistaken, but I believe they only give one free review now. Still, better than nothing, and as you say, you'll need the insurance anyway.
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    "Dat's well gross, slippin' it to that, innit...

    "Dat's well gross, slippin' it to that, innit blood?"
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    I spend so much more time on CUK when I'm in...

    I spend so much more time on CUK when I'm in contract, to fill up my day. When I'm out of contract I'm rarely on here at all as I have better things to do!
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    Have you tried actually, you know, discussing...

    Have you tried actually, you know, discussing with her?

    It may very well turn out that she was planning to do some work in her own time one evening / weekend and it's easier for her to access her...
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    Poll: FTFY.

    FTFY.
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    That explains it. They need to be MDF to resist...

    That explains it. They need to be MDF to resist the desert heat and avoid attracting worms.
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    Poll: Have you been reading MF's threads? He wasn't...

    Have you been reading MF's threads? He wasn't made CEO you know.
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    In 1940s America, females were broads. In 2010s...

    In 1940s America, females were broads.
    In 2010s America, females are wides.
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    Width refers to how wide something is. Breadth...

    Width refers to how wide something is.
    Breadth refers to how broad it is.

    HTH.
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    Yet you still have more than most. Not good...

    Yet you still have more than most. Not good enough.
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    I thought your objection would be more to do with...

    I thought your objection would be more to do with actually having to do the stealing yourself, instead of just skimming 20% off the top from your thieves, like Fagin.
  35. As well as speeds check data limits. Fibre can...

    As well as speeds check data limits. Fibre can be more generous (unless you already have truly unlimited).
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    Why are you including the clean-up and...

    Why are you including the clean-up and post-coital battery changing time in that?
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    Not to forget that all of these Centre-Left...

    Not to forget that all of these Centre-Left Social Democrats managed to magically create great natural resources, whether geo-thermal energy, oil deposits, lumber, etc. That's what happens - you...
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    Is this some BDSM thing, pouring melted candles...

    Is this some BDSM thing, pouring melted candles on naked bums? :moon:
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    Inspired by the purges carried out by his...

    Inspired by the purges carried out by his political heroes.
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    Is this offer to replace a burnt-out predecessor...

    Is this offer to replace a burnt-out predecessor who's no longer up to snuff and spends his time alternating between rearranging his pens into neat rows on his desk and slamming staff up against a...
  41. Pick one. You're always very good at...

    Pick one.

    You're always very good at definitively stating what other people think or feel without having any way to actually know these details. Of course, you also always seem to directly know...
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    Yes, of course. That's why you can have been...

    Yes, of course.

    That's why you can have been meetings to discuss drug policy, assisted suicide, gay marriage (in the past), repealing the ban on fox hunting, etc.

    This isn't Putin's Russia. ...
  43. "Will you include the sofas in the price?"

    "Will you include the sofas in the price?"
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    Agreed. Also, this slavish rhetoric of "I...

    Agreed.

    Also, this slavish rhetoric of "I don't care if Labour would make things much worse, the Tories promised they wouldn't do this so I want to punish them" is just stupid.

    It's like...
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    Or we get lower standards. Anyway, my type of...

    Or we get lower standards.

    Anyway, my type of work wasn't listed, but the closest I could find would be a 0.8% chance, so I guess I should be upping my rate.
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    You're correct. The mentally and intellectually...

    You're correct. The mentally and intellectually challenged will probably find him very appealing.


    Nice sig, BTW.
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    So, is nobody else going to mention the slight...

    So, is nobody else going to mention the slight change in tack from Germany, from "We're open to all the Syrians you can send us" and "Why are you other countries trying to control your borders?" to...
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    Ah no, Ted.

    Ah no, Ted.
  49. Agents may look over your CV for obvious...

    Agents may look over your CV for obvious mistakes, so make sure you spell check it.

    That's my recommandation anyway.
  50. He's still preparing. For a posh wank.

    He's still preparing.

    For a posh wank.
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