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  1. Sticky: Agree; when it comes to bennies, he leaves no...

    Agree; when it comes to bennies, he leaves no stone unturned.
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    TBF, I think it’s the latter with Dave C,...

    TBF, I think it’s the latter with Dave C, although priorities etc.
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    Agree with that. I think the “go immediately to...

    Agree with that. I think the “go immediately to your doctor” level for diastolic is 120 IIRC, but 100 is very high. That said, self-measurements can be significantly wrong. Also not medically...
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    Yup, glad they caught it!

    Yup, glad they caught it!
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    More often than not, nlady's doctor is between...

    More often than not, nlady's doctor is between her legs.
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    That's between nlady and her doctor.

    That's between nlady and her doctor.
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    To nlady's.

    To nlady's.
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    Not if the clock is on a MiG-35 travelling...

    Not if the clock is on a MiG-35 travelling between time zones.
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    IR35 Shuttle Bus who?

    IR35 Shuttle Bus who?
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    Who's there?

    Who's there?
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    D&C is important, but not necessarily decisive....

    D&C is important, but not necessarily decisive. If the OP were allowed to substitute the IR35 Shuttle Bus for the IR35 Tram, for example, that would help.
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    He decided that IR35 is more complicated than the...

    He decided that IR35 is more complicated than the usage of shuttle buses.
  13. Weeeeeee! Long live the Brexit subforum! :D

    Weeeeeee!

    Long live the Brexit subforum!

    :D
  14. What fraction of your posts find their way...

    What fraction of your posts find their way outside the cretin subforum?

    Perhaps a good indication of who's "nervous" and "desperate".

    :D
  15. Boo hoo. :D

    Boo hoo. :D
  16. You lost. Get over it, you big cry baby :D

    You lost. Get over it, you big cry baby :D
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    To the moon! (fingers crossed)

    To the moon! (fingers crossed)
  18. I think IRS have probably sent you down the same...

    I think IRS have probably sent you down the same garden path as HMRC, TBH.

    I'm afraid national tax/revenue agencies are pretty much universally crap. :D

    You will be performing services wholly...
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    How many times have you been banned for racism? ...

    How many times have you been banned for racism?

    Cretin.
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    Ruh roh.

    Ruh roh.
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    They're remunerating PC? :eek:

    They're remunerating PC? :eek:
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    This Brexit is great.

    This Brexit is great.
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    I'm voting for the Prince of Whales. He's good at...

    I'm voting for the Prince of Whales. He's good at souffles.

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  24. Thread: ET/EAT

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    There's going to be a lot of that...

    There's going to be a lot of that...
  25. Thread: ET/EAT

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    :rollin: Now you've done it.

    :rollin:

    Now you've done it.
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    He's harmless enough. But he doesn't half go...

    He's harmless enough.

    But he doesn't half go on.

    Ask him about his ET/EAT. (Don't) :D
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    :laugh

    :laugh
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    Nah, it’s IANTO from another place. Definitely...

    Nah, it’s IANTO from another place. Definitely not a gricer sockie.
  29. They are responsible for their own compliance and...

    They are responsible for their own compliance and your role in that (they may ask you to complete a W8-BEN, for example). The contract and how you pay tax are two different things. Equally, on your...
  30. I think you can basically plug that into any...

    I think you can basically plug that into any online tax calculator for PAYE + EeNI (most show ErNI too as an FYI, but you won't pay that). The US company won't pay anything - there's no ErNI. They...
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    Or hundreds, because he ate the thousands.

    Or hundreds, because he ate the thousands.
  32. No deal has about the same chance it always had,...

    No deal has about the same chance it always had, non-trivial, but not odds-on. It would happen either after a no-deal GE or via the EU giving up, neither of which are the most likely outcomes.
    ...
  33. Nice pitch, but it isn't a "small added...

    Nice pitch, but it isn't a "small added responsibility". It's actually a significant responsibility that ultimately rests with the company director(s), including when accountants are incompetent....
  34. :rollin: Another fantastically complicated...

    :rollin:

    Another fantastically complicated Oliver Letwin plan ends in tears and gnashing of teeth.

    I'm sure you're still "furiously relaxed", BlasterBator.

    :D
  35. If you don't feel the exposure is too great, sole...

    If you don't feel the exposure is too great, sole trading is probably the way to go. It's much simpler.

    In terms of a PAYE direct scheme, it basically applies when you have an overseas employer...
  36. The rules for determining whether IR35 applies...

    The rules for determining whether IR35 applies will change, probably to align with those currently operating in the public sector (broadly speaking). In other words, the client will be responsible...
  37. Go Eirikur! ...

    Go Eirikur!


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  38. I'm worried about you. There's lots of jolly...

    I'm worried about you. There's lots of jolly banter, but it is meant to be a bit of fun, and if you're not up to it, you can let us know and we can modify our behaviour. Just say.
  39. I admire the furious struggle to project a...

    I admire the furious struggle to project a relaxed facade.

    Like a Swan.

    :D
  40. Remoaner hug-in! Awww.

    Remoaner hug-in!

    Awww.
  41. Barmy seems sad.

    Barmy seems sad.
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8ujwxMW4AotJ7m.jpg
  43. They need a plan to stop a big scary "no deal". ...

    They need a plan to stop a big scary "no deal".

    Also, it needs to be very, very complicated.

    Remainers work best with "complicated".

    It allows them to befuddle themselves and blame...
  44. When Remainers have a plan, break out the...

    When Remainers have a plan, break out the popcorn, because a cluster-chuk is never far away. :D

    All you need now is Oliver Letwin. He'll come up with a strategy so convoluted that it's bound to...
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    Look out your window. You can see him everywhere.

    Look out your window. You can see him everywhere.
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    This is Wales.

    This is Wales.
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    Also, was it felled by the lady from the...

    Also, was it felled by the lady from the Jobcentre Plus in Port Talbot?
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    If a tree falls in a forest and hits PC on the...

    If a tree falls in a forest and hits PC on the head, does it make a sound?
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    Indeed, because macroeconomic forecasting is the...

    Indeed, because macroeconomic forecasting is the domain of tremendous cretins and self-declared "clever meanies". :D
  50. Dunno, let's grab their attention and ask 'em. ...

    Dunno, let's grab their attention and ask 'em.

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