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    Only when there's a full moon...

    Only when there's a full moon...
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    This is why I only have dark clothes.

    This is why I only have dark clothes.
  3. I've never pooed in the shower in my own home,...

    I've never pooed in the shower in my own home, let alone at work.

    People are filthy.
  4. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: No, this is a fine Bristol Bristol Cars –...

    No, this is a fine Bristol

    Bristol Cars – Bullet
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    Sticky: This very morning I received an automated phone...

    This very morning I received an automated phone call from OfCom Technical Department telling me that my internet was going to be cut off in 24 hours due to illegal hacking.

    I didn't stay on the...
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    Sticky: I'm reasonably sure my uncle reupholstered a sofa...

    I'm reasonably sure my uncle reupholstered a sofa for Kenilworth. Many years ago.
  7. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: A few options: BSB The Waterside Canon's Rd,...

    A few options:

    BSB The Waterside
    Canon's Rd, Bristol BS1 5UH
    0117 316 9911
    Google Maps

    Aluna
    4 Broad Quay, Bristol BS1 4DA
    0117 927 6829
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    I used to do postal surveys for Royal Mail which...

    I used to do postal surveys for Royal Mail which essentially involved sending and receiving letters and parcels to track service levels. You got paid in stamps and occasionally first edition sets. I...
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    Those toilets don't unblock themselves

    Those toilets don't unblock themselves
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    Does it count that I once had complaints about...

    Does it count that I once had complaints about fireworks, on fireworks night, being "a bit loud"?
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    Any port in a storm

    Any port in a storm
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    Sticky: Had a lovely selection of cocktails and Polish...

    Had a lovely selection of cocktails and Polish foodstuffs for dinner.

    Now in lyan-ess, now part of Sea Containers what was the Mondrian on the south bank, imbibing yet more alcoholic beverages
    ...
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    Sticky: All ok?

    All ok?
  14. An acquired taste...

    An acquired taste...
  15. Thread: ContractorUK

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    We are all alone...

    We are all alone...
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    Sticky: Clocked off and off to the Baltic for a few...

    Clocked off and off to the Baltic for a few drinkies.
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    I actually have a small smokeless one: ...

    I actually have a small smokeless one:

    LotusGrill UK

    Works really well for what I need. It's absolutely no replacement for a proper one but for 1 or 2 people in a small space, it's great.
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    Private land / roads is where all the cool kids...

    Private land / roads is where all the cool kids learn to drive.
  19. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: Fanks - hard to remember the codes on the app

    Fanks - hard to remember the codes on the app
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    He comes from Dundee, originally. Not sure if...

    He comes from Dundee, originally.

    Not sure if that's any better...
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    Sticky: Cunning way to blag yourself some free veg...

    Cunning way to blag yourself some free veg...
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    Such a shame his daughter thought the photos were...

    Such a shame his daughter thought the photos were a load of rubbish. I guess I didn't have to put up with him coming home roaring drunk every day.
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    Sticky: Ooh, yes, it's lunch time!

    Ooh, yes, it's lunch time!
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    Sticky: I would burn the socks that don't match. Remove...

    I would burn the socks that don't match. Remove the source of the problem.
  25. Although there was interesting comment along the...

    Although there was interesting comment along the lines of "if a person is gluten-free and the veggie option isn't viable then they have a decision to make". Seemed a bit ominous.

    Essentially...
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    As long as the great British BBQ is not affected,...

    As long as the great British BBQ is not affected, I'm not particularly fussed.
  27. I agree with this. The BA at ClientCo for the...

    I agree with this. The BA at ClientCo for the project I am on was excellent and my role as PO was made a lot easier through her work.

    Sadly internal politics put the project on hold after...
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    My uncle's band gigged extensively in Germany in...

    My uncle's band gigged extensively in Germany in the 1960's, and other parts of Europe. Had a rather long residency in The Star Club, Hamburg, backing Jerry Lee Lewis. They were hardly rich, although...
  29. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: :cry:

    :cry:
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    Hasn't figured out how to take the handbrake off

    Hasn't figured out how to take the handbrake off
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    Poll: Silver lining to every cloud :D

    Silver lining to every cloud :D
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    Sticky: You got the whole bed in the WM? That's...

    You got the whole bed in the WM? That's impressive.
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    This.

    This.
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    If you're allowed to plug in a USB mouse, it...

    If you're allowed to plug in a USB mouse, it should be fine
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    That's why you get the USB mouse jiggler. It's...

    That's why you get the USB mouse jiggler. It's doesn't install anything.
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    As mentioned in the other threads, there are...

    As mentioned in the other threads, there are minimum wage considerations too. Depends on the agency etc. All covered in the discussions NLUK refers to
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    Congrats! My parents just recently had their...

    Congrats!

    My parents just recently had their 50th and I think my brother is getting close to 30 years with his missus.
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    Sticky: :wave: WFH today. Haven't properly looked out...

    :wave:

    WFH today. Haven't properly looked out the window yet. I get the impression it's overcast but also quite bright out.

    Second cup of coffee finished.
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    Not a nice thing to say about SimonMac

    Not a nice thing to say about SimonMac
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    Current client is planning to change to £10m...

    Current client is planning to change to £10m professional indemnity for each and every claim. A quote for £5m comes in at £1200. Getting £10m will require a specialist broker, I suspect.
  41. I could probably figure it out if you can cover...

    I could probably figure it out if you can cover for me for a few weeks :D
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    Sticky: Luncheon was a jacket potato with cheese and...

    Luncheon was a jacket potato with cheese and beans from the canteen.

    Dinner was more of that bloody cassoulet. With a feta, pecan and beetroot salad.

    HWMBO also cooked up the short ribs that...
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    :banana::banana2:

    :banana::banana2:
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    None. Zero. Nada. Makes me perfectly qualified...

    None. Zero. Nada.

    Makes me perfectly qualified to comment
  45. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: :banana:

    :banana:
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    Fly in and get a taxi from the airport.

    Fly in and get a taxi from the airport.
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    If you get the right roll you ought to be really...

    If you get the right roll you ought to be really bringing home the bacon
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    Sticky: But breezy out but there's blue inbetwixt the...

    But breezy out but there's blue inbetwixt the clouds. Quite warm and bright when the sun peeks through the gaps.

    Decided to leave the office early. Waiting for the bus, someone passing said "good...
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    Had a mouse jiggler for years. Bought when I was...

    Had a mouse jiggler for years. Bought when I was working at Barclays :D
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    Zombie president FTW!

    Zombie president FTW!
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