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    http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/p...

    http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-20-02-21/picdump-20-02-21-116.jpg
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    For WTFH

    http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-20-02-21/picdump-20-02-21-018.jpg
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    WTFH told me onion is the only food that makes...

    WTFH told me onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
  4. Don't you push it down with loo roll? ...

    Don't you push it down with loo roll?



    :rolleyes:
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    If your cat is on you lap and gets agitated, it...

    If your cat is on you lap and gets agitated, it probably wants to be put down....
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Sticky: So do my ex-wives. Well it could be alot of...

    So do my ex-wives. Well it could be alot of moaning, I rarely listen.
  8. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: Car to turn up and the next meet up and fight...

    Car to turn up and the next meet up and fight about it? I will nominate my second as I don't do fisticuffs.....
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    Get an au pair. She can then also undertake any...

    Get an au pair. She can then also undertake any other "duties" the wife is not up to.
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    I thought you were a goth? :confused:

    I thought you were a goth? :confused:
  11. A trader I worked with went to university with...

    A trader I worked with went to university with Will Carling. At one party, he dumped into an umbrella. At another, he dumped on a place then put it among the buffet.
  12. Do you ever quit whining?

    Do you ever quit whining?
  13. Read the article. It then blocks the drains....

    Read the article. It then blocks the drains....
  14. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: The only one I would not attend is one where you...

    The only one I would not attend is one where you would turn up. I could not stand the whining. I would rather hear WTFH singing.
  15. Have you ever pooed in the shower at work?

    Study says 1 in 30 poo in the shower – but can it damage the drain? | Metro News

    And who thought of that as a question to ask? Dear God there are some filthy people out there.
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    Sticky: Oxford alumni threaten to withhold donations to...

    Oxford alumni threaten to withhold donations to college amid row over fossil fuels | The Independent

    Professor Andrew Parker, principal bursar of the college, told students demanding divestment...
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    Sticky: Rubbish mixtape: fan reunited with cassette 25...

    Rubbish mixtape: fan reunited with cassette 25 years after losing it | Environment | The Guardian
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    Sticky: Woman born in Cambridgeshire pub returns for...

    Woman born in Cambridgeshire pub returns for first pint - BBC News

    A teenager has travelled 4,678 miles (7,527km) to have her first legal drink in the British pub where she was unexpectedly born...
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    37567

    37567
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    Sticky: :yay: "So pics of the beast in action to...

    :yay:

    "So pics of the beast in action to follow once my back is up to it" - have I missed some posts? You have a bad back? :confused:
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    Sticky: I think you just did. Signing into CUK does it...

    I think you just did. Signing into CUK does it for me....
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    Sticky: And free guinea fowl food....

    And free guinea fowl food....
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    Sticky: I kept them - then found the other unmatched set....

    I kept them - then found the other unmatched set.

    If not, burning was an oprtion. Though nuking them was a possibility.
  24. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: What is the difference betyween inlaws and...

    What is the difference betyween inlaws and putlaws? outlaws are wanted.



    Hopefully someone who knows the are will be along at some point to say what the best option is.
  25. Why do you say that?

    Why do you say that?
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    I'd like to see you banned from singing for a...

    I'd like to see you banned from singing for a while.
  27. Do you have proof of this?

    Do you have proof of this?
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    Sticky: I hope you are going to tell us what ypou have...

    I hope you are going to tell us what ypou have for lunch. You don't want to get expelled from tpd.....
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    Sticky: The reason I have been quiet last few weeks is...

    The reason I have been quiet last few weeks is depression. I found myself wearing odd socks. They were slightly different shades of red.

    I am still recovering now. Does anyone know a shrink who...
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    Sticky: :throw:

    :throw:
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    Indeed. I asked him on the course how he was. "My...

    Indeed. I asked him on the course how he was. "My body is complaining. I am going to batter it into submission"....

    Still, could be worse. He could have done Krav Maga....
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    If only CUK had a resident expert mechanic to...

    If only CUK had a resident expert mechanic to advise.....

    :rolleyes:
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    I thought they were all like BR14 and super happy?

    I thought they were all like BR14 and super happy?
  34. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: FTFY

    FTFY
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    You can't remember what you were doing 10 minutes...

    You can't remember what you were doing 10 minutes ago....
  36. Deleted due to stupid responses. I have nothing...

    Deleted due to stupid responses. I have nothing more to say on this thread.
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    Well?

    Well?
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    Sticky: I could not agree with you more. LM - take that...

    I could not agree with you more. LM - take that comment back! You should know by now it is BR14's job to be idiotic and pedantic while you do decent posts. Please stick to the decent posts in future....
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    Can I still get wood?

    Wood burners: Most polluting fuels to be banned in the home - BBC News
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    :cry1: Still you can't blame me for trying....

    :cry1:

    Still you can't blame me for trying....
  41. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: So does anyone know anything about Bristol? In...

    So does anyone know anything about Bristol? In terms of a good place to book a table?
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    The number of women you married before deciding...

    The number of women you married before deciding to come out?
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    :yay:

    :yay:
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    I hope you are not applying. I thought you are...

    I hope you are not applying. I thought you are Suity were a lovely couple.
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    But you are extremely slow.....

    But you are extremely slow.....
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    They wanted to twin with Swindon. Even they would...

    They wanted to twin with Swindon. Even they would not have it...
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    So some other bloke gets to suffer. I suppose...

    So some other bloke gets to suffer. I suppose HWMBO sounds like a good bloke so nice it wont be him who is miserable.
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    So less global warming. What is not to like? ...

    So less global warming. What is not to like?

    Globalization is over. Localization is the future.
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    I might just get one to see if USB ports are...

    I might just get one to see if USB ports are enabled. Somehow I doubt it.
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    Genesis were big in Italy.

    Genesis were big in Italy.
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