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    Sticky: Gone to the great gig in the sky.

    Gone to the great gig in the sky.
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    Sticky: Years ago, I had a dentist tried that with me....

    Years ago, I had a dentist tried that with me. She put her knees on my shoulders to get leverage to remove a wisdom tooth...
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    Sticky: Thanks for the compliment. I shall continue being...

    Thanks for the compliment. I shall continue being excellent.
  4. It’s been at least a week since you last posted...

    It’s been at least a week since you last posted about Germany being in recession - the ones you’ve been posting regularly for a few years.
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    Sticky: Sorry, I didn’t get the report through on my...

    Sorry, I didn’t get the report through on my phone until I was at the dentist - reported posts come through as emails, so if we don’t check our emails sometimes we don’t see reports for a while.
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    Sticky: 3 hygienist appointments and one replacement...

    3 hygienist appointments and one replacement filling.
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    My dad would never tell me what a solar eclipse...

    My dad would never tell me what a solar eclipse was. Every time I asked him, he replied “No son”
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    Sticky: Dentist: This is your first time with us. When...

    Dentist: This is your first time with us. When did you last visit a dentist?
    Me: I’m not sure if it was before I got married, or before we moved to this area.
    D: When did you get married?
    Me: 7...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Dog walked. Phone call to...

    Morning all :wave:
    Dog walked.
    Phone call to new manager asking him to chase the paperwork.

    ...and now off to the dentist.
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    Can I just check: you say your travel expenses...

    Can I just check: you say your travel expenses are very high and have reduced any profits. Are your travel expenses more than the money left in your company, after allowing for NIC, etc?
    e.g. Your...
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    £40 a month is not high, it’s about normal for...

    £40 a month is not high, it’s about normal for broadband with a phone line. Have you checked moneysavingexpert.com for what’s available in your area.

    I was paying £37 a month for 72Mb broadband...
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    I see Ling's Cars has expanded their website...

    I see Ling's Cars has expanded their website design to other businesses:
    https://www.brexitparty2019.co.uk/candidates.php

    But a question for the Farage fan club: why are they claiming on their...
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    https://www.brexitparty2019.co.uk/candidates.php

    https://www.brexitparty2019.co.uk/candidates.php
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    Is this the same house you were trying to do up...

    Is this the same house you were trying to do up via your company?

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/127304-reduced-rate-vat-renovation-via-ltd.html

    Have you given up on suing...
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    Sticky: Dog walked. First set of clearance forms filled...

    Dog walked.
    First set of clearance forms filled out.

    Now to check on the guineas & chickens.
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    How many icebergs did it hit in 1911? I didn’t...

    How many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
    I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.
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    Has Farage said yet if any of his party will be...

    Has Farage said yet if any of his party will be standing in parts of the UK not referred to as “England”?
    The Tories don’t have any seats in NI.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: clear blue skies out. Busy day...

    Morning all :wave: clear blue skies out. Busy day coming up :(
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Blue skies and sunshine...

    Morning all :wave:

    Blue skies and sunshine here. Pleasant walk earlier, now trying to decide if I go back to making cheese boards with some old oak shelves, or think of something else to pass the...
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    Sticky: Oi! 1: You’ve never heard me sing 2: Oliver...

    Oi!
    1: You’ve never heard me sing
    2: Oliver Reed used to drink in a couple of my locals
    3: Unlike Oliver, I have (not yet) been barred from a local for climbing up the outside chimney claiming to...
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    Sticky: I know the feeling.

    I know the feeling.
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    Sticky: Apart from the passive-aggressive posts on FB,...

    Apart from the passive-aggressive posts on FB, etc about how if you don’t share certain things then you don’t support the remembrance of fallen soldiers.

    It’s very sad that the country is so...
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    Sticky: Afternoon all :wave: Clear blue skies and sunny...

    Afternoon all :wave: Clear blue skies and sunny here. The Wife (tm) has asked me 3 times if I’m going for a long walk to a pub this afternoon. I said no the first two, but I’ve now realised she wants...
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    Sticky: Waitrose wine delivery has arrived. A few...

    Waitrose wine delivery has arrived.

    A few phone calls from agent and client and they are working on a solution (someone in HR got involved and wants to delay the start so she gets her annual bonus...
  25. Thread: Word associations

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    Bushmills.

    Bushmills.
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    Sticky: Paperwork hasn’t arrived yet for new job....

    Paperwork hasn’t arrived yet for new job.
    Multiple phone calls going on though.

    On the flip side, I’ve now had 3 agents (who I know) contact me about another role, which was initially “3 months...
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    You mean like Boris did before he became PM? ...

    You mean like Boris did before he became PM?

    No. I mean across all parties with elected MPs in the House of Commons, the idea being to come up with the best solution that satisfies the brevity of...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Frost on the ground, I’m...

    Morning all :wave:
    Frost on the ground, I’m expecting a chilly dog walk shortly.
    Also expecting a Christmas wine delivery
    And a contract (still due to start on Monday)
    And a call from the guy who...
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    OK, so I’m trying to understand the convoluted...

    OK, so I’m trying to understand the convoluted story. Tell me which bits are wrong:
    1. You’ve been offered some work for a company
    2. You (or they) have come up with a plan to temporarily give you...
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    Poll: Don't forget EU citizens, who generate around £15...

    Don't forget EU citizens, who generate around £15 billion for the economy - even though the alternative facts in the far right media would have you believe that they all live on benefits which they...
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    Of course, he was more interested in twisting...

    Of course, he was more interested in twisting away from the simple point that it was cross party, and so the negotiations should have been cross party.
    Instead, he'd prefer to stick to his usual...
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    Why don't Tom & Dick sell the relevant number of...

    Why don't Tom & Dick sell the relevant number of shares to Harry?
    Harry buys 15 off Tom and 5 off Dick.

    Share transfers from one person to another
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    Wasn't it bleeding' obvious?

    Wasn't it bleeding' obvious?
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    You say it's not fit for purpose, but that's only...

    You say it's not fit for purpose, but that's only because it has been bypassed twice in the last 3 years, and never actually used.



    You're incorrect in so many ways, the referendum to leave the...
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    Poll: And the current lot - what are they offering?...

    And the current lot - what are they offering? Their message (which seems to be very successful based on a few posters on here) is: don't vote Labour, so you must vote for us.
    I am NOT advocating...
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    Sticky: Well, normally he's the one to dive in at the...

    Well, normally he's the one to dive in at the last minute to get a millenni...ommm
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Clear blue skies and sunshine...

    Morning all :wave: Clear blue skies and sunshine while walking the dog.
    Apologetic text from the agent for the paperwork not arriving yet.

    And O2 are accepting and denying that they have a...
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    Who’ll win best moderator?

    Who’ll win best moderator?
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    Next you’ll be arguing that parliament can’t...

    Next you’ll be arguing that parliament can’t overrule laws to suit political end and that the Fixed Term Parliament Act should be observed.
    Or that non-political referendums should be negotiated...
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    Sticky: TFBSZ

    TFBSZ
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    Sticky: BP isn’t online, must be getting divorced.

    BP isn’t online, must be getting divorced.
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    Sticky: Oh, I just noticed

    Oh, I just noticed
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    Sticky: Yeah, I read about that one. Something to do with...

    Yeah, I read about that one. Something to do with someone refusing to take her liquids out of her bag going through security at LHR.
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    Sticky: Do they still have Brockmans Gin in there? And...

    Do they still have Brockmans Gin in there?

    And is it heaving as ever?
  45. Thread: Invoicing the US

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    Are you billing in Sterling or USD? Is their...

    Are you billing in Sterling or USD?

    Is their issue the currency or is it how you have asked for payment?

    Could you use PayPal?
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    Sticky: Guineas and chickens put away for the evening....

    Guineas and chickens put away for the evening. Tayla is getting a bit too confident for my liking, whereas Jamie is very predictable and will head in when called.

    In other news, the main garden...
  47. Your company pays for it. If it's something you...

    Your company pays for it. If it's something you can use on other clients then great. If you get the client to pay for it, then what's the difference between you and their permies?
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    And given that Companies House say they've only...

    And given that Companies House say they've only existed since 2013 (under different guises) it's fair to say there's something dodgy about them
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    I don't believe so. His family all have, and...

    I don't believe so. His family all have, and perhaps in the days of Mosley, he would have fought for the Germans, but now he's just a sleeper agent.
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    Sticky: Just to clarify: Nick denies anything to do with...

    Just to clarify: Nick denies anything to do with the outage.

    And if you didn't notice it, it's still not Nick's fault.

    Now that we've got that cleared up, back to normal drivel...
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