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    Ah, I see you read Sara Tor's column.

    Ah, I see you read Sara Tor's column.
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    So stop talking about the bint.

    So stop talking about the bint.
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    Overall, before every crash, there's a peak....

    Overall, before every crash, there's a peak. Things are going up, so a crash will happen. Eventually. Maybe...
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    Doh! "Unless you wish to pay the tax therefore...

    Doh! "Unless you wish to pay the tax therefore this is not an option.".... :o
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    Philistine. If you haven't got loads of...

    Philistine.



    If you haven't got loads of female friends then you're just not fulfilling the stereotype.
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    To be fair, at client site there's a fair mix,...

    To be fair, at client site there's a fair mix, and we get on pretty well. The oldsters are techies and so called "architects". The youngsters are all data scientists. But no hipsters, thankfully.
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    Rubbish. You must immediately create a hit...

    Rubbish. You must immediately create a hit musical based on your life.
    Then you haven't been paying attention.

    Rules 1,3,5,7.
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    Unless I've misunderstood, I think perhaps some...

    Unless I've misunderstood, I think perhaps some professional advice is in order.
  9. KUATB...

    KUATB
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    Well, barring a sufficiently large natural (or...

    Well, barring a sufficiently large natural (or manmade) disaster. But then the stock market will be the least of your troubles.
  11. Back in the mid 90s, it was. Happy days.

    Back in the mid 90s, it was. Happy days.
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    Yep. Less experienced people find it harder to be...

    Yep. Less experienced people find it harder to be truly inclusive.
  13. Follow your bliss | Trying my hand at...

    Follow your bliss | Trying my hand at photomanipulation. No … | Flickr

    I wonder if the Brexit party got permission?
  14. Quite. If they can't handle the Brexit subforum...

    Quite. If they can't handle the Brexit subforum (possibly by ignoring it), they are NCOTBAC.
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    https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75204560_503506720497010_7223094029238403072_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQlEw7-IWMCHW_iTXLI-4i_efHwP_KlKqL7jx_pdqBn-IfaBsTn0Mk8_BoFt2B6fsA4&_nc_ht=scontent-...
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    Switching off javascript works for some sites.

    Switching off javascript works for some sites.
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    There was a survey about this. When asked if they...

    There was a survey about this. When asked if they thought that there was foreign interference in UK elections:

    20% said "don't know"
    20% said "yes"*
    60% said "nyet"




    * These respondents...
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    I did spot the irony - just thought Whorty needed...

    I did spot the irony - just thought Whorty needed it pointing out. Did you spot I "liked" your post? Or are you too slow? :D
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    Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.

    Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.
  20. It could happen. 70% vote labour, 30% other....

    It could happen.

    70% vote labour, 30% other.
    If 60% of labour voters voted remain, and all the others voted leave, that'd give 42% remain, 58% leave. A majority of labour voted remain, but the...
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    It's all muscle. In my case. Anyway, I'm just...

    It's all muscle. In my case. Anyway, I'm just undertall. :tongue
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    96kg and 1.9m? That's not fat. I've been that...

    96kg and 1.9m? That's not fat. I've been that heavy and I'm a 1.8m shortarse... You lot are just a bunch of light-weights.
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    He must be. I don't read the Grauniad - never...

    He must be. I don't read the Grauniad - never have. Private Eye and the Times are my favoured papers.
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    I did apologise for triggering them.

    I did apologise for triggering them.
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    I've been recently chatting with these guys. 50...

    I've been recently chatting with these guys. 50 Experts | 50 Experts ... I don't need any extra income, but if something comes of it - why not? NB - they mainly work in Africa and Asia where older...
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    You can open a limited liability partnership...

    You can open a limited liability partnership where one of the partners is e.g. BCSL and another is a UK company or individual. They're supposed to list the beneficial owners, but there's little...
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    This is really quite sad. Just a little share...

    This is really quite sad.

    Just a little share for those reading all of the fake polls and news on Brexit.
    In 1984 I was a striking miner, knowing the truth about the strike and what the...
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    Each to their own. Btw, I much enjoyed...

    Each to their own.

    Btw, I much enjoyed reading "The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire", which I wouldn't have approached without your postings (I wanted to know why you were...
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    Change your accountant. You need someone who...

    Change your accountant. You need someone who understands that just saying something is a grant doesn't mean that it is a grant. Sorry, I have no recommendations.
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    Let me clarify. By "because it isn't", I mean...

    Let me clarify. By "because it isn't", I mean "because in my considered opinion, it isn't, and nothing in the past three years has done anything to dissuade me". Just as most people do when they...
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    Someone else in the same boat. Possibly....

    Someone else in the same boat. Possibly. https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/135071-help-dividends-very-worried-3.html#post2695485

    You'll have to pay interest and the tax...
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    I voted remain, and I've always accepted that the...

    I voted remain, and I've always accepted that the majority of voters voted leave. But I haven't accepted that leaving is better than remaining (because it isn't), nor that it is undemocratic to work...
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    Ten minute Othello...

    Ten minute Othello here.
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    I've adjusted my accounts occasionally within an...

    I've adjusted my accounts occasionally within an accountancy period (usually due to errors and omissions) without any queries in two different tax jurisdictions. My accountants who are generally risk...
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    https://scontent.fzrh1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50...

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    What matters is what the books show. Technically,...

    What matters is what the books show. Technically, once a transaction has been recorded, it should stay (possibly with a reversal) so there's a clear audit trail. But unless you're using blockchain,...
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    Hamlet "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"...

    Hamlet "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
    Henry VI, Part 2. The full quote is "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".

    I enjoyed most of Shakespear - rude, funny. And what...
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    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/9...

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/992/384/ded.gif
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    Also, if someone has been in a company for years,...

    Also, if someone has been in a company for years, they may well have a much higher salary than someone just coming into the position would expect. At one of my clients, they recently reorganised, and...
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    Of course he was a Jew. His famous speech: ...

    Of course he was a Jew. His famous speech:


    Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same...
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    Sticky: Pscont. 2 days. Telling someone to FO in the...

    Pscont. 2 days. Telling someone to FO in the professional forums. Even though it was NLUK.
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    Charge more.

    Charge more.
  43. I'm not quite sure why you've posted on this...

    I'm not quite sure why you've posted on this site, but I've allowed it through on the basis that we're an arsy lot with quite a lot of experience between us. There's also a fair few professionals who...
  44. :cry1::cry2::cry3:

    :cry1::cry2::cry3:
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    "Gratis"

    "Gratis"
  46. Tory project fear. Labour project fear.

    Tory project fear.

    Labour project fear.
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    And along comes someone to exemplify this:

    And along comes someone to exemplify this:
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    Invest in a ETF that tracks them then.

    Invest in a ETF that tracks them then.
  49. Require they hold their own insurance.

    Require they hold their own insurance.
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    Why not platinum or palladium?

    Why not platinum or palladium?
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