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    Sorry to hear Pogle :hug:

    Sorry to hear Pogle :hug:
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    Maybe it's this predilection for burning stuff...

    Maybe it's this predilection for burning stuff that's why so many blokes think that serving up a black acrid semi raw drumstick is acceptable BBQ. :eek:
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    The Hangfire ladies are the best. It's a great...

    The Hangfire ladies are the best. It's a great place if you can ever get a table.
  4. Grant Shapps may have to quarantine but what...

    Grant Shapps may have to quarantine but what about Michael Green? :spank:
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    :wave:

    :wave:
  6. Vanilla Isis* * pinched from twitter

    Vanilla Isis*




    * pinched from twitter
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    Happy Birthday NF! :cheers:

    Happy Birthday NF! :cheers:
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    OMG, I SEE WE ARE ABOUT TO LOOSE A PRIME...

    OMG, I SEE WE ARE ABOUT TO LOOSE A PRIME MINISTER, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

    :eek
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    Posted January 26 2020 I SEE ANOTHER VERY VERY...

    Posted January 26 2020
    I SEE ANOTHER VERY VERY FAMOUS SINGER IS ABOUT TO LEAVE US, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.
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    Limited liability Dividends without NI A legal...

    Limited liability
    Dividends without NI
    A legal entity between you and the client/agency that they will deal with so that they are not liable for any employment taxes you decide not to pay
  11. CUK top tips for permies WFH for the first time?

    As we have many seasoned contractors on this site with a wealth of experience working from home, what wisdom can we bestow on those permies issued with a shiny new laptop and skype user account for...
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    Within the last hour.... I SEE COMING A MAN...

    Within the last hour....

    I SEE COMING A MAN AND HIS 4 SONS ARE IN DANGER, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

    I SEE COMING MANY MANY MANY ANIMALS DYING ALL OVER THE WORLD, MAY GOD HAVE...
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    December 30, 2015 I SEE COMING TIME SQUARE IN...

    December 30, 2015
    I SEE COMING TIME SQUARE IN NEW YORK CITY COMPLETELY EMPTY EXCEPT FOR POLICE AND SOLDIERS TRYING TO FIND SOME KIND OF INVISIBLE THING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.
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    November 4, 2019 I AM HEARING THE Holy Spirit IS...

    November 4, 2019
    I AM HEARING THE Holy Spirit IS SAYING THAT STOCK MARKETS AROUND THE WORLD IS HEADING FOR THE WORST CHAOS S IN ITS HISTORY, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

    May 13, 2016...
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    He's posting a lot of "I told you so" stuff.

    He's posting a lot of "I told you so" stuff.
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    Hafen Hamburg ...

    Hafen Hamburg is at the St Pauli end of the Reeperbahn and next to a S/D-Bahn station. It also overlooks the Elbe and will be cheaper than Marriott or Plaza.
    Empire Riverside hotel is right next...
  17. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

    by Pondlife
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    Poll: I'll be there I should think. :banana:

    I'll be there I should think. :banana:
  18. It’s a relatively recent thing. Contractors (IT...

    It’s a relatively recent thing. Contractors (IT sys support) were not allowed to work in the same office as staff. Project guys had a separate office but general admin support guys worked from home.
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    You have to feel some sympathy for the poor...

    You have to feel some sympathy for the poor lackey who bought the unshredded cheese.
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    Have you checked whether you HAVE to use MTD...

    Have you checked whether you HAVE to use MTD software? Not everyone has been migrated yet and so some can still file online like normal
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    Happy Birthday!

    Happy Birthday!
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    Cheers all. If there's any doughnuts by the...

    Cheers all. If there's any doughnuts by the coffee machine where you work today, I definitely brought them in and so you should help yourself.
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    Happy Birthday NF! :banana::banana::banana:

    Happy Birthday NF! :banana::banana::banana:
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    I conducted company business whilst...

    <placeholder> I conducted company business whilst away from MyCo's registered address. Can I claim travel expenses for what is now a business trip?</placeholder>
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    Sticky: Numpty question but does a fund charge the same...

    Numpty question but does a fund charge the same fees regardless of platform assuming the platform has access to it?
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    Have a good one. :cheers::birthday:

    Have a good one. :cheers::birthday:
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    And in doing so bear in mind that this is about...

    And in doing so bear in mind that this is about how a future BoD might choose to prioritise issues and membership funds on.
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    To instruct the chair to vote as you instruct for...

    To instruct the chair to vote as you instruct for the AGM including, if you so wish, to vote against Special resolution 4 (changes to AoA) Linky


    To instruct the chair to vote as per your wishes...
  29. Attempting to install free Openwrt on one at the...

    Attempting to install free Openwrt on one at the mo. It'll either work or I'll have a new paperweight.
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    This? Solwise AV 500 Powerline/HomePlug...

    This?

    Solwise AV 500 Powerline/HomePlug Adapter w/ 48v PoE Support (Single) NET-PL-500AV-POE
  31. I was so enjoying where that thread was going. ...

    I was so enjoying where that thread was going. What sort of a numpty threatens to sue Shell for saying there's no work over Christmas.

    Also I just erm.. spoke at a mate, and he says that not all...
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    :wave:

    :wave:
  33. Thread: Boom

    by Pondlife
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    Nice one fella.

    Nice one fella.
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    Twas reference to your car procurement choices

    Twas reference to your car procurement choices
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    You still going through your Iron man phase? :D

    You still going through your Iron man phase? :D
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    If the Donald had a small female dog that’s what...

    If the Donald had a small female dog that’s what he’d call her. Guaranteed. :D
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    Sticky: Dark already on the continent.

    Dark already on the continent.
  38. Thread: Hello Again

    by Pondlife
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    :wave:

    :wave:
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    Congrats!

    Congrats!
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    TOMORROW IS THE 18TH, HELL IS ABOUT TO UNLEA,...

    TOMORROW IS THE 18TH, HELL IS ABOUT TO UNLEA, SAYS THE HOLY SPIRIT.SHED ON THIS EARTH



    I just repeat verbatim
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    That was a load of old bollox. I couldn't get...

    That was a load of old bollox.

    I couldn't get Macrorit to read the system drive as it kept giving me an error message that yielded no googleable results. It could be because it's a bug as the...
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    Very doubtful at the moment fella.

    Very doubtful at the moment fella.
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    Migrate OS is only available in the paid versions

    Migrate OS is only available in the paid versions
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    Doesn't allow me to apply changes unless I buy it.

    Doesn't allow me to apply changes unless I buy it.
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    Cloning larger HDD to smaller one

    Background: Win10 system disk is 2TB but the boot partition is only 200Gb with the rest (now) unallocated. The machine also has a blank 280Gb disk in it.

    How can I move the MBR and 200Gb...
  46. Competition too stiff for you?

    Competition too stiff for you?
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    @andrew_mueller 2h2 hours ago "In further...

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    "In further remarks, Mr Assange said 'It's just not fair' and 'I hate you'. There was subsequently the sound of a slamming door, followed by what was, while...
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    Lets see what the holy spirit is saying about...

    Lets see what the holy spirit is saying about many many tractor trailers, may god have mercy, thus says the lord.

    Ie see another bus full with people is getting ready to have a very awful awful...
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    Maybe all the fracking caused a minor quake,...

    Maybe all the fracking caused a minor quake, resulting him hitting the post button too many times?
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    Thus beating Suity and his WWIII prediction. :p

    Thus beating Suity and his WWIII prediction. :p
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