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    Sticky: The Wife (tm) got home at 19:15. My meetings...

    The Wife (tm) got home at 19:15. My meetings finished at 19:40.
    Dinner was omlettes (one of my go-to meals) made with guinea eggs, home grown tomatoes, onions and garlic, and foraged mushrooms...
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    At least it's an OR statement, not an AND.

    At least it's an OR statement, not an AND.
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    Sticky: That's right, 40829, you are a free man. But only...

    That's right, 40829, you are a free man. But only in a very specific and limited way :)
  4. Poll: If we go for the romance languages, "soup" is...

    If we go for the romance languages, "soup" is feminine, "broth' is masculine.
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    https://scontent.flhr3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12...

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    Sticky: Your swift edit from gggg was good.

    Your swift edit from gggg was good.
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    Sticky: I've learned from the master, you should be proud!

    I've learned from the master, you should be proud!
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    Sticky: Which normally fails

    Which normally fails
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    Sticky: Plus loads of drivel

    Plus loads of drivel
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    Sticky: A few cases of Cave de Turckheim Cremant d'Alsace...

    A few cases of Cave de Turckheim Cremant d'Alsace and some Salice Salentino
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    Sticky: In other news, the wine delivery due yesterday...

    In other news, the wine delivery due yesterday has just arrived
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    Sticky: Unlike Bluey - one of our old chickens.

    Unlike Bluey - one of our old chickens.
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    Sticky: The Dog (tw) is healthy today

    The Dog (tw) is healthy today
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    Sticky: Slightly overcast now but it was sunny earlier

    Slightly overcast now but it was sunny earlier
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    "Pork pie" is ingredients, not instructions.

    "Pork pie" is ingredients, not instructions.
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    Why Scooter will never go to Thailand...

    US man faces jail in Thailand over hotel review - BBC News
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    Your wife, with you.

    Your wife, with you.
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    Sticky: Normally one of the bent bike frames will have a...

    Normally one of the bent bike frames will have a lock on it, just need to find the key in the pile of bodies.

    It's environmental, you're recycling something (a lock) that would otherwise end up in...
  19. Just take Heliocare Ultra-D once a day. Not only...

    Just take Heliocare Ultra-D once a day. Not only will it give you vitamin D, it also protects from sun damage. Been using Heliocare for a few years now since it was recommended to me by my...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: The Dog (tw) is currently...

    Morning all :wave:

    The Dog (tw) is currently curled up beside me. She made a good recovery yesterday. She’s probably found a dead pheasant on the hill and eaten it.
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    Sticky: TFBSZ :wave:

    TFBSZ :wave:
  22. Poll: Do you consider yourself: innovative, creative,...

    Do you consider yourself: innovative, creative, management or worker?
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    https://cdn.32pt.com/public/sl-prod-od-0/images/re...

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    Had a very nice Pinot Noir from Kent at the...

    Had a very nice Pinot Noir from Kent at the weekend.

    It’ll be a shame to lose the vin et cidre from that TOM.
  25. Maslins - MVL Online.

    Maslins - MVL Online.
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    If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there...

    If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
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    I'd doubt it. You'd need to be good to get a job...

    I'd doubt it. You'd need to be good to get a job at that kind of rate in the EU.
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    No sane person likes the Swiss.

    No sane person likes the Swiss.
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    Unlike his $70,000 hairpiece, which isn't a...

    Unlike his $70,000 hairpiece, which isn't a secret.
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    https://twitter.com/forest_fr1ends/status/12910907...

    https://twitter.com/forest_fr1ends/status/1291090750940291077/photo/1
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    Why? Because is't not something like 55%. Yes,...

    Why? Because is't not something like 55%.

    Yes, if you earn €265k a year, tax is 45%, and a solidarity surcharge of 5.5% of the income tax.
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    Probably something to do with the Workers Council...

    Probably something to do with the Workers Council (Betriebsrat)
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    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/...

    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/3Ts6VKMDklk72I3kg8-Ih340eXwCarQ849p00bHikQU.jpg
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    Sticky: Interestingly (or not), The Dog is now not the...

    Interestingly (or not), The Dog is now not the only one in this house with a dicky tummy.
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    Sticky: Thanks. She doesn’t normally poo in the...

    Thanks.


    She doesn’t normally poo in the garden. But on Saturday and Sunday she did absolute monster ones during the day (again, not normal, she’s regular morning and evening).
    This morning at...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: The Dog (no TW) is unwell....

    Morning all :wave:

    The Dog (no TW) is unwell. :(
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    Sticky: Just sat through Bridget Jones’ Baby. That’s how...

    Just sat through Bridget Jones’ Baby. That’s how much I love The Wife (tm)
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    Sticky: Contemplating lighting the Rayburn. Failing...

    Contemplating lighting the Rayburn.

    Failing that, I might light the fire.

    In other news, we have a sick chicken.
  39. Thread: More Darwinism

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    Are you saying the Mail got it wrong and the...

    Are you saying the Mail got it wrong and the photo is doctored?

    And what did your placard say?
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave:

    Morning all :wave:
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    The English “World Beating App” uses 50% of my...

    The English “World Beating App” uses 50% of my phone’s battery in 24 hours.

    Watching your wife on pronhub uses less battery.
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    Sticky: Not much done on the job list today. But and old...

    Not much done on the job list today. But and old apple tree was cut down. I may take Stihl to the trade’s description act tribunal. Their “pole pruner” chainsaw WILL bring down a tree.

    Apart from...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Didn’t sleep well last night....

    Morning all :wave:
    Didn’t sleep well last night.

    CBS etc now. Will probably do some gardening.
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    Sticky: Had a bottle of Cremant d’Alsace earlier - on...

    Had a bottle of Cremant d’Alsace earlier - on offer in Waitrose at £9.99 a bottle. Brought back memories of when I was working then 15 years ago.


    Anyway, TFBSZ :wave:
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    Sticky: Dog walked, sun shining, blue skies, still...

    Dog walked, sun shining, blue skies, still billing hours.
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    Sticky: Mackerel pate on toast here. Blue skies outside...

    Mackerel pate on toast here. Blue skies outside now, but getting breezier, and the temp is only around 6C.
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    Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. ...

    Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween.
    It’s terrible for the environment.

    Locally sourced, all natural cyclist skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.
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    Brexit was supposed to turn the UK into an...

    Brexit was supposed to turn the UK into an economic superman, but all we have ended up with are more clerks in Kent
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    I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With...

    I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With Sex'.


    It's only got one track, mind.
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    Sticky: Yes, although depressingly I read that grape...

    Yes, although depressingly I read that grape juice and apple juice don't count to your 5 a day if fermentation has occurred.
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