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    Now your reading the Daily Mirror, ffs. ...

    Now your reading the Daily Mirror, ffs.

    :rollin:
  2. Why are people wasting their time arguing with...

    Why are people wasting their time arguing with sasguru's dullard sockie?
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    Fook me you are reading the Daily Express! ...

    Fook me you are reading the Daily Express!

    :rollin:
  4. Feck me I wish these useless tory ****ers would...

    Feck me I wish these useless tory ****ers would get Covid and die.
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    I'm planning a long stint with depression on full...

    I'm planning a long stint with depression on full pay. I reckon 2 years before they can get rid of me with that one. Two years on full pay sitting at home pretending to be fed up :laugh
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    Golf room my arse. You are shooting porn movie...

    Golf room my arse.

    You are shooting porn movie in there, admit it!
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    So we can gloat like mad at their misfortune. I'd...

    So we can gloat like mad at their misfortune. I'd love to ring them up everyday and ask them to provide two former hiring clients and then slam the phone down on them.

    :devil
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    **** off! :laugh

    **** off!

    :laugh
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    More made up bollox by another ill informed...

    More made up bollox by another ill informed moron.


    Excess deaths in UK under coronavirus lockdown pass 63,000 | Society | The Guardian



    You need to wakeup mate.
  10. I learned how to become rich from Pooper.

    I learned how to become rich from Pooper.
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    We looked at USA and thought, we can do a worse...

    We looked at USA and thought, we can do a worse job than that cretin Trump! Easy!
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    Seems fair. Why should any country risk their...

    Seems fair. Why should any country risk their own health from a country that hasn't got a clue about healthcare and lockdowns?

    They should ban Brits forever.
  13. Well here was the leading causes of death in the...

    Well here was the leading causes of death in the US in 2017.

    FastStats - Leading Causes of Death

    This year so far in the USA, 132,000 have died of Covid. At the current rate, by the end of the...
  14. Thread: Calling Pogle

    by DimPrawn
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    Hamsters are Guinea Pigs with dwarfism, everyone...

    Hamsters are Guinea Pigs with dwarfism, everyone learnt that at school....
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    Can someone summarise for the terminally moronic...

    Can someone summarise for the terminally moronic with acute laziness?
  16. Another moron who compares this to flu. This...

    Another moron who compares this to flu. This kills healthy young adults, and those that don't die are left with strokes, brain damage, scarred lungs and permanent health issues.
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    Well what a load of old crap this summer...

    Well what a load of old crap this summer statement was.

    The govt once again completely miss the plot.

    How about removing employer NI so that employees costs fall. Why **** about with stamp...
  18. So over 1 million dead from Covid-19 by the end of this year?

    Daily and total confirmed COVID-19 deaths - Our World in Data..

    Seems steady at 5,000 people dead per day. More than half a million dead already, seems a fair guess that we will have over...
  19. I think this explains a lot about the decision...

    I think this explains a lot about the decision making (or lack of it)

    Warning of serious brain disorders in people with mild coronavirus symptoms | World news | The Guardian
  20. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Why does anyone bother interacting with Pooper,...

    Why does anyone bother interacting with Pooper, he comes out with endless, contradictory, ill informed nonsense.

    Pooper, go for it mate, we can't wait to see the selfie of you sitting in one of...
  21. Thread: Calling Pogle

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    I tried it at home, hamster seems fine. ...

    I tried it at home, hamster seems fine.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Nc6eHH8UWgs/T5CV9vGB80I/AAAAAAAACLk/KqpNrhYZ0UM/s400/p_hamsterplane.jpg
  22. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    But you do though, implicitly. It's called a...

    But you do though, implicitly. It's called a margin call, and means you are now bankrupt.
  23. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    And he's bought it on some unregulated exchange. ...

    And he's bought it on some unregulated exchange. Even if he makes money they will likely refuse to pay out and vanish with the money.
  24. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Anyone else willing the price to go to $1000 a...

    Anyone else willing the price to go to $1000 a piece.

    :devil
  25. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    I don't know why this bothers you so much, what's...

    I don't know why this bothers you so much, what's the big deal about a short position ffs.
  26. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Think of the Satoshi value! Lambos!

    Think of the Satoshi value! Lambos!
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    People talk about the horrors of permie reviews...

    People talk about the horrors of permie reviews once a year, but having to never deal with slime agents again is priceless.

    That and knowing I get paid every month, whether I work or not (sick,...
  28. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Ethereum is at $246 not $197?

    Ethereum is at $246 not $197?
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    He can't afford a house, he lives in a shop front...

    He can't afford a house, he lives in a shop front doorway.
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    Finally I can sell me 'ouse, it's me pension...

    Finally I can sell me 'ouse, it's me pension 'innit?

    1 bed mobile/park home for sale in Kingsdown Park, Swindon SN25 - Zoopla

    :happy
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    https://i.ya-webdesign.com/images/doom-imp-death-g...

    https://i.ya-webdesign.com/images/doom-imp-death-gif-png-files-2.gif
  32. Thread: Lockdown

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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    They need to sack the 1000 analysts and quants...

    They need to sack the 1000 analysts and quants earning millions and just employ Pooper. He knows the news before the news by drawing some squiggly lines on a historic chart.

    :rolleyes:
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    :laugh

    :laugh
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    Twitter spat ...

    Twitter spat

    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/07/06/30472170-8496833-image-a-19_1594098709365.jpg
  36. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    If you owe the bank £100K you have a problem. If...

    If you owe the bank £100K you have a problem.
    If you owe the bank £1trn, the bank has a (big) problem.
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    Prawnies been a naughty boy again....:o

    Prawnies been a naughty boy again....:o
  38. To paraphrase BR14 WGAFF!!!!!

    To paraphrase BR14

    WGAFF!!!!!
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    I think drug dealer and porn star seem like the...

    I think drug dealer and porn star seem like the best jobs.
  40. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Comprehensive Analysis Predicts Bitcoin Price...

    Comprehensive Analysis Predicts Bitcoin Price Near $20K This Year, $398K by 2030 | Markets and Prices Bitcoin News



    I crunched some more numbers on my Casio calculator.

    $85,675,821 by 2045
    ...
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    Certainly some irritating chunts here on CUK....

    Certainly some irritating chunts here on CUK....
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    https://icanhazlambo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/0...

    https://icanhazlambo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/cropped-logo-1.png
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    He's gonna learn the hard way, he won't listen to...

    He's gonna learn the hard way, he won't listen to anyone unless they are peddling the "end of the dollar / debt collapse / zombie apocalypse" crap.
  44. I guess if you live in an extremely violent...

    I guess if you live in an extremely violent country like South Africa, where 90% of the population are non-white, the probability that a white person will be murdered by a non-white person is going...
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    So what we are saying is we want some super...

    So what we are saying is we want some super paying alternative to IT, that means you are never on the bench, and involves no hard work whatsoever...

    Apart from being an MP, head of HR or some...
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    A lot of people forget this fact. If the stock...

    A lot of people forget this fact. If the stock market falls 50% and you buy that bombed out stock that no one wants, it has to go up 100% just to get back to where it was before the crash. Crap...
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    Same as most permie IT jobs then.

    Same as most permie IT jobs then.
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    There's a few on here that could starve these...

    There's a few on here that could starve these amoebas to death.
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    Never swim in rivers or lakes in hot countries. ...

    Never swim in rivers or lakes in hot countries.

    Saltwater is fine, freshwater, is a no no.
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    In the last downturn it was all about becoming a...

    In the last downturn it was all about becoming a plumber and/or heating engineer.

    Now that gas heating and cooking is being phased out to save the planet from catastrophic warming (:laugh)
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