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    Sticky: Morning all. Another day of sunshine, breeze and...

    Morning all. Another day of sunshine, breeze and thrashing at clientco's spreadsheets :nerd
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    Sticky: Happy birthday to LM junior. Shares(d?) a...

    Happy birthday to LM junior. Shares(d?) a birthday with Hitler - there's a fact. It's my little one's 10th tomorrow, which is why I know that :laugh



    Me neither. Which is fine, because whatever...
  3. The ice patch thing - a new word 'Transhumance'...

    The ice patch thing - a new word 'Transhumance' (the action or practice of moving livestock from one grazing ground to another in a seasonal cycle, typically to lowlands in winter and highlands in...
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    Lets fill up all the swimming pools that aren't...

    Lets fill up all the swimming pools that aren't being used.
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    Sticky: Morning all. Sun's making an effort to break out...

    Morning all. Sun's making an effort to break out though it's still chilly out there. I'm wondering where is best to concentrate my efforts today. Probably more garden based fettling is advisable.
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    Sticky: Been clearing out the dead man's shed this...

    Been clearing out the dead man's shed this morning. No gold or stacks of old £20 notes found. What have I found? Rusty tools* (might be salvageable), seeds from 1975 (lettuce), bag of charcoal (that...
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    RIP big man. :(

    RIP big man. :(
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    Sticky: I'm having the same issue with my homebrew. 18 to...

    I'm having the same issue with my homebrew. 18 to 20 degrees? For a week? :tantrum:
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    You won't get your Welsh passport until you do...

    You won't get your Welsh passport until you do :laugh
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  16. Jupiter clearly paying homage to Edvard Munch ...

    Jupiter clearly paying homage to Edvard Munch
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  17. Thread: Pint DOOM

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    More to the point (pint?), once the ok is given...

    More to the point (pint?), once the ok is given there's at least a month's lead time before the fresh stuff is available. And, depending on the exit strategy, a potentially limited population to...
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    Sticky: Dead man left me 2 sets of ladders. One's an...

    Dead man left me 2 sets of ladders. One's an aluminium set that are serviceable and have been used to clean the windows etc, the others are an ancient wooden affair and have been left in situ for the...
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    Sticky: Morning all. An early trip out to local shop has...

    Morning all. An early trip out to local shop has yielded results in the form of bacon and nice bread rolls. Yesterdays drive by on the farm shop just before closing time gave the gift of a tray of...
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    Fun facts for fact fans: That's on the Headrow in...

    Fun facts for fact fans: That's on the Headrow in Leeds city centre, heading towards the town hall. Just about to pass ex-clientco's lair. :nerd

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    Sticky: This afternoon we have dug a Dakota Fire Pit...

    This afternoon we have dug a Dakota Fire Pit in a border where there used to be shrubs and other crap. We're gonna do sausages and corn on the cob. :happy
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    Sticky: Another bloody disastrous shopping trip :mad ...

    Another bloody disastrous shopping trip :mad

    Only the coop didn't have a queue outside. Presumably because there was feck all inside it. It's getting like soviet Russia.

    The only bright point...
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    Somehow I think Beetamax would be more...

    Somehow I think Beetamax would be more appropriate :laugh
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    I knew an old fashioned porn stash would come in...

    I knew an old fashioned porn stash would come in handy one day :smokin
  26. So that's why you call it your 'tooti-fruity'...

    So that's why you call it your 'tooti-fruity' :laugh
  27. Fortunately we established early doors that booze...

    Fortunately we established early doors that booze was a necessity otherwise there'd be even more panic.

    Maybe anyone buying organic quinoa or birdseed should fall down the steps in the back of the...
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    Sticky: The Lidl 'superior' (whatever the f* they call...

    The Lidl 'superior' (whatever the f* they call it) spicy pizza was pretty damn good though.
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    Sticky: Abersoch. The Son's of Glyndwr have done the hard...

    Abersoch. The Son's of Glyndwr have done the hard for you :smokin


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nuUhKVIrWU

    Edit - at the last house the lady says her kids have nobody to play with and then...
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    No, if time served contractors have spunked all...

    No, if time served contractors have spunked all their money on consumer bollocks then that's their lookout. They deserve a punch in the face, not sympathy. And then maybe some advice, but the punch...
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    We'd noticed. ...

    We'd noticed.

    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/48/Chewbacca_TLJ.png/revision/latest?cb=20190830144754
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    Sticky: Lidl Barbera D'Asti not of the same quality as...

    Lidl Barbera D'Asti not of the same quality as Sainsbury TTD offering.

    Acceptable enough though :tongue
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    Sticky: And one keeps a careful eye out for bin wagons...

    And one keeps a careful eye out for bin wagons too when going aboot one's lawful business...
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    Sticky: The local vets is similarly boarded, which was...

    The local vets is similarly boarded, which was what reminded me of the weegie thing. I expect it's full of lots of lovely drugs they would rather weren't stolen though, rather than 5 litre bottles of...
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    Sticky: Most certainly not - they were filming me this...

    Most certainly not - they were filming me this winter. Perhaps I won't watch then, if there's years worth of footage stored up. :eyes
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    Sticky: Colour of an over-bashed bishop?

    Colour of an over-bashed bishop?
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    Sticky: I'll have a look at that. I might be on it....

    I'll have a look at that. I might be on it. Either with a look of crushed resignation, as I arrive. Or joyous relief as i'm leaving.



    Talking of which (weegieland, not your carnal adventures),...
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    And in ten years someone in a dentists waiting...

    And in ten years someone in a dentists waiting room will be bored enough to read it.
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    Sticky: After a full morning's YouTubing, I sent the kids...

    After a full morning's YouTubing, I sent the kids out around the block on their bikes. They returned home after spotting the filth out patrolling. This lockdown experience should at least set them up...
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    Sticky: Went along these lines; We're all great, so is...

    Went along these lines;

    We're all great, so is everyone else. We're doing this for the right reasons. Keep up the good work.

    Nothing to upset anyone, Shirley?
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    Sticky: I also got some steak and some sprouting...

    I also got some steak and some sprouting broccoli. To be augmented with garlic mushrooms. :banana: (but not bananas)
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    Sticky: Well, since you asked. Beer. Oh, thanks....

    Well, since you asked. Beer.



    Oh, thanks. Don't mind if I do :cheers:
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    Sticky: I had a trip to the Aldi earlier. It was, sadly,...

    I had a trip to the Aldi earlier. It was, sadly, quite busy. Lots of people seemed to be staring at the middle isle wondering what they could do with the assorted gubbins there. Our Japanese friends...
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    Sticky: Didn't know you could train mackeral to do that.

    Didn't know you could train mackeral to do that.
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    Sticky: Someone ask for fit italian curves? There's some...

    Someone ask for fit italian curves? There's some bint in the way, but how about this?

    https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/354/1006/520/lamborghini-girl-legs-beautiful-wallpaper-preview.jpg
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    Sticky: Afternoon all. Made a start on the old lady's...

    Afternoon all. Made a start on the old lady's garden. Much bush trimming and removal is required. I don't believe anyone's been near it for 5 years. :eyes

    I've found a load of gnomes (one's a...
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    Sticky: Ooh, in better news, I have my NHS Responders...

    Ooh, in better news, I have my NHS Responders thingy approved and am ready to go. Before anyone thinks i've gone soft or am actually a decent human specimen, don't. There are all sorts of selfish...
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