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    And there's the venom. Christendog? Are you ISIS...

    And there's the venom. Christendog? Are you ISIS or something? Why are you so angry? Why do you seem to hate so much? Have you sought help?
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    Wow, you overestimate your grasp of English...

    Wow, you overestimate your grasp of English culture and idiom so much. Did a religious person upset you when you were young? #Pray4Erikur
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    True dat, bro.

    True dat, bro.
  4. Sure, Tell yourself that, princess.

    Sure, Tell yourself that, princess.
  5. People buy property in Switzerland thinking it'll...

    People buy property in Switzerland thinking it'll entitle them to live here. It doesn't. But you can get a 3 month tourist visa.
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    Got about 10 minutes into the first episode. I'm...

    Got about 10 minutes into the first episode. I'm just don't like comedy based on vulgarity. I guess it's not her style. But I loved her take down of the mum in that opening bit.
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    And all the trimmings I trust? Had a wonderful...

    And all the trimmings I trust? Had a wonderful piece of beef the other day. Used wasabi as a substitute for horseradish. The sad thing is we can't shop in France and their potatoes are way better...
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    How's your weekend been?

    My wife and I have stinking colds (but not covid-19), so been a bit limited. Went to a Serbian friend's place last night, dosed up on brandy and ibuprofen. It was her 50th birthday (young...
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    [QUOTE=Whorty;2835333]I'm sorry. Again. You...

    I'm sorry. Again. You seemed to be upset with me using terms like godless heretic, which were not meant to be taken seriously - you seem to have missed that it was intended as humour, hence the...
  10. Thread: Honestly

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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Ken Dodd joke from the early 1970s: When we join...

    Ken Dodd joke from the early 1970s: When we join the Common Market will we have to sleep on the other side of the bed?
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    If that's you're take home from what I said, then...

    If that's you're take home from what I said, then fine. I think it's the wrong conclusion to draw, but I'm not seeking to convince you of anything. Except perhaps to chill a little.[QUOTE]
    Which is...
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    It's ok. Don't lose your tinfoil hat. First of...

    It's ok. Don't lose your tinfoil hat. First of all it's an information warfare unit, so they don't use guns. Furthermore:


    The Ministry of Defence said the defence cultural support unit...
  14. Easy. In Switzerland, Swissies are citizens of...

    Easy. In Switzerland, Swissies are citizens of their community first, from this they derive cantonal citizenship and from that they derive Swiss citizenship. In the same way, being a citizen of a...
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    I'm more than happy to explain in person. I don't...

    I'm more than happy to explain in person. I don't see any point in doing so in a forum where insulting banter is the order of the day. Patronising is what I do, sonny. :D
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    I doubt it. Just look for more brickbats to beat...

    I doubt it. Just look for more brickbats to beat up the stupid believer. If you were interested, you could study the historicity of Christianity from mainstream historical secular sources. I'm not...
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    Some Christians have blind faith. I.e. faith...

    Some Christians have blind faith. I.e. faith without evidence. Some of us have come to believe precisely because of evidence. If you really have an interest, then James Clifford, the Ethics of the...
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    Missed this one from a couple of months ago. John...

    Missed this one from a couple of months ago. John D Barrow, physicist, science populariser.
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    I see what you did there...

    I see what you did there. Shame some didn't. :ohwell
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    Notwithstanding the tired old "fairytale"...

    Notwithstanding the tired old "fairytale" denigration, I doubt you really want to see something original from any believers. What you want is for us to all go away. I mean, it's irritating when...
  21. Not bad for five posts. :grin (Hah - made...

    Not bad for five posts. :grin



    (Hah - made you count).
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    Wow. I wish most agencies were as low as that. I...

    Wow. I wish most agencies were as low as that. I did have one try to argue that a higher rate justified a higher % margin. Nice try. Anyway, with me Hays currently take 6% of what they charge their...
  23. They cleverly leave behind no evidence so people...

    They cleverly leave behind no evidence so people won't believe it! :freaky:
  24. Ah. You're a sockie for NorthWestPerm2Contr....

    Ah. You're a sockie for NorthWestPerm2Contr. :ohwell
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    University of London.

    University of London.
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    No. I do know this argument - I have done...

    No.

    I do know this argument - I have done philosophy at university (got a 1st, as it happens). So it seems no one does have anything interesting to say. Just the same old regurgitated stuff.
    ...
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    No, no and no. I just don't care. I only answer...

    No, no and no. I just don't care. I only answer this is the context of your point. If someone started a post out of the blue about Machine Elves of Hyperspace, my only response would be :confused:...
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    If you're an atheist, to paraphrase Mandy...

    If you're an atheist, to paraphrase Mandy Rice-Davies, you would say that. Because you're an atheist, you consider it a false equivalence. I'm not, and don't.

    But you choose you world view....
  29. My view is one thing for one purpose. I use my...

    My view is one thing for one purpose. I use my NAS for backup. Now, people say I shouldn't "what if your house burns down", but I keep mine in my nuclear bunker... Anyway, I did toy with also serving...
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    John D Barrow didn't think he is. When Barrow...

    John D Barrow didn't think he is. When Barrow (physicist and Christian) quipped that Dawkins wasn't a real scientist, Dawkins acolytes got awfully upset. Dawkins had to explain to them that they were...
  31. I used to create print out the paper trail for...

    I used to create print out the paper trail for year end accounting. Sometimes afterwards... But the money always left the bank account into mine in the right financial year. (Actually, that can be...
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    So how did it turn out. :wink

    So how did it turn out. :wink
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    For Erikur, confusion is his base setting. But...

    For Erikur, confusion is his base setting.

    But for his ease of comprehension:
    If god is good and all powerful but not everywhere, then evil snuck in where he wasn't.
    If he is everywhere and all...
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    Certainly a chat bot could replace some posters....

    Certainly a chat bot could replace some posters. A simple one would suffice. You'd just have to program it to say "Have you asked your accountant?". :D
  35. Forgot to declare dividends. Oh dear.

    Forgot to declare dividends. Oh dear.
  36. But up to fifteen years out of the UK, they could...

    But up to fifteen years out of the UK, they could vote in UK national elections.

    This ECJ thing is weird though. Last time I was allowed to vote was some referendum or something back in 2016. I've...
  37. I assume that really they're after a German...

    I assume that really they're after a German passport holder.
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    All my own work. Not really. You've post...

    All my own work.

    Not really. You've post several jokes that I find personally offensive or just not funny, and didn't move them. However, you do have an admirable hit rate for both jokes that...
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    The ancient Egyptian sun god Ra's mother, Net,...

    The ancient Egyptian sun god Ra's mother, Net, was a virgin, according to their mythology.
    The Second Book of Enoch says that Melchizedek was born of a virgin,
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    These physicists proved that mathematically,...

    These physicists proved that mathematically, assuming the current standard cosmological model is correct, what Hawking suggested is correct. They also proved that some non-standard models like...
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    Poll: Manchester or London.

    Manchester or London.
  42. Note to self. Must stop using this sockie.

    Note to self. Must stop using this sockie.
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    Augustine didn't prove it, silly. He just stated...

    Augustine didn't prove it, silly. He just stated the same thing. That talking about "who made God" is daft, because God brought time into being and there's no such things as an event before time. The...
  44. How many for Zeitgeist?

    How many for Zeitgeist?
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    If it's any comfort, according to Private Eye's...

    If it's any comfort, according to Private Eye's MD, no other European country has done better. Apparently Taiwan show how it's done. Nightclubs give burner phones to members, under a pseudonym. (This...
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    This lot moved on the grounds that they're not...

    This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.
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    Augustine said that in about 400AD. There was an...

    Augustine said that in about 400AD. There was an Italian lady physicist, who's name escapes me, who showed that even with a cyclical universe, there must, mathematically, have been a beginning. Of...
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    Atheist arguments again Christianity

    I thought this more a philosophical position, rather than a joke, so gave it a thread all of its own.
  49. With you in place? 18 minutes is too long. Sorry....

    With you in place? 18 minutes is too long. Sorry. Open goal. :igmc:

    I'll have finished a 15 year contract this year. Admittedly many different projects and since about 2010 concurrent with other...
  50. Thread: Sausages

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    Nah -far too much meat in that foreign muck. :D ...

    Nah -far too much meat in that foreign muck. :D

    We do bring back a few packs of sausages when we visit the old country. Bratwurst just doesn't do it for bangers and mash, with onion gravy. But...
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