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    Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.

    Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.
  2. It could happen. 70% vote labour, 30% other....

    It could happen.

    70% vote labour, 30% other.
    If 60% of labour voters voted remain, and all the others voted leave, that'd give 42% remain, 58% leave. A majority of labour voted remain, but the...
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    It's all muscle. In my case. Anyway, I'm just...

    It's all muscle. In my case. Anyway, I'm just undertall. :tongue
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    96kg and 1.9m? That's not fat. I've been that...

    96kg and 1.9m? That's not fat. I've been that heavy and I'm a 1.8m shortarse... You lot are just a bunch of light-weights.
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    He must be. I don't read the Grauniad - never...

    He must be. I don't read the Grauniad - never have. Private Eye and the Times are my favoured papers.
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    I did apologise for triggering them.

    I did apologise for triggering them.
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    I've been recently chatting with these guys. 50...

    I've been recently chatting with these guys. 50 Experts | 50 Experts ... I don't need any extra income, but if something comes of it - why not? NB - they mainly work in Africa and Asia where older...
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    You can open a limited liability partnership...

    You can open a limited liability partnership where one of the partners is e.g. BCSL and another is a UK company or individual. They're supposed to list the beneficial owners, but there's little...
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    This is really quite sad. Just a little share...

    This is really quite sad.

    Just a little share for those reading all of the fake polls and news on Brexit.
    In 1984 I was a striking miner, knowing the truth about the strike and what the...
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    Each to their own. Btw, I much enjoyed...

    Each to their own.

    Btw, I much enjoyed reading "The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire", which I wouldn't have approached without your postings (I wanted to know why you were...
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    Change your accountant. You need someone who...

    Change your accountant. You need someone who understands that just saying something is a grant doesn't mean that it is a grant. Sorry, I have no recommendations.
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    Let me clarify. By "because it isn't", I mean...

    Let me clarify. By "because it isn't", I mean "because in my considered opinion, it isn't, and nothing in the past three years has done anything to dissuade me". Just as most people do when they...
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    Someone else in the same boat. Possibly....

    Someone else in the same boat. Possibly. https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/135071-help-dividends-very-worried-3.html#post2695485

    You'll have to pay interest and the tax...
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    I voted remain, and I've always accepted that the...

    I voted remain, and I've always accepted that the majority of voters voted leave. But I haven't accepted that leaving is better than remaining (because it isn't), nor that it is undemocratic to work...
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    Ten minute Othello...

    Ten minute Othello here.
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    I've adjusted my accounts occasionally within an...

    I've adjusted my accounts occasionally within an accountancy period (usually due to errors and omissions) without any queries in two different tax jurisdictions. My accountants who are generally risk...
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    https://scontent.fzrh1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50...

    https://scontent.fzrh1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50155061_10155654310906059_1000141348860329984_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_oc=AQnMsaGPdzwhWrp8A71j3hjK9Ei8iXmiLk2lWlBRMsSnfwZSrxZHGqddqryme4Q5PXQ&_nc_ht=scont...
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    What matters is what the books show. Technically,...

    What matters is what the books show. Technically, once a transaction has been recorded, it should stay (possibly with a reversal) so there's a clear audit trail. But unless you're using blockchain,...
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    Hamlet "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"...

    Hamlet "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
    Henry VI, Part 2. The full quote is "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".

    I enjoyed most of Shakespear - rude, funny. And what...
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    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/9...

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/992/384/ded.gif
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    Also, if someone has been in a company for years,...

    Also, if someone has been in a company for years, they may well have a much higher salary than someone just coming into the position would expect. At one of my clients, they recently reorganised, and...
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    Of course he was a Jew. His famous speech: ...

    Of course he was a Jew. His famous speech:


    Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same...
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    Sticky: Pscont. 2 days. Telling someone to FO in the...

    Pscont. 2 days. Telling someone to FO in the professional forums. Even though it was NLUK.
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    Charge more.

    Charge more.
  25. I'm not quite sure why you've posted on this...

    I'm not quite sure why you've posted on this site, but I've allowed it through on the basis that we're an arsy lot with quite a lot of experience between us. There's also a fair few professionals who...
  26. :cry1::cry2::cry3:

    :cry1::cry2::cry3:
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    "Gratis"

    "Gratis"
  28. Tory project fear. Labour project fear.

    Tory project fear.

    Labour project fear.
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    And along comes someone to exemplify this:

    And along comes someone to exemplify this:
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    Invest in a ETF that tracks them then.

    Invest in a ETF that tracks them then.
  31. Require they hold their own insurance.

    Require they hold their own insurance.
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    Why not platinum or palladium?

    Why not platinum or palladium?
  33. Very sordid then.

    Very sordid then.
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    Nah - he has his moments of witty lucidity to be...

    Nah - he has his moments of witty lucidity to be fair.
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    Delilah. Because they're squaddies and therefore...

    Delilah.
    Because they're squaddies and therefore a bit fick, innit.

    An ex-colonel who is now my sister-in-law's ex-husband is an ardent remainer. When it comes to the EU - not my sister-in-law.
  36. FTFY :D

    FTFY :D
  37. Pretty sordid reason to vote Labour and Corbyn

    You have a sexual fetish concerning incompetent old Marxists.
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    You did get that I was quoting what others had...

    You did get that I was quoting what others had written, and then using the same spelling as them?
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    Why do you think they're irrelevant? What's your...

    Why do you think they're irrelevant? What's your basis for thinking that? Is it just that they don't suit your wishes?
  40. Educating girls is a good idea. It doubles the...

    Educating girls is a good idea. It doubles the workforce and thereby increases the country's productivity. One ME country (I reckon Jordan, but it wasn't stated) give a Raspberry PI to every...
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    Should have, or should've. Please.

    Should have, or should've. Please.
  42. Back in 2000, I enjoyed the 'spoons at Liverpool...

    Back in 2000, I enjoyed the 'spoons at Liverpool St Station. They had a rolling range of 50 beers from all over Britain. I recall Black Widow was my favourite - a bit like Guiness, but no head.
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    It's not exactly a high bar, is it? They're a...

    It's not exactly a high bar, is it? They're a bunch of idiots who have no clue protesting against something that isn't going to happen. And yes, I do think AGW is real, and I do recognise the...
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    Indeed. Thereby fulfilling another stereotype......

    Indeed. Thereby fulfilling another stereotype... :rolleyes:
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    I am looking forward too getting my pamphlet...

    I am looking forward too getting my pamphlet through my door from brexit party and am going too photo copy lots and leave throughout the land on my travels especially Witherspoon's

    The...
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    That's a direct result of emigration. :D

    That's a direct result of emigration. :D
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    <Not the 9'o clock news>Cut the boys' goolies off</Not the 9'o clock news>
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    Poll: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIOqJGFX0AII_S1.jpg

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIOqJGFX0AII_S1.jpg
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    No good deed goes unpunished.

    No good deed goes unpunished.
  50. Give them the name of your former agents. Always...

    Give them the name of your former agents. Always good for a laugh.
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