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    For some sort of balance, Intouch customer here...

    For some sort of balance, Intouch customer here and no issues seen/still happy with them. I think I'm fairly low maintenance to be fair, but most recent comms around VAT return were all timely and...
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    https://forums.contractoruk.com/accounting-legal/6...

    https://forums.contractoruk.com/accounting-legal/69742-accountant-recommendation-threads-inc-local-requests.html

    It's about 50 pixels up from this very post
  3. I'm heading back into contracting after a 3 year...

    I'm heading back into contracting after a 3 year stint in the wilds of permiedom, and I'm very much glad to see that the traditional PC lazy question/NLUK withering response is still very much...
  4. Positivity bandwagon!

    I'm jumping on the bandwagon in praise of MVLOnline!

    Recently completed mine, and the only flies in the ointment were both HMRC and NatWest (in terms of delays), but both completely out of...
  5. And you weren't concerned about this? Didn't...

    And you weren't concerned about this? Didn't think to query it? Or just hoped you would get the services for free?

    The head-in-sand approach with one's financial affairs shows wilful negligence on...
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    MVLOnline - another happy punter

    Shameless plug for MVLOnline in helping me liquidate my Ltd Co recently...heard nothing but good things from them on here and happy to say I wasn't disappointed at all.

    Very painless and...
  7. Thread: SAP Market

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    You clearly know the market very well, you've...

    You clearly know the market very well, you've really done your research. Well done you.

    I bow before your clearly extensive knowledge; the real-world situation that I see/know of in an actual real...
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    Whilst this was always my expectation of what a...

    Whilst this was always my expectation of what a contractor should be (back in my permie days), the reality was often quite the opposite and was one of the key reasons why I decided to give up...
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    Let me google that for you...

    Let me google that for you

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/accounting-legal/95689-24-month-rule-nutshell.html

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/welcome-faqs/58311-searching-cuk-forums.html
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    Noted. I've added you to speed dial and set a...

    Noted. I've added you to speed dial and set a daily reminder in my phone to call you. Get ready!
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    And also pretty damned rich coming from somebody...

    And also pretty damned rich coming from somebody not averse to claiming JSA when in between contracts (yes I get that it's legal/above boardallowed/blah blah but it doesn't sit right with me for a...
  12. captainham agrees with your comments; he also...

    captainham agrees with your comments; he also feels the same on this topic.

    although captainham may now consider posting all future forum comments in the third person.
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    You can't use your wife as a fair representation...

    You can't use your wife as a fair representation of all females everywhere...in her defence she does have to live with you...
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    Ecclestone saved a reputed £1 BILLION in tax with...

    Ecclestone saved a reputed £1 BILLION in tax with his deal...so in theory, he could still afford to pay out several hundred million quid on legal fees, top notch advice, etc, and still be quids in,...
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    You do what was suggested in your other thread...

    You do what was suggested in your other thread earlier today...
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    A "mate", eh? :wink:tongue

    A "mate", eh? :wink:tongue
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    http://www.quorn.co.uk/~/media/Quorn/Products/Full...

    http://www.quorn.co.uk/~/media/Quorn/Products/Full/lasagne-ready-meal.ashx
  18. You mean so you can go to them direct and miss...

    You mean so you can go to them direct and miss out the middle man?! :wink
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    Was it a real pony, or did you just send a...

    Was it a real pony, or did you just send a lasagne microwave meal from Iceland?
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    Free anything sounds gimmicky and I wouldn't...

    Free anything sounds gimmicky and I wouldn't trust them to be honest. Free my ar$e, it's still the fees you're paying to them that make it 'free'.

    No recommendations from me as I don't use a...
  21. And there was a good reason why I prefixed that...

    And there was a good reason why I prefixed that post with "There are many arguments around MOO" as I knew a lively debate would quickly follow!
  22. Try searching again but this time for "moo notice...

    Try searching again but this time for "moo notice period".

    MOO is mutuality of obligation, which is hopefully in your contract (or more precisely a stated lack of MOO) as far as IR35...
  23. First post: welcome. As you can probably imagine,...

    First post: welcome. As you can probably imagine, this comes up a lot.

    Tips on searching the forum are here:
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/welcome-faqs/58311-searching-cuk-forums.html

    And...
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    How have I never heard of that site, I love...

    How have I never heard of that site, I love it!!(Let me google that for you I mean, not Google obviously!!)
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    And this is coming from somebody who is surprised...

    And this is coming from somebody who is surprised when airport staff took offence when he/she/it mentioned the dreaded T word ("terrorist").
    ...
  26. Have you searched? ...

    Have you searched?

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/accounting-legal/95689-24-month-rule-nutshell.html
  27. Thanks Craig, didn't know that. Luckily I've...

    Thanks Craig, didn't know that. Luckily I've never done that myself then!
  28. Your situation might be different, but whenever I...

    Your situation might be different, but whenever I have totted up the SIM-free route vs subsidised phone route in the past, SIM-free has always worked out cheaper; so much so that it's a no-brainer...
  29. Or just buy a SIM-free phone outright on the...

    Or just buy a SIM-free phone outright on the company account, switch your contract to a cheaper SIM-only deal then there's far less ambiguity/cause for concern.
  30. It's not (much) different to the usual advice I...

    It's not (much) different to the usual advice I see when people have just set up a LtdCo for first time and subsequently sell assets (such as mobile phone) to LtdCo. The usual advice I see in those...
  31. I would have said Yes. Alternatively, what...

    I would have said Yes.

    Alternatively, what about paying £X yourself, then expense the full retail value of the handset to your Co (print out an Amazon screenshot or similar, with date, for your...
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    Either this, or perhaps just send out thought...

    Either this, or perhaps just send out thought waves and expect the agent to pick it up via psychic link.

    But even if you state it explicitly, at best it will only reduce (not stop) these calls;...
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    196156? Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of...

    196156? Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial? Hmm. I'm sorry, sir, that doesn't quite get to the nub of the matter for me.
  34. *have, man, have! :suicide: (sorry, that's a...

    *have, man, have! :suicide:

    (sorry, that's a particular pet hate of mine, far too much of this nonsense on my FB feed!)
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    OP might need a helping hand as Googling "ir35...

    OP might need a helping hand as Googling "ir35 contract duration" might be too much. Top hits from that are:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/business-contracts/88663-length-contract-ir35.html
    ...
  36. You need to ask yourself why you are currently...

    You need to ask yourself why you are currently contracting. If, like me, you got fed up with permiedom and decided you wanted to milk contracting for the money, then you need to consider if you are...
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    OP - if you're only looking at O&G and InTouch,...

    OP - if you're only looking at O&G and InTouch, then you'll find the latter on this list, but I can't see O&G on there.

    Oh and this post is a +1 for InTouch :smile
  38. It was your thread?! :confused: And as for the...

    It was your thread?! :confused:

    And as for the conclusion you have just reached, wasn't that the conclusion that was reached in the original lifecycle of this particular thread...
  39. I'm no authority in these matters but I doubt...

    I'm no authority in these matters but I doubt your average Hooters waitress counts as natural. :wink
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    24th last year, 23rd this year...looks like a bug...

    24th last year, 23rd this year...looks like a bug in the firewall, OP should check the NTP settings. I expect a full report back on the 22nd of April 2015.
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    Recent thread on GiftAid here: ...

    Recent thread on GiftAid here:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/accounting-legal/98295-gift-aid.html
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    May I introduce you to some punctuation? This...

    May I introduce you to some punctuation? This should get you started:

    , . ' ;

    Have a go with those and see how you get on with them.
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    Your first post used warranty clause and defect...

    Your first post used warranty clause and defect correction clause interchangeably; that being the case, a wrong requirement given by the client, or a change of policy by the company, does not mean...
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    It's generally considered to be good forum...

    It's generally considered to be good forum etiquette to at least get off one's 'arris and do at least some cursory digging before posting a lazy question (of which this is a prime example).
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    I make it 2 above, not 3. Really, you must be...

    I make it 2 above, not 3. Really, you must be more precise, otherwise OP clearly won't spot it.

    You need to up your game NLUK.
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    Maybe not the best example; that would be the...

    Maybe not the best example; that would be the fault of the cowboy manager (or business if they change their ”collection rules”), I don't see how either of those should fall to you as a warranty fix.
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    You **** his wife with pictures? Novel use of the...

    You **** his wife with pictures? Novel use of the medium, I must admit! Just mind the edges though, wouldn't want to get a paper cut from that...nasty.
  48. 2 years/3 contracts in and I still start prepping...

    2 years/3 contracts in and I still start prepping next month's invoice days before month end, excited at the prospect of all that lovely dough soon to be invoiced!
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    You're right, but you potentially underestimate...

    You're right, but you potentially underestimate OP's ability to figure that one out...
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    You also missed: 3. If you go Ltd, get an...

    You also missed:

    3. If you go Ltd, get an accountant; don't attempt to go it alone, you'll be lost at sea (OP specifically). But umbrellas are far easier, you may find it suits you much better...
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