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    In a world of oxymorons, is a cheap circumcision...

    In a world of oxymorons, is a cheap circumcision a rip-off?
  2. You are quite the oddball.

    You are quite the oddball.
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  4. You get out there shopping Scooty. Those big shop...

    You get out there shopping Scooty. Those big shop windows won't lick themselves.
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    Mass hysteria wins - then gets proven to not be...

    Mass hysteria wins - then gets proven to not be the best course. Bit like footy idiots racing to wear BLM badges only to find the true politics behind them after BLM have felt empowered enough to be...
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    We know you've photoshopped the sign in, so what...

    We know you've photoshopped the sign in, so what were you doing to the poor squirrel to get that look on its face? :eek:
  7. She went to buy £20 worth of make up last week. I...

    She went to buy £20 worth of make up last week. I told her to put it back; I picked up a £5 bottle of wine and told her she'd look just as pretty.
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    "A well regulated militia being necessary to the...

    "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

    I don't scoff at that; it simply needs a lot more...
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    Whereas if you were in Russia and posted that,...

    Whereas if you were in Russia and posted that, someone would simply reply with your post count.
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    Sandwich support threads for dyslexics? Well done...

    Sandwich support threads for dyslexics? Well done CUK, I'm please to see how inclusive we can really be.
  11. Thread: Good idea?

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    The steps are obvious: Never discipline your...

    The steps are obvious:

    Never discipline your child.
    Have to spend more time with it.
    Find out you've created a monster.
    Try and discipline it. Fail.
    Anger.
    Violence.
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    Oh. I thought this was going to be a support...

    Oh. I thought this was going to be a support thread for dyslexic sandwich fans. Never mind.
  13. I love the smell of bigotry in the morning.

    I love the smell of bigotry in the morning.
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    Chancellor of Germany - Wikipedia...

    Chancellor of Germany - Wikipedia
  15. FTFY ;)

    FTFY ;)
  16. Yep, if it's inside you cannot put travel and...

    Yep, if it's inside you cannot put travel and accommodation expenses through so staying away from home costs are all from your take home, squeezing tax brackets.
  17. I think they mean the place, not the person.

    I think they mean the place, not the person.
  18. Over the last few years I've been more drinking...

    Over the last few years I've been more drinking while doing something, e.g. playing snooker / pool / bowls.

    It's been a long time since I've gone to the pub for the sole purpose of drinking so I...
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    :hug: No extension or binned off mid-contract?

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    No extension or binned off mid-contract?
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    Sticky: Morning rain here, brightening up now but just...

    Morning rain here, brightening up now but just means it's bright grey. Clouds coming over from the south east, which is very unusual.
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    To us with our very-odd-to-them NHS and no 2nd...

    To us with our very-odd-to-them NHS and no 2nd amendment, yes.
    It's a nation built on hypocrisy and war. Don't forget that during WW2 they were persecuting African Americans while fighting someone...
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    Is it a fixed price contract?

    Is it a fixed price contract?
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    No I don't - it was very much a rhetorical...

    No I don't - it was very much a rhetorical question (albeit 2005 if you see it as a quiz question).
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    Sticky: As soon as she finds a sex drive I'll let you...

    As soon as she finds a sex drive I'll let you know!!!
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    Sticky: Nope. I pulled her up on it (almost grateful that...

    Nope. I pulled her up on it (almost grateful that I didn't have to sort myself out for lunch but Holland's pies have really gone downhill since the new owners took over) and she said "oh yeah, should...
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    I think the point was moot anyway - we all knew...

    I think the point was moot anyway - we all knew it was length of time from contract start to pocket.
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    How long has Merkel been in charge?

    How long has Merkel been in charge?
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    If you're drowning and your life flashes before...

    If you're drowning and your life flashes before your eyes, concentrate hard on the bit where you had swimming lessons.
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    Sticky: Mrs LM. A complete fecking enigma at times. She...

    Mrs LM. A complete fecking enigma at times.
    She knows that when we order from the local chippy, I either have fish and peas (no chips, the fish is pretty much a meal on its own) or sausage, chips...
  30. You asked the stupid question, we gave...

    You asked the stupid question, we gave appropriate answers.


    I'll break down the logic for you.
    If the client has said it's inside (based on a job spec that they pulled together pre the bill...
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    Others allege that it's just one woman's lie that...

    Others allege that it's just one woman's lie that got waaay out of hand.
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    Ask your accountant. Or maybe even get one?

    Ask your accountant. Or maybe even get one?
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    Ah, the good old "all lefties are commies"...

    Ah, the good old "all lefties are commies" defence.
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    Go on then, talk me through the illegal wars he...

    Go on then, talk me through the illegal wars he led us into, or the blood on his hands from the deaths of..., oh, wait, don't they matter because they're not British people that he's responsible for...
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    That sub-note is ridiculous. While we know that...

    That sub-note is ridiculous. While we know that they can just bin you off at any moment despite the notice clause, it's one thing to have a commonly known flaw like that but something else entirely...
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    We all waited for NLUK but knew what the OP...

    We all waited for NLUK but knew what the OP really meant, i.e. when will there be funds in my Ltd to allow me to be paid.
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    God's DNA.... not sure how we break this one to...

    God's DNA.... not sure how we break this one to you pal.
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    Their second amendment is all about gun rights. ...

    Their second amendment is all about gun rights.

    Interesting that certain commentators bang on about banning assault rifles, yet the vast majority of firearms murders are carried out with handguns....
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    That's fair enough but I'm focusing on the OP...

    That's fair enough but I'm focusing on the OP talking about taking their first steps into contracting at the current time.
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    That was his dad. :)

    That was his dad. :)
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    Probably and now BLM is getting more and more...

    Probably and now BLM is getting more and more infected with politics, football needs to distance itself from it.
  42. Paper headlines being misleading shocker....

    Paper headlines being misleading shocker. Whatever next, life not being fair?
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    You say that but ten years earlier....

    You say that but ten years earlier....
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    Quite telling was Patrice Evra and Jamie Redknapp...

    Quite telling was Patrice Evra and Jamie Redknapp ditching their BLM badges on Sky last night.

    I think reverting to wearing Kick It Out badges (football's long-standing anti-racism program for...
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    I think the difference is at what stage of your...

    I think the difference is at what stage of your contracting cycle you're at. There's no way I'd be looking at going to contract at the moment. A glance down the list at Jobserve would tell you...
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    BLM stress fractures appearing

    Starmer disapproves:

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    BLM being shown up as too far left, doing the anti-racism cause no good.

    Sky...
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    It does seem very left wing - spend and f**k the...

    It does seem very left wing - spend and f**k the consequences.
  48. Yes. Do you see the difference between doing...

    Yes. Do you see the difference between doing something and doing nothing?
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    Eh up, Johnny Big Bo***cks is in.

    Eh up, Johnny Big Bo***cks is in.
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    Sticky: I know but we've got people in the house who...

    I know but we've got people in the house who prefer plastic. :(
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