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  1. Thread: VBA macro

    by flamel
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    In Cell A1 of the tab "Source":...

    In Cell A1 of the tab "Source":
    =RIGHT(CELL("filename",A2),LEN(CELL("filename",A2))-FIND("]",CELL("filename",A2)))

    That will give you the sheet name

    In Cell E5 of the "Target" sheet:
    ...
  2. Thread: Ir35 2020

    by flamel
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    4. They have time to save up the cash to pay Big...

    4. They have time to save up the cash to pay Big 4 consultancies instead of contractors
  3. Sticky: Say hello to HMRC too :wave:

    Say hello to HMRC too :wave:
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    I'm glad you said "was" Started with zip the...

    I'm glad you said "was"
    Started with zip the built up 6 months but as I'm long term on the bench it's now almost the sq root of feck all
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    We went to Medhufushi ...

    We went to Medhufushi

    https://www.destination2.co.uk/destinations/indian-ocean/maldives

    Can't go wrong - all inclusive including drink and not a chav in sight
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    Don't even think about doing this.

    Don't even think about doing this.
  7. ++1

    ++1
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    Try Glenfarclas 15 year old - it's worth it

    Try Glenfarclas 15 year old - it's worth it
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    125% plus IHT plus interest plus your life

    125% plus IHT plus interest plus your life
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    https://twitter.com/FamelFlamel/status/94858044895...

    https://twitter.com/FamelFlamel/status/948580448954933248
  11. Only after a "consultation" that concluded it...

    Only after a "consultation" that concluded it would be good for buses in general and that being run over by a bus would have no material impact on your body.
  12. ... HMRC have plenty of experience in making...

    ... HMRC have plenty of experience in making people bankrupt. Whilst they are gleefully making you bankrupt, they will not help you or offer advice. Even if they did, do not act on their advice as it...
  13. Thread: So what now?

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    Because Hector ignores everybody and does what it...

    Because Hector ignores everybody and does what it wants.
  14. SummerhillLass For a moment I thought that was...

    SummerhillLass

    For a moment I thought that was my ex-wife speaking, it sounds all too familiar!

    You are not alone - there are many families suffering at the hands of the people "..who had no...
  15. Thread: Vaping

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    I make my own Red Berry menthol flavour for that...

    I make my own Red Berry menthol flavour for that - but I can only take it in a smaller vaper

    I avoid tobacco flavoured juice as it's like a stew of socks and goat trader's flip-flop
  16. Thread: Vaping

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    Charlie's Chalk Dust - Salted Caramel Ice Cream...

    Charlie's Chalk Dust - Salted Caramel Ice Cream flavour - not too sweet - is my go to vape in a Smok Baby Beast
  17. The Treasury henceforth must be described as...

    The Treasury henceforth must be described as Mutineers, seeking to subvert the will of the British people with all these facts
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    I think you'll find they have their personal...

    I think you'll find they have their personal interests more at heart than the UK. Their personal interests being stored in Panama is a sign.
    That and the sale of the UK to the US.
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    Now that the lying house-flipper, Dork (aka David...

    Now that the lying house-flipper, Dork (aka David Gauke), is in charge of DWP, I think you'll find that he's going to screw over the nation's pensioners without batting an eyelash.

    If you ever get...
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    I bought my wife some of that "volume control"...

    I bought my wife some of that "volume control" shampoo........doesn't work though, I can still ******* hear her.
  21. Stay alive - but not for long. Especially if...

    Stay alive - but not for long.

    Especially if you develop a taste for deep fried clams.
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    " agency ineptness..." Shock. Horror.:rollin:

    " agency ineptness..."

    Shock. Horror.:rollin:
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    There is an alternative to a petition which has...

    There is an alternative to a petition which has been proven to have exactly the same success rate:

    Find an empty field in the middle of nowhere, look up at the sky and shout very loudly until you...
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    "I have a vague recollection......" LOL :freaky:

    "I have a vague recollection......"
    LOL :freaky:
  25. I'd get some lessons from Charles Manson before...

    I'd get some lessons from Charles Manson before he pegs it
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    Noel Gallagher, the raging Northerner who can...

    Noel Gallagher, the raging Northerner who can barely tie his own shoe laces tell us how it is
    What a comfort that is, knowing how much he knows about the world
    From his point of view, I suppose it...
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    Sticky: I thought the clocks changed a while ago? Or am I...

    I thought the clocks changed a while ago? Or am I living in a time warp?
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    Sticky: Wife = Washing, Ironing Fucking Etc

    Wife = Washing, Ironing ******* Etc
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    Looks like there's a great need for a safe space...

    Looks like there's a great need for a safe space for Brexiteer types.... what with the banning of the Daily Stormer.

    On the positive side, I hear there may be some spare statues from...
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    Make your own - it's a piece of cake - starter...

    Make your own - it's a piece of cake - starter kits at makemyvape and a calculator for the nicotine content
    Get a rebuildable atomiser (like...
  31. Yes - obvs

    Yes - obvs
  32. In all the years I have been working in finance,...

    In all the years I have been working in finance, I have never heard of an advisor who would suggest speaking directly with HMRC. I would suggest that the general advice is to NEVER deal directly with...
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    :rollin:

    :rollin:
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    In other words, when your expectations have...

    In other words, when your expectations have reached rock-bottom, dig a hole and lower them again.

    Only then will you be approaching the edge of the omnishambles that is HMRC.
  35. However, with the "Accelerated Payment" wheeze,...

    However, with the "Accelerated Payment" wheeze, plus Direct Recovery of Debts (DRD), they can charge you upfront for anything they want, without any recourse to anybody except themselves and then...
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    When Hector has introduced the new pernicious...

    When Hector has introduced the new pernicious IR35 rules and start running after previous IR35/tax avoiders, I can see this spreading to the UK

    I do like these Links posts - almost essential...
  37. Sounds like they hounded him until his wife left...

    Sounds like they hounded him until his wife left him, he was depressed and suicidal (and penniless) and then bankrupted him.

    And then I read their latest missive "Insolvency..is not expected to...
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    TAILS on a USB stick is even better...

    TAILS on a USB stick is even better
    https://tails.boum.org/
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    I must remember to tell my family that my...

    I must remember to tell my family that my insolvency won't have a material impact. I may need to surround myself with sandbags and wear a suit of armour when I have that conversation. Maybe I could...
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    Depends what the day rate is.......

    Depends what the day rate is.......
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    If you go down this path, get a perm job with...

    If you go down this path, get a perm job with training - as an accountant you absolutely have to get a qualification
  42. This "consultation" closes on 5th October i.e....

    This "consultation" closes on 5th October i.e. tomorrow

    Just saying....
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    I'm sure I'm not going soft, but I can't help...

    I'm sure I'm not going soft, but I can't help agreeing with eek on this one.

    In spite of the mountain of experience I have working in the public sector, I'd have to think twice before working...
  44. HMRC always give everybody a fair and personal...

    HMRC always give everybody a fair and personal service, including contractors. After all, everyone is now nicely referred to as "customers". Just remember that in spite of the motto "the customer is...
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    When this comes to pass (and it surely will),...

    When this comes to pass (and it surely will), together with new SDC / IR35 rules, then contracting as an option is effectively dead. Let's face it some of us only do the work we're in for the money...
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    But HMRC win 80% of all their cases? Does that...

    But HMRC win 80% of all their cases? Does that now reduce to 79%?
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    It's HMRC you're talking about - did you expect...

    It's HMRC you're talking about - did you expect anything less?

    I've already moved out of public sector so I've got private sector experience on my CV before the mass exodus.

    I've never seen a...
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    I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles....

    I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
    My next tulip could spell disaster.
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    Anyone that knew EXACTLY what they were doing...

    Anyone that knew EXACTLY what they were doing would have put their money in Panama, Lichtenstein etc.

    I can categorically state that I did not know exactly what I was doing and I'm certain that...
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    I think he's trying to say that the effective tax...

    I think he's trying to say that the effective tax rate on this retrospective law is PAYE and NIC on earnings before the scheme provider made a loan, plus interest, plus IHT. Effectively, this will...
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