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    Mutty Merkel and Madman Macron. HTH

    Mutty Merkel and Madman Macron.

    HTH
  2. ftfy :wink

    ftfy

    :wink
  3. Jog on peabrain :wave::wave:

    Jog on peabrain

    :wave::wave:
  4. And just like that, Whorty appeared. As if this...

    And just like that, Whorty appeared. As if this thread is not already well stocked with gurning Bremoaning simpletons!! Welcome aboard jellyhead!

    :laugh:laugh
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    Wife: "Did I put on much weight during Lockdown?"...

    Wife: "Did I put on much weight during Lockdown?"

    Hubby: "Difficult to tell, you weren't all that slim before"

    Time of Death: 11:15pm

    Cause of Death: COVID


    HTH
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    If that theory flies we can all presume that YOU...

    If that theory flies we can all presume that YOU have few if any friends, and even those you DO possess have long been in favour of you wearing a mask, dating back to well before the outbreak of...
  7. Not when you factor in all the strings that are...

    Not when you factor in all the strings that are attached. And certainly not if you are a British fisherman.
    It might be hoped that with you living on a barren rock surrounded by water, that might...
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    Beyond parody

    Is it not about time that this little sub-forum was put out of its misery?

    It appears to be populated almost exclusively by an ever dwindling thicket of reactionary Luddites that simply refuse to...
  9. Thread: Long Brexit

    by shaunbhoy
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    Nobody at THIS end of the debate. I am more...

    Nobody at THIS end of the debate.

    I am more than happy to accept change. I have voted for it often enough and even gone as far as standing in the front line to defend its implementation.

    The...
  10. Thread: Long Brexit

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    As far as my comment on the moderation goes, QED....

    As far as my comment on the moderation goes, QED.

    :tumble::tumble:
  11. Thread: Long Brexit

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    Within the Brexit sub-forum you probably,...

    Within the Brexit sub-forum you probably, unusually, may have a point.
    But that is down to the fact that this section of the forum is populated almost exclusively these days by a tiny bubble of...
  12. Thread: Long Brexit

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    No that can't be it. If it were then humourless...

    No that can't be it. If it were then humourless tossers like you would have been ditched long ago.

    Try again.

    :laugh:laugh
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    Your answers show that: you enjoy helping and...

    Your answers show that:

    you enjoy helping and listening to other people
    you are motivated, set yourself personal goals and are comfortable competing with other people
    you are sociable and find...
  14. Thread: Long Brexit

    by shaunbhoy
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    Humbug. Merely an observation.

    Humbug. Merely an observation.
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    Stop projecting your vile fantasies onto the...

    Stop projecting your vile fantasies onto the forum.

    HTH

    Whorty
  16. And so is blubbing to the Teacher. I guess it...

    And so is blubbing to the Teacher.

    I guess it takes all sorts.
    :smokin
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    Looks like Politics is your only option...

    Looks like Politics is your only option then...................but which Party?

    :wink
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    Calm down.......Donna! :wink

    Calm down.......Donna! :wink
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    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh
  20. Best be careful. With cynical views like that you...

    Best be careful. With cynical views like that you may drive bedwetters like Whorty into reporting you to the Moderati!

    Not to mention the effect it might have on poor old Scooty.

    Just saying!...
  21. Thread: Long Brexit

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    Quite possibly. But I can still remember when...

    Quite possibly. But I can still remember when this place was populated by people with a bit of backbone and not the whiney kindergarten it has subsequently morphed into.

    Bit of a shame really, but...
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    I have little doubt. One can only admire the...

    I have little doubt.

    One can only admire the accuracy of the algorithms used to produce that result.

    :laugh
  23. Thread: Long Brexit

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    To be fair though, they are really on the ball...

    To be fair though, they are really on the ball when dreary humourless dullards like Whorty press their "triggered" button.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  24. Why would YOU care? You've already jumped ship. ...

    Why would YOU care? You've already jumped ship.

    :eyes
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    You felt the need to pose that question at 2am?...

    You felt the need to pose that question at 2am? :eyes:eyes

    Let's be honest, your memories of 2003 are bound to be pretty hazy now considering you probably can't remember what you had for tea!
    ...
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    Linky?....or just you opening your gob and...

    Linky?....or just you opening your gob and letting your guts rumble again?

    :laugh:laugh
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    A year or so from now I predict the same handful...

    A year or so from now I predict the same handful of gurning losers will STILL be immersed in this sub-forum tediously whining and blubbing whilst the rest of the world has moved on.

    HTH BIDI
    ...
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    In your case it would be impossible to spot. ...

    In your case it would be impossible to spot.

    :laugh
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    Lockdown has done little to alter your warped...

    Lockdown has done little to alter your warped imagination and extremely cranky way of viewing the world.

    :laugh:laugh
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    Oh go on.......indulge us..........a couple of...

    Oh go on.......indulge us..........a couple of hours will suffice.

    :wink
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    ftfy :wink

    ftfy

    :wink
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    Whilst we are on the subject of turd removal,...

    Whilst we are on the subject of turd removal, anybody heard from sas lately?

    Is he still attempting to ingratiate himself to Portuguese hill-bumpkins?

    :rollin:
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    Only from your perspective though, and I don't...

    Only from your perspective though, and I don't place too much credit on the vapid ramblings of inbred halfwits.

    :laugh
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    Good luck with that. Spent 10 days in Doha back...

    Good luck with that. Spent 10 days in Doha back in 1994. Unless there has been a phenomenal upsurge in tourist attractions you'll see more by staying in your hotel.
    I suppose you could visit all the...
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    Au Contraire. I have assembled around YOU in...

    Au Contraire. I have assembled around YOU in order to poke fun at you. Taking a rest from lawnmowing.

    :wink
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    Probably not. But for the removal of any doubt...

    Probably not. But for the removal of any doubt perhaps you could sell him yours, well-worn though it may be?

    Just a suggestion...........

    :wink
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    Khairi Saadallah

    Reading park stabbings: What we know so far - BBC News



    Oh Dear.......let's hope his breathing wasn't affected.

    NB No statues were harmed in the making of this post.

    :eyes
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    Now THERE'S a statement you don't often hear. ...

    Now THERE'S a statement you don't often hear.

    :laugh
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    I believe we have sourced the root of your...

    I believe we have sourced the root of your confusion and bewilderment.

    HTH

    :tongue
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    Stop sugarcoating it and tell him what you really...

    Stop sugarcoating it and tell him what you really feel!!

    :yay::yay:
  41. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thu...

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Tractionfr02.jpg/1200px-Tractionfr02.jpg

    Always quite liked the look of these.........
  42. Thread: Stay Alert

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    Supposedly Nicola Sturgeon is having trouble...

    Supposedly Nicola Sturgeon is having trouble comprehending just exactly what "Stay Alert" actually means.

    I find it impossible to believe that someone that worked alongside Alex Salmond for so...
  43. Good luck with that. :eyes:eyes

    Good luck with that.

    :eyes:eyes
  44. ftfy :wink

    ftfy

    :wink
  45. Not that lucky for you though. That is probably...

    Not that lucky for you though. That is probably why you caught it early doors.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  46. ftfy :laugh:laugh

    ftfy

    :laugh:laugh
  47. From a scientific point of view, YOU are quite...

    From a scientific point of view, YOU are quite curious.

    Doesn't make you any less dull and tedious though.

    HTH BIDI

    :tumble::tumble:
  48. Thread: PPE Shortage

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    Won't need one. They are on my ignore list. ...

    Won't need one. They are on my ignore list.

    :wink
  49. Furloughing sycophants and grubbing around...

    Furloughing sycophants and grubbing around looking for taxpayer handouts?
  50. Thread: PPE Shortage

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    Won't stop Laura Koontsberg and Michael Pestflap...

    Won't stop Laura Koontsberg and Michael Pestflap trying to pin it on Boris et al though.

    :eyes:eyes
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