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    It's just another of those Google Street View...

    It's just another of those Google Street View glitches.

    Google Maps
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    Sticky: I find it's easier to put the bodies in the...

    I find it's easier to put the bodies in the freezer and have them for lunch.
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    Sticky: A Google. Why didn't I think of that? According...

    A Google. Why didn't I think of that? According to this, the Marshal was an Eastwood stunt double, Buddy Van Horn, so maybe not surprising I thought it was Eastwood.

    In praise of High Plains...
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    Sticky: Watched High Plains Drifter last night. Bit...

    Watched High Plains Drifter last night. Bit confusing as the marshal that was whipped to death looked like Clint Eastwood. Thought maybe he'd somehow risen from the dead, expect nobody in the town...
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    Sticky: Damn vandals ruin things for everyone. Went for a...

    Damn vandals ruin things for everyone. Went for a walk with loony lady 1 on Weds round a local lake. Normally you can get good access to it from an area owned by the yachting club but we found huge...
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    Nah, but going to my Satanist ritual tomorrow.

    Nah, but going to my Satanist ritual tomorrow.
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    Given the circumstances, using the first people...

    Given the circumstances, using the first people he could get hold of for PPE deals was most sensible thing to do.
  8. Thread: One for minnie

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    Nah. Too knackered.

    Nah. Too knackered.
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    News about poor little dormouse being stuck...

    News about poor little dormouse being stuck really justifies a doom thread. If it was one of many ghastly politicians or celebrities being stuck in a sewer, it wouldn't be.

    Found a mouse stuck in...
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    Sticky: Yuck! For a few years I was always hearing a loud...

    Yuck! For a few years I was always hearing a loud running noise from my en suite shower whenever it rained. Discovered recently the dip tube was missing. Got a detached fortunately, don't share...
  11. Thread: Well...

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    Why doesn't he start dating SueEllen? they'd get...

    Why doesn't he start dating SueEllen? they'd get on so well. Imagine the conversation on their first date, aTW "Doom", SE "Doom", AtW "Doom", SE "Doom", ATw....
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    Interesting farticle in the Guardian. Conflicts...

    Interesting farticle in the Guardian. Conflicts between politicians and civil servants are a particular problem in the Home Office:

    Why do so many home secretaries fall out with their officials? |...
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    Sticky: I've still got my 1998 VB6 Student Edition CD if...

    I've still got my 1998 VB6 Student Edition CD if they need it.
  14. Cheers. Probably not worth the hassle for my...

    Cheers. Probably not worth the hassle for my purposes, it's only a minor feature I'm trying to add, but I'll have a look.
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    Sticky: Footpath inspections again today, usual good luck...

    Footpath inspections again today, usual good luck with weather. Drizzling when I got into van, dry when I arrived at place and sunny within 15 mins. Taken me ages to translate my almost illegible...
  16. Seems to work in Firefox. May be out of date...

    Seems to work in Firefox. May be out of date version tho. Googling "same-origin policy" brings up quite a few interesting things.
  17. Cheers chaps. Yeh, saw that solution but...

    Cheers chaps.



    Yeh, saw that solution but was dubious for that reason.



    Got Brave, Opera & Firefox installed but never use them. May try those.
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    If any CUK ladies lose some bits, I'll be glad to...

    If any CUK ladies lose some bits, I'll be glad to have them.
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    Oi don't insult Fosters mate! My favourite since...

    Oi don't insult Fosters mate! My favourite since I was in Oz.

    PS But not long after that I was in the loony bin, maybe there was a link.
  20. Get data from an Iframe on a local webpage

    Trying to get some data from an iframe and used the simple method in this link:

    How to get HTML content of an iFrame using JavaScript ? - GeeksforGeeks

    Works fine when the pages are on the...
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    Sticky: Funny, thought you couldn't do images in TPD....

    Funny, thought you couldn't do images in TPD. Couldn't get one to show the other day.

    PS No, it wasn't rude!
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    Not absolute proof. They may have made a decision...

    Not absolute proof. They may have made a decision not to fly. Or have an injured wing.
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    He is the parent and he's now male. Makes him a...

    He is the parent and he's now male. Makes him a father IMO. Laws are sometimes necessary to protect others, but otherwise, what's the problem with altering a few legal documents?

    I am assuming the...
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    Sticky: Wasting dosh. Bought copy of Paint.net on...

    Wasting dosh. Bought copy of Paint.net on Microsoft store, not realising it was online and not a a download. Then couldn't use it 'cos I signed in with old details which are different to the user ID...
  25. Thread: Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom

    by xoggoth
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    The Babadook is coming for yer.

    The Babadook is coming for yer.
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    Soon they'll be saying it's weird to tuck one's...

    Soon they'll be saying it's weird to tuck one's little puppet parrot into bed every night.
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    Sticky: Darn it. Constant noise all the time and it looks...

    Darn it. Constant noise all the time and it looks like the old couple next door have had an air source heat pump installed. There's a box on the ground and an aluminium duct going into their wall....
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    Yer beat me to it! The day they fit us all with...

    Yer beat me to it! The day they fit us all with microchips from birth is ever closer.
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    Or maybe just sarcasm, re what others were maybe...

    Or maybe just sarcasm, re what others were maybe thinking, after no replies for nearly two hours. FOaTw etc. is on various other threads, no bans there.
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    Perfectly normal behaviour in my view.

    Perfectly normal behaviour in my view.
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    by xoggoth
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    PS That frog on your latest avatar appears to be...

    PS That frog on your latest avatar appears to be a lady. Excellent inclusivity.

    https://livelovelearnbreathe.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/kissafrogglittered.jpg
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    Number of hairs you have left?

    Number of hairs you have left?
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    Surprising the number of celebs dying that you...

    Surprising the number of celebs dying that you thought had died years ago. Amazed Tommy Steel was knighted last month.
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    Sticky: Just back from walk with loony lady 1. No latte...

    Just back from walk with loony lady 1. No latte coffee & flapjack afterwards, I hate this lockdown.
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    Definitely atW for appropriating other people's...

    Definitely atW for appropriating other people's avatars. He was Dim Prawn, now he's NAT. Better not start using a zombie type, I'll eat yer brains!
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    Sticky: Cease and desist notice. CUK bum-related...

    Cease and desist notice.

    CUK bum-related innuendos are copyright of xoggoth.
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    Sticky: Just been captured by space aliens.

    Just been captured by space aliens.
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    I bet some were calling Stonehenge a 2 billion...

    I bet some were calling Stonehenge a 2 billion white elephant 3000 years ago.
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    I'd like a sub forum with all the posts that...

    I'd like a sub forum with all the posts that earned the banning. Much more exciting than General.

    CUK's version of Sickepedia.
  40. Thread: Great news

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    Totally agree with that.

    Totally agree with that.
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    Not in dictionary? What about that song "Bahn...

    Not in dictionary? What about that song "Bahn bahn bahn on the autobahn" Or are you spelling it wrong?

    Kraftwerk- Autobahn - YouTube
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    Sticky: Done me first day of local footpath inspections....

    Done me first day of local footpath inspections. Last month I did them for a parish further away as they were short of volunteers. Wiggling footpath signs is probably most exciting thing in me life...
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    Agree with what V said. Simplistic nonsense. Why...

    Agree with what V said. Simplistic nonsense. Why should all Brits pick up this bill when many of their ancestors were also exploited by the rich, working in conditions hardly better than those...
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    Sticky: You must have a serious case if you like Marmite.

    You must have a serious case if you like Marmite.
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    Some old bloke using the old fashioned term...

    Some old bloke using the old fashioned term "coloured" instead of black. People should focus on real racism not unintentional slip ups like that.

    PS Dinosaur? Ageist!
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    Read the first sentence and fell asleep. I'll ask...

    Read the first sentence and fell asleep. I'll ask my little puppet parrot to comment.
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    Sticky: Went to council tip yesterday but gave up because...

    Went to council tip yesterday but gave up because of huge queue due to social distancing by only using every other parking space. I'll just bung it on my ghastly neighbour's garden.

    Bit of a panic...
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    Sticky: Shopping today. No shortage of bog paper this...

    Shopping today. No shortage of bog paper this time but I did notice packs marked "Recycled Toilet Paper" Not sure I like the sound of that.
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    Sticky: That benign repair ghost is back again. CD player...

    That benign repair ghost is back again. CD player in my conservatory wasn't working, kept stopping and showing track 1. Tried several CDs. Gave it one last go today before chucking in van for dump...
  50. Agree with him. So many on the roads at present...

    Agree with him. So many on the roads at present and mostly men. Don't mind being behind ladies in tight lycra so much.
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