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    I'm glad I trigger you lot so much. You obviously...

    I'm glad I trigger you lot so much. You obviously care deeply :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh
    Next!
  2. :laugh:laugh:laugh Good one. You've mistakenly...

    :laugh:laugh:laugh Good one.
    You've mistakenly posted on the wrong thread though, you clearly meant to post here:
    ...
  3. Thread: Shall I...

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    :laugh:laugh What do you think it is?...

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    What do you think it is? Congenital stupidity or simple senility. Or both?
    More to be pitied than anything methinks :grin
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    Oh look, it's the content-free twins: Tweedledum...

    Oh look, it's the content-free twins: Tweedledum and Tweedledumber.
    God was off sick when their brain-handing out time came round.
  5. Thread: Shall I...

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    I'm merely pointing out BR14s stupidity in...

    I'm merely pointing out BR14s stupidity in assuming that one has to "go out" to work.
    But I take your point, pointing out cretinism on this forum is a Sisyphean task, especially with the likes of...
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    Triggered!

    Triggered!
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    I suppose "proper pub lunch" is ambiguous. I...

    I suppose "proper pub lunch" is ambiguous. I merely meant to say I followed the lead of my host and imbibed a few. That more than made up for the rather mediocre food. Perhaps "liquid lunch" would...
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    Thanks for educating us about your native...

    Thanks for educating us about your native Glaswegian lower-class argot.
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    Yeah we believe you. Not :laugh:laugh:laugh

    Yeah we believe you. Not :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Has went? I'm sorry but I can't take seriously...

    Has went? I'm sorry but I can't take seriously the argument of any adult who's incapable of mastering the basics of their native tongue.
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    Forget the sexism, what a quaint 20th Century...

    Forget the sexism, what a quaint 20th Century idea it is that you have to "go out" to work. :laugh
    In some sectors, notably pharma, 100% work from home, anywhere in Europe (or same time zone) is now...
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    Hey not my choice, went where I was taken. Food...

    Hey not my choice, went where I was taken.
    Food a bit meh TBH, but beer was Ok.
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    Hello Zeity. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Hello Zeity. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
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    One way of getting a 2% growth rate is to pick 20...

    One way of getting a 2% growth rate is to pick 20 billion off the magic money tree as per the Tory manifesto.
    The argument on this thread is moot.
    Both parties have promised (if you can believe...
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    Bit mouthy for a junior perm based in Swindon,...

    Bit mouthy for a junior perm based in Swindon, don't you think?
    You need to get Admin to change your strap line. If it was ever true, it's certainly not now :laugh
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    Oh come now, he did single-handedly install the...

    Oh come now, he did single-handedly install the mobile network in India :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

    :rollin::rollin::rollin:
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    :laugh:laugh:laugh I love the way you...

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    I love the way you dickheads make things up. Which forecasts are these?
    Since 2016 the growth rate of the UK has been bumping along at the bottom of the EU and G7 tables....
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    Well racism correlates well with low...

    Well racism correlates well with low intelligence, so perhaps he's one of those thick Ruperts who get their position from family background and connections:grin

    The ones I know are bright enough...
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    The Fox Pub & Restaurant in Coulsdon Common -...

    The Fox Pub & Restaurant in Coulsdon Common - Vintage Inns

    In the middle of nowhere.
    Visiting a small cons based in Banstead that client co want to buy up.
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    The two ex-army officers I know are vehement...

    The two ex-army officers I know are vehement Remainers. They make even me embarrased by the epithets they call Leavers.
    Perhaps it's just the cannon fodder (whose average reading age is 10) that...
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    In London for the day ...

    ... nice day too. Had a proper pub lunch :) now need to sit through a dull meeting before catching the train out.
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    Whoooosh. Christ, you're a thick ****.

    Whoooosh.
    Christ, you're a thick ****.
  24. I know the one, spent many an evening there in in...

    I know the one, spent many an evening there in in my City days. Would have been around the same time too. It wasn't a typical 'spoons though. Dunno if that idiot had bought it then.
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    :laugh What's that smell again? Oh yeah it's the...

    :laugh What's that smell again? Oh yeah it's the strong whiff of "loser".
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    Triggered again? Have a lie down you thick...

    Triggered again? Have a lie down you thick fooker.:laugh:laugh
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    So you genuinely believe it's the UK's...

    So you genuinely believe it's the UK's contribution to the EU (15.5 billion p.a.) that's stopping the EU sliding into recession?
    As opposed to say a reduction in German exports (half a trillion...
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    :laugh:laugh Gosh. You really are a bona-fide...

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    Gosh. You really are a bona-fide moron, aren't you?
    What is it you do for a living again? Can't be anything that requires any level of cognitive ability, clearly.
    Aren't you an IPSE...
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    Not going to happen. The number of Brexiters on...

    Not going to happen. The number of Brexiters on Brexit supporting marches is :tumble::tumble::tumble:
    Plus the resultant medicine shortage post_brexit means most will be in bed.
  30. This Liam Bradley fella can't seem to remember...

    This Liam Bradley fella can't seem to remember what degree he has. :tongue
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    The only certain thing about the UK is its...

    The only certain thing about the UK is its continued accelerated decline.
    Simply put, as this thread and others show, there are too many cretins in the country.
    What amazes me is that people so...
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    Are all politicians as venal as Boris? Is it...

    Are all politicians as venal as Boris?
    Is it inconceivable to you that there are politicians who care deeply for their constituents and their country?
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    No you're right, we concede, Boris is a highly...

    No you're right, we concede, Boris is a highly principled politician who only has the country's interests at heart.
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    Isn't that the guy who wanted an EFTA deal? Are...

    Isn't that the guy who wanted an EFTA deal? Are you supporting that, then?
    Moron.
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    As usual you cretins don't really understand...

    As usual you cretins don't really understand what's happening :rolleyes:

    There are 2 phases to the Grenfell inquiry:
    Phase 1 which has just concluded seeks to find out what went wrong on the...
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    Can I have some of what you're smoking? Plenty...

    Can I have some of what you're smoking?
    Plenty of financial/economic specialists have come out recently to say that they consider Brexit will be infinitely worse for the economy than a Labour...
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    You're on the wrong forum. Try...

    You're on the wrong forum. Try lowlevelperm.co.uk.:laugh
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    :laugh:laugh One might almost feel sorry for...

    :laugh:laugh

    One might almost feel sorry for the sad, alcoholic fantasist who projects his self-hate outwards.
  39. Too cold and wet. That's why an election in...

    Too cold and wet. That's why an election in December is a good idea. :wink
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    What sort of models do you use? Statistical? If...

    What sort of models do you use? Statistical? If so, which ones? Machine learning? If so which ones?
    I'm genuinely curious.
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    :laugh:laugh

    :laugh:laugh
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    He's in a different league of stupid. That's for...

    He's in a different league of stupid. That's for sure.
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    Why do you lot waste your time arguing with a...

    Why do you lot waste your time arguing with a drunken Glaswegian fool?:laugh:laugh
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    Is it your argument that everyone's opinion is...

    Is it your argument that everyone's opinion is equal? Or are some people's ideas (or life choices), objectively inferior to others? Perhaps we should abolish exams, interviews and any "selective"...
  45. Thread: 1 day to go!

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    Indeed. The EU hasn't found the magic money tree...

    Indeed. The EU hasn't found the magic money tree that the UK now has.
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    Poll: Given your track record of "prediction" it's a...

    Given your track record of "prediction" it's a dead cert.
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    Poll: The only thing you can say about this election is...

    The only thing you can say about this election is minority parties will gain a record number of seats. That fragmentation is, ironically, seen across all of Europe
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    Even by your low standards, this is a...

    Even by your low standards, this is a particularly cretinous, ill-informed and ignorant post.
    :rolleyes:
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    Democracy eventually leads to national decline...

    Democracy eventually leads to national decline when cretins like yourself start making decisions. Nothing to be done about that but make money from the chaos.
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    Poll: Brexiters aren't the smartest, as a rule. ...

    Brexiters aren't the smartest, as a rule.

    That's why I sincerely hope for a Hard Brexit, purely for the shadenfreude of laughing at the effect on these morons.

    Well that and the fact that, as a...
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