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    Now THERE'S a statement you don't often hear. ...

    Now THERE'S a statement you don't often hear.

    :laugh
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    I believe we have sourced the root of your...

    I believe we have sourced the root of your confusion and bewilderment.

    HTH

    :tongue
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    Stop sugarcoating it and tell him what you really...

    Stop sugarcoating it and tell him what you really feel!!

    :yay::yay:
  4. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thu...

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Tractionfr02.jpg/1200px-Tractionfr02.jpg

    Always quite liked the look of these.........
  5. Thread: Stay Alert

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    Supposedly Nicola Sturgeon is having trouble...

    Supposedly Nicola Sturgeon is having trouble comprehending just exactly what "Stay Alert" actually means.

    I find it impossible to believe that someone that worked alongside Alex Salmond for so...
  6. Good luck with that. :eyes:eyes

    Good luck with that.

    :eyes:eyes
  7. ftfy :wink

    ftfy

    :wink
  8. Not that lucky for you though. That is probably...

    Not that lucky for you though. That is probably why you caught it early doors.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  9. ftfy :laugh:laugh

    ftfy

    :laugh:laugh
  10. From a scientific point of view, YOU are quite...

    From a scientific point of view, YOU are quite curious.

    Doesn't make you any less dull and tedious though.

    HTH BIDI

    :tumble::tumble:
  11. Thread: PPE Shortage

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    Won't need one. They are on my ignore list. ...

    Won't need one. They are on my ignore list.

    :wink
  12. Furloughing sycophants and grubbing around...

    Furloughing sycophants and grubbing around looking for taxpayer handouts?
  13. Thread: PPE Shortage

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    Won't stop Laura Koontsberg and Michael Pestflap...

    Won't stop Laura Koontsberg and Michael Pestflap trying to pin it on Boris et al though.

    :eyes:eyes
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSiTg9QxxY4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSiTg9QxxY4
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    Tried to donate blood today. Never...

    Tried to donate blood today.

    Never again.....too many stupid questions.

    Whose blood is it?

    Where did you get it from?

    Why is it in a bucket?
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    :tumble::tumble::tumble: :laugh:laugh:laugh

    :tumble::tumble::tumble: :laugh:laugh:laugh
  17. Yes, I expect with all those scented candles,...

    Yes, I expect with all those scented candles, joss sticks, cuddly toys and comfort blankets, and the haunting refrains of "Kumbaya", your little home office must be quite the oasis of tranquillity at...
  18. Maybe you would see things differently if you had...

    Maybe you would see things differently if you had ever gone to school?

    HTH BIDI

    :laugh:laugh
  19. Thread: PPE Shortage

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    Like patronising you. I am. :wink:wink

    Like patronising you.

    I am.

    :wink:wink
  20. Thread: PPE Shortage

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    I shall leave that to moaning cup-half-empties...

    I shall leave that to moaning cup-half-empties like you to drone endlessly on about.

    Gives you a reason to climb out from under your comfort blanket in the morning.

    HTH

    :wink
  21. Thread: PPE Shortage

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    Maybe THIS country might have handled things...

    Maybe THIS country might have handled things better if those charged with provisioning the NHS (FYI that is NOT HMG but IS in fact the NHS Management and Logistic chain) had actually given themselves...
  22. Thread: PPE Shortage

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    One can almost hear the sound of lattes being...

    One can almost hear the sound of lattes being spat over keyboards in Gurnalot Central HQ.
    :wink
  23. Thread: PPE Shortage

    by shaunbhoy
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    ftfy :laugh

    ftfy

    :laugh
  24. So you're officially identifying as one of the...

    So you're officially identifying as one of the weak and vulnerable.

    No surprises there then. You always were the weediest pigeon in the flock.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  25. Dunning-Kruger to be exact Dunning–Kruger...

    Dunning-Kruger to be exact

    Dunning–Kruger effect - Wikipedia

    HTH

    sas's therapist

    :laugh:laugh
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    And mine. As with so many things, I lead and you...

    And mine. As with so many things, I lead and you follow.

    ;-)
  27. There is no "possibly" about it. :laugh:laugh

    There is no "possibly" about it.

    :laugh:laugh
  28. Bearing in mind how stupid they already believe...

    Bearing in mind how stupid they already believe him to be, his financial standing ought to be the least of his problems!

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  29. You still paying all of your minions their full...

    You still paying all of your minions their full salary then alexei?

    :wink:wink
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    Leave him alone. Not his fault he doesn't know...

    Leave him alone. Not his fault he doesn't know what day of the week it is!!

    :laugh:laugh
  31. Rubbish!! Elephants are not allowed in care...

    Rubbish!! Elephants are not allowed in care homes, even when the lockdown is eased I doubt you will see many of them. They eat all the buns and break the stair lifts

    HTH

    sasguru
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    OMFG.....how WILL we manage without you? We'll...

    OMFG.....how WILL we manage without you?

    We'll be like a fish without its bike!!

    :eyes:eyes
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    Good choice. You always come across as having...

    Good choice. You always come across as having plenty of empty space upstairs.

    :wink
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    To you probably. Then again you've always had an...

    To you probably. Then again you've always had an aversion to comprehending the blindingly obvious.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    It's just the latest mince from Paddy. Never to...

    It's just the latest mince from Paddy. Never to be taken seriously. He could get hold of the wrong end of the stick if it only had one end.

    HTH

    :eyes
  36. Probably not, he doesn't seem to be holding a...

    Probably not, he doesn't seem to be holding a white flag!

    HTH

    :rollin::rollin:
  37. Thread: Project Fear

    by shaunbhoy
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    Touched a nerve there I see. :laugh:laugh:laugh

    Touched a nerve there I see.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Sexist :wink

    Sexist

    :wink
  39. Thread: Project Fear

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    Perhaps you should have returned to the utopia of...

    Perhaps you should have returned to the utopia of Holland before the shutters came down, save yourself from all the grief?

    I hear they've declared war on COVID-19 and decided that the best way to...
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    Lived through a lot of these pandemics have you? ...

    Lived through a lot of these pandemics have you? Nah.....thought not. Get off your soapbox with your "wise-after-the-event" horsesh!t.

    :eyes:eyes:eyes
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    That's why you NEED an elephant in the room. Get...

    That's why you NEED an elephant in the room. Get it to stand in front of the door then all the selfish ******* won't keep flouting the advice and the number of cases will plummet

    HTH
    ...
  42. Thread: Footballers

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    Yeah....he has his head so far up the PFA's arse...

    Yeah....he has his head so far up the PFA's arse he can see Gary Lineker's ankles!! :winker::winker:
  43. Thread: Footballers

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    Supposedly Lionel Messi and the Barca stars have...

    Supposedly Lionel Messi and the Barca stars have accepted a 70% cut.

    Then again they don't play in the self-styled "most competitive League in the world" that Liverpool are currently 25 points...
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    I am a Key Worker. Unlike you though, I don't...

    I am a Key Worker. Unlike you though, I don't feel that entitles me to become a queue jumper. Probably just a generational thing as I don't act like I am a selfish needy entitled bastard either.
    ...
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    That would be best. You must be the most...

    That would be best. You must be the most over-utilised traffic cone on these islands.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    He should just have followed your lead and run...

    He should just have followed your lead and run away from anything that he is scared of.

    :laugh:laugh
  47. Thread: Not a member

    by shaunbhoy
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    We'll have to take your word for that....

    We'll have to take your word for that. :laugh:laugh



    Nope.

    HTH BIDI

    :eyes:eyes
  48. Of course it was. I expect you have crunched the...

    Of course it was. I expect you have crunched the numbers that you have extrapolated from waltermittystatsforallseasons.com to confirm this pronouncement.......your go-to site for unadulterated...
  49. ftfy :wink

    ftfy

    :wink
  50. He isn't, nor has he ever been. It probably only...

    He isn't, nor has he ever been. It probably only appears that way to the hard of thinking...............you being a good case in point.

    HTH

    :eyes:eyes
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