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    Most 4 year olds would have the cognitive ability...

    Most 4 year olds would have the cognitive ability to determine that. This bloke clearly shouldn't be allowed out by himself.
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  4. Thread: Boom time

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    Mostly in the bag though? ...

    Mostly in the bag though?

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  6. Be exempt from paying anything by an an act of...

    Be exempt from paying anything by an an act of parliament on account of being head of state
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    Did they ask you to bring your own bog roll too?

    Did they ask you to bring your own bog roll too?
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    Isn’t that normal? I guess the budget bit might...

    Isn’t that normal? I guess the budget bit might be a problem though.
  9. Pharmaonlinemedstore? Camilla knows a similar...

    Pharmaonlinemedstore? Camilla knows a similar chap that you can meet at the service station and will supply all sorts of prescription goodies. Certainly of more use to (high) society than JtB
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    Poll: So was Ernest Wiseman, better known as Ernie...

    So was Ernest Wiseman, better known as Ernie Wise. Any relation? It would be the supreme irony if a CUK mod turned out to be a Wiseman. And at Christmas too.
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  14. If you've booked NLyUK's 'pot noodle' package,...

    If you've booked NLyUK's 'pot noodle' package, then i'm afraid you're just gonna have to take it on the chin.
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    If you want to experience the misogynistic...

    If you want to experience the misogynistic repression and suicidal driving aspect of life there just get a dev role in Bradford - at least that way you can get home every weekend.
  16. The cop thing was worth the read, thanks Nick.

    The cop thing was worth the read, thanks Nick.
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  18. That's a shame, isn't it. One would have to...

    That's a shame, isn't it. One would have to assume therefore, the more :tumble: the better.
  19. As a casual observer, what's the status with the...

    As a casual observer, what's the status with the draft legislation given the current logjam in Westminster?
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    Lych

    Lych
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    Make thee Yet...

    Make thee

    Yet
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  25. I know an annual allowance doesn't have to be...

    I know an annual allowance doesn't have to be used for Christmas, but the thread title was a bit of a clue as to the purpose of the proposal.
  26. As there is only one Christmas in the year, does...

    As there is only one Christmas in the year, does it matter?
  27. Thread: Boomage!

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    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/03/15/15/3E4C...

    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/03/15/15/3E4C6AA800000578-4316738-image-a-95_1489591685919.jpg
  28. One is reminded on Hanlon's Razor

    One is reminded on Hanlon's Razor
  29. Thread: Gender

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    What the utter ****, in all seriousness, is a...

    What the utter ****, in all seriousness, is a cis-female? :confused: Must be either a chick with a dick, or a bloke with no knob, no?
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    No, that's Rotherham

    No, that's Rotherham
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    Are you sure? The idiots appear to have taken...

    Are you sure? The idiots appear to have taken pictures of the gatehouse or some staff quarters or something equally tasteless.
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    To advise the following driver of any faults in...

    To advise the following driver of any faults in their performance that you've noted?
  34. Fortunately there are others who are doing some...

    Fortunately there are others who are doing some doing, rather than arguing over the internet about it.

    Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation
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    Is that good? We only get third party as the...

    Is that good? We only get third party as the country always finds the money for a replacement should it be necessary.
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    :spel cue Probably, but the spelling pedants...

    :spel cue

    Probably, but the spelling pedants move faster.
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    It was probably one of those hipster craft brews...

    It was probably one of those hipster craft brews with twigs and fruit in. I'll bet it was a 'schooner' too, not even a pint.
  38. Don't forget, they weren't involved at that point...

    Don't forget, they weren't involved at that point - he was in Normandy for the D-Day commemorations in June wasn't he? And he probably got criticised by the same people for having turned up. So...
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    Won't happen.
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    Why did they think an illustration of NLyUK at...

    Why did they think an illustration of NLyUK at work would help sell analgesic?
  41. You might well be advised to hang onto it for a...

    You might well be advised to hang onto it for a few more years whilst Hector sifts through all your bins.
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    'Market' or 'Competitive' rates, one would assume?

    'Market' or 'Competitive' rates, one would assume?
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    I am :D

    I am :D
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    Michael J Fox managed something similar years ago...

    Michael J Fox managed something similar years ago

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    Sticky: :wave: Happy Friday, workers :happy

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    Happy Friday, workers :happy
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    Sore

    Sore
  48. Nope, your kids have to pay it - it's a reverse...

    Nope, your kids have to pay it - it's a reverse BOMAD scenario.
  49. It's a thought. I'm sure IPSE will be quickly...

    It's a thought. I'm sure IPSE will be quickly onto the zombie market after their successful pursuit of taxi drivers.
  50. Surely one of the chief advantages of being dead...

    Surely one of the chief advantages of being dead is that one doesn't have to work any more. :confused:
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