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    Your statement is so true bar the fact that in...

    Your statement is so true bar the fact that in most other countries the people would be out on the streets protesting. As long as the average Brit has his TV with streaming movies and he can order a...
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    I want my old pre-2000 Diesel back that ran on...

    I want my old pre-2000 Diesel back that ran on 100% cooking oil.
  3. Thread: It's Friday 13th

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    That's what I do. Also Friday the 13th is the...

    That's what I do. Also Friday the 13th is the best day to travel; fewer cars on the road and more seats on the flights.
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    No problem; bribe one of the UN aid trucks on the...

    No problem; bribe one of the UN aid trucks on the way to the UK.

    http://www.dailystar.com.lb//dailystar/Pictures/2018/01/17/671090_img650x420_img650x420_crop.jpg
  5. Thread: Fraud Act 2006

    by Paddy
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    There is also fiduciary or more accurately breach...

    There is also fiduciary or more accurately breach of fiduciary duty. It applies to every person in a relationship or agreement, particularly company directors, civil servants and MPs.

    Fiduciary -...
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    Pound Sterling Extends Gains, Court Rules...

    Pound Sterling Extends Gains, Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Unlawful



    Pound Sterling Extends Gains, Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Unlawful
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    If the Crimea bridge was being built the British...

    If the Crimea bridge was being built the British way it would have cost £500,000,000 to get bearly be past the first public enquiry stage and the 2nd Commons select committee.
  8. If you buy an electric car make sure you buy a...

    If you buy an electric car make sure you buy a cordless version
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    I can only listen to 30 minutes of radio before...

    I can only listen to 30 minutes of radio before the car goes into the eco mode and switches it off. I think you will need to keep the engine running for cinema
  10. Can you give some valid reasons for leaving the...

    Can you give some valid reasons for leaving the EU? In three years I have not heard any.

    Last week, I spend three afternoons outside Parliament and I had many conversations with leavers and...
  11. Thread: In theory

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    When BoJo was at Eton, he was a member of inner...

    When BoJo was at Eton, he was a member of inner elite club (name?). They went on drunken sprees and committed vandalism. They would pay for the damage and then be let off by the police. No doubt he...
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    I hear that the Vietnamese pubs do a cheap Sunday...

    I hear that the Vietnamese pubs do a cheap Sunday lunch.

    http://img.news.sina.com/china/p/2013/0502/U142P5029T2D587474F24DT20130503112842.jpg
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    No. It's back to sheets and blankets ...

    No. It's back to sheets and blankets


    https://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2009/11/fullymadebed.jpg
  14. Thread: Thief taking.

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    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/image...

    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/c/c4/Theswiss.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130902052902
  15. Thread: General Election

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    I think it has to be a Lib-Lab coalition with the...

    I think it has to be a Lib-Lab coalition with the Libs insisting on a referendum.
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    BoJos brother has gone

    :rollin:

    Bye
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    [Live BBC Tory...

    [Live BBC Tory Defecation]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation[/URL]
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    No, BoJo loses his seat in the GE

    No, BoJo loses his seat in the GE
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    Another Tory Defecation

    Another Tory Defecation and Boris is full of it.
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    More of a rant than an intellectual argument. ...

    More of a rant than an intellectual argument. :rolleyes:
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    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AN...

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  22. Yes, he went bright red.

    Yes, he went bright red.
  23. John Lewis Partnership? Richer Sounds?

    John Lewis Partnership? Richer Sounds?
  24. Under the proposal every company with more than...

    Under the proposal every company with more than 250 staff would hand over 1 per cent a year of equity over 10 years to a so-called Inclusive Ownership Fund.

    This sounds similar to what was done...
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    If the UK doesn't leave the EU all the leave MP's...

    If the UK doesn't leave the EU all the leave MP's threaten to cut their wrists and overdose on Paracetamol; it will be the EUs fault.
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    Different subject but, whenever someone makes an...

    Different subject but, whenever someone makes an argument for the death penalty, my argument back is, what about the execution of people who are later found to be innocent? Inevitably they reply...
  27. I have never liked the idea of making money from...

    I have never liked the idea of making money from property prices as it is a bad way for the country's economy to grow. Having said that, I have done very well with my properties. The UK property...
  28. Pol Pot in Cambodia did his own version of Brexit...

    Pol Pot in Cambodia did his own version of Brexit and started with the year zero. The country is doing fine now,
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    An interesting explanation on the legalities of...

    An interesting explanation on the legalities of proroguing parliament.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXBk6XLl4jU
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    It can very lonely working on oil-rigs. Do you...

    It can very lonely working on oil-rigs. Do you like Gladiator videos?
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    The Order of the Garter | The Royal Family...

    The Order of the Garter | The Royal Family
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    The Queen Suspenders Parliament

    The Queen's suspenders were found in the parliament's ladies’ loo.
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    I can't remember the last time that I used a real...

    I can't remember the last time that I used a real IP address and not going via a proxy.
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    Boris to Queen: I want Parliament to be...

    Boris to Queen: I want Parliament to be prorogated.

    Queen: Why?

    Boris: Because Trump has got evidence about Prince Andrew

    Queen: Granted
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    That’s strange, the Leave Campaign has stated in...

    That’s strange, the Leave Campaign has stated in their Defence for criminal prosecution that the referendum was only advisory hence there was no criminality involved in their campaign
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    Warum hast du Angst? Benötigen Sie eine...

    Warum hast du Angst? Benötigen Sie eine Komfortdecke?

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    Some MPs have a lot of money invested in Brexit,...

    Some MPs have a lot of money invested in Brexit, they will do anything to secure it
  38. Thread: Euromyths

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    Where does it say "so yes you can sell them but...

    Where does it say "so yes you can sell them but not to the public."? I have seen many Asian shops sell 2nd class bananas of all shapes and sizes.
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    Buy one ...

    Buy one

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    That explains why all the old farts over 90 seem...

    That explains why all the old farts over 90 seem to be absolute moaners
  41. Many men mensurate every month, some every day.

    Many men mensurate every month, some every day.
  42. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo3PDWeHb58 ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo3PDWeHb58

    ...
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    You are so grossly out of touch with reality. ...

    You are so grossly out of touch with reality. You could easily class me as a selfish old fart but I am a remainer as are my friends who are also the selfish old farts and remainers (one who also...
  44. Thread: Where am I?

    by Paddy
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    Why the F did I miss Lockhouse's post? ...

    Why the F did I miss Lockhouse's post?

    Belgrade.
    Clue, Moodymann poster for 12 Sep
    Clue, the streetlamps
    Clue, two alphabets Cyrillic and Latin ( I did not know that the Latin alphabet has...
  45. Thread: Summer vacation

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    Waiting for registration...

    Waiting for registration...
  46. Thread: Where am I?

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    Riga

    Riga
  47. Thread: Where am I?

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    Krakow

    Krakow
  48. Thread: Where am I?

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    There are two fu**ing different alphabets in that...

    There are two fu**ing different alphabets in that photo...
  49. Thread: Where am I?

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    Looks like Prague. The whore house is on the right

    Looks like Prague. The whore house is on the right
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    In the 50s and 60s, I was taught to work in...

    In the 50s and 60s, I was taught to work in Imperial and Metric units. However, it seems that in later years only the metric system was taught in British schools. This is quite strange because every...
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