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  1. Thread: The jabs...

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    It's not injected in the arm. It only works on...

    It's not injected in the arm. It only works on the buttocks.
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    It's not about a viewpoint, it's about...

    It's not about a viewpoint, it's about anti-vaxers and anti-maskers spreading misinformation to dissuade others from having a vaccination and wearing masks.
  3. Thread: Got in car crash

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFULP7UKxUA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFULP7UKxUA
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    Hello stranger, you may like this remix. NB:...

    Hello stranger, you may like this remix.

    NB: Lyrics tongue in cheek are NSFW!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
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    Does anyone have the latest Apple?

    New apple variety discovered by Wiltshire jogger - BBC News

    New apple variety discovered by Wiltshire jogger
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    It's free insurance. If there is a God then OK...

    It's free insurance. If there is a God then OK Paradise or Hell will be the outcome. If there is no God, then the big red button on the side (IBM PC) is switched off and the hard disk smashed up; he...
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    Camera lenses are normally on both sides of the...

    Camera lenses are normally on both sides of the phone.
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    If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and...

    If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally.

    Case dismissed.
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    In retaliation the UK will impose a 2% tax on...

    In retaliation the UK will impose a 2% tax on lederhosen.
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    LOL, this looks similar to clip from a school...

    LOL, this looks similar to clip from a school movie I made in the early 60s, I thought the showing would be just a one-off school treat but it was shown for the next 30 years. The original is now...
  11. Israel & USA would not do it themselves but they...

    Israel & USA would not do it themselves but they would pay locals to do it.
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    How was Exeter?

    How was Exeter?
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    Fair Cop II "The Sausage"

    PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet

    PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet - BBC News
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    He was obviously having a bad day

    He was obviously having a bad day
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    As an atheist, I still think the life or legend...

    As an atheist, I still think the life or legend of JC was pretty good compared with other religions.
    JC enjoyed life, and enjoyed food and wine. It spoke with fallen women and he did not preach...
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    Religion is often used as a get-out clause for a...

    Religion is often used as a get-out clause for a person's own responsibility. An example close to home is a business man who is grossly incompetent blames all of his misfortunes on being punished for...
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    It's looking like a no-deal thus leaving January...

    It's looking like a no-deal thus leaving January 2021 which will go down in history as the month of catastrophe. During January BoJo's team will be panicked into making an interim deal; indeed a...
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    Virgin births in history pre-date Christian Jesus...

    Virgin births in history pre-date Christian Jesus Christmas story
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    Interestingly, the virgin birth seems to have...

    Interestingly, the virgin birth seems to have been added on to the story sometime after the death of Christ; the reason being, historically gods were traditionally born of virgins.

    You may be...
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    Some are more b*llux than others. The most...

    Some are more b*llux than others. The most laughable one is the Koran says that a fly has poison in one wing and the antidote in the other wing, so if a fly falls in your drink you must push the...
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    By faith we understand that the worlds were...

    By faith we understand that the worlds were prepared by the word of God, so that what is seen was not made out of things which are visible” (Hebrews 11:3). ‘

    :confused:


    Cosmologist Alexander...
  22. Going bankrupt ...

    Going bankrupt

    https://www.duncancamping.co.uk/ekmps/shops/duncancamping/images/gb-sticker-large-oval-6075-p.png
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    18 months in the same roll is too long ...

    18 months in the same roll is too long

    https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/mouldy-and-rotten-old-ham-roll-picture-id475034318
  24. And the usual issues with queues of trucks. ...

    And the usual issues with queues of trucks.


    https://www.kentonline.co.uk/_media/img/750x0/Q4C94MJJ55B0MV2G1TV0.jpg
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    Rule one; anyone disobeying an order will be...

    Rule one; anyone disobeying an order will be shot.
    Rule two. See rule one
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    Supervisor Lidl £25,000

    Supervisor Lidl £25,000
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    Just checked, anytime single 2nd Class from my...

    Just checked, anytime single 2nd Class from my home city to London works out £1.10 per mile.
  28. You can be next Baron Alexi, of Hagley Road West...

    You can be next Baron Alexi, of Hagley Road West in Birmingham and of Norilsk in Krasnoyarsk Krai region of the Russian Federation.
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    All a bit misleading, the first one is not a...

    All a bit misleading, the first one is not a deportation but a voluntary repatriation.
    I read the Swedish version, it's not about human rights but acquired residency rights in Sweden.
    Deportation...
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    Any suggestions for what excuse BoJo will make...

    Any suggestions for what excuse BoJo will make for the infection spike in January
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    What an awful website.

    What an awful website.
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    https://i1.wp.com/bekahbrunstetter.com/wp-content/...

    https://i1.wp.com/bekahbrunstetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/8b37d-bearded_baby.jpg?ssl=1
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    2000 + asylum seekers lied about their age

    Most shocking is how bearded wrinkly alleged 15 year olds were placed with families and bonafide kids and sent to school.

    More than 2,000 asylum seekers have lied about being children | Metro News
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    https://youtu.be/cCim90WO1-4

    https://youtu.be/cCim90WO1-4
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    Covid rules disregarded

    There seems to be a pattern here

    Covid rules 'disregarded' as Swale becomes worst-hit area

    Covid rules '''disregarded''' as Swale becomes worst-hit area - BBC News


    EU Referendum local...
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    :tumble:

    :tumble:
  37. Yes, Brexit keeps on giving. New container...

    Yes, Brexit keeps on giving.

    New container route from Ireland to Dunkirk, bypassing the UK

    New container route from Ireland to Dunkirk, bypassing the UK - EU Reporter
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    Is the collection via PayPal?

    Is the collection via PayPal?
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    There was an opera singer who only made a tenor...

    There was an opera singer who only made a tenor last week
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    However, there are stiff penalties for...

    However, there are stiff penalties for non-compliance.
  41. Thread: DOOM: Birmingham

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    Move your business to a nicer city.

    Move your business to a nicer city.
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    Not another flat Earther.

    Not another flat Earther.
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    There was an issue but someone nailed it.

    There was an issue but someone nailed it.
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    Let's not forget that Jesus did not preach in...

    Let's not forget that Jesus did not preach in churches, temples and synagogues.
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    That's in the west country, they are potato...

    That's in the west country, they are potato pealing inbreeds
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    obviously you bought an e-scooter

    obviously you bought an e-scooter
  47. Thread: One for minnie

    by Paddy
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    BoJo is only now realising that Brexit has given...

    BoJo is only now realising that Brexit has given the final push to NI and Scotland to leave the union. When they do, Wales will want more autonomy and they will get it. BoJo prevented the EU from...
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    Does this explain my growing sausage?

    Does this explain my growing sausage?
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    Nowhere else to post this, but I found this very...

    Nowhere else to post this, but I found this very funny


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZIlyTGT8i8
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    Covid: Pizza worker'''s '''lie''' forced South...

    Covid: Pizza worker'''s '''lie''' forced South Australia lockdown - BBC News
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