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    What on earth is an IBM alike? Not only do you...

    What on earth is an IBM alike? Not only do you still don't know what you're talking about, you don't even know what you're writing

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    I Googled it but didn't realise I had to actually...

    I Googled it but didn't realise I had to actually post all of the stuff I found. I read the first couple of links and then thought, **** it, they can do it themselves

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    Possibly, or not...Expresso | Liberdade para...

    Possibly, or not...Expresso | Liberdade para pensar

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    You still have no idea what you're talking about...

    You still have no idea what you're talking about do you?

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    I can still restore data from 10 years ago, you...

    I can still restore data from 10 years ago, you have to remember that these systems have been going for years so their procedures tend to have evolved over time and are pretty failsafe apart from...
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    AIX and AS/400 are not mainframes I'm afraid, in...

    AIX and AS/400 are not mainframes I'm afraid, in fact one is an operating system

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    I do that as well using mainframes but Mission...

    I do that as well using mainframes but Mission critical Systems, not mickey mouse Internet search engine data. We just use that type of data for testing

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    You don't know what you're talking about Sent...

    You don't know what you're talking about

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    Not true, mainframes now use the same DASD as...

    Not true, mainframes now use the same DASD as little computers and even share the same enclosure but this problem has nothing to with that.

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    Real debauchery is standing out on the terrace...

    Real debauchery is standing out on the terrace having an expresso and an unfiltered cigarette for breakfast nowadays...
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    I'll just go and Google that for you...

    I'll just go and Google that for you...
  12. Farage's new Reform Party has the hashtag...

    Farage's new Reform Party has the hashtag #Refuk...
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    I though this was about the infamous Japanese...

    I though this was about the infamous Japanese vending machines:

    https://cdn.techinasia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/110827_nakano_broadway_otaku_tokyo_shops_anime_vinyl_toys_7.jpg

    (The undies...
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    Aren't us older people also allowed to be...

    Aren't us older people also allowed to be debauched? Ageist....
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    Liars: Mobile phone operator Three to hike...

    Liars:

    Mobile phone operator Three to hike pay-as-you-go roaming charges
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    How To Sell Drugs Online (Fast) Bad Banks...

    How To Sell Drugs Online (Fast)
    Bad Banks
    Oktoberfest 1900
    The School Nurse Files otherwise known as 보건교사 안은영
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    Let me Google that for you....

    Let me Google that for you....
  18. Along with members of the Corbyn family and...

    Along with members of the Corbyn family and Monaco tax domiciled accountants
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    Do you have figures to prove that. such as these...

    Do you have figures to prove that. such as these ones?

    ‘They set us up’: US police arrested over 10,000 protesters, many non-violent | George Floyd | The Guardian

    DC police made five times more...
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    You need the raw materials first and many of...

    You need the raw materials first and many of those come from abroad, like poorly paid workers
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    Even more benefits, less red tape, apparently: ...

    Even more benefits, less red tape, apparently:

    This thread from a business owner sets out grim reality of post-Brexit trade problems
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    More benefits: Shock Brexit charges are...

    More benefits:

    Shock Brexit charges are hurting us, say small British businesses | Politics | The Guardian
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    Bribe the voters although the stimulus checks in...

    Bribe the voters although the stimulus checks in the USA didn't quite work out that way.
  24. Republikan Party infighting, NRA now infighting,...

    Republikan Party infighting, NRA now infighting, will the right in the USA disappear up it's own ass:

    Major NRA donor to challenge gun group's bankruptcy over alleged fraud | NRA | The Guardian
  25. Thread: QAnon shaman

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    And more believable

    And more believable
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    There should be absolutely nothing to complain...

    There should be absolutely nothing to complain about as, if you recall, glorious leader said:



    I wonder if anyone has taken him up on his offer

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  27. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    A Trumpian answer if ever...You could get a job...

    A Trumpian answer if ever...You could get a job as his spokesman with that non-answer
  28. Although if she cops it in a crappy Spanish hotel...

    Although if she cops it in a crappy Spanish hotel she's not going to be able to update her blog...
  29. Good for her but don't you just think it's a bit...

    Good for her but don't you just think it's a bit ******* stupid travelling through all those countries during a pandemic? If she gets locked down or spends more than 90 days in an EU country then...
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    Unlike the UK which ratified the WA with MPs only...

    Unlike the UK which ratified the WA with MPs only having a couple of hours to read it, the European Parliament still have to sign it off so there may well be further discussions. In fact committees...
  31. Thread: Worth a look

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    Quite clever. Check out some of the TeamLAB stuff...

    Quite clever. Check out some of the TeamLAB stuff or the Mori museum in Tokyo:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPKBDPWOtGk&ab_channel=teamLab
  32. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    What would you have said if it had been a Labour...

    What would you have said if it had been a Labour government in power and this had happened?
  33. Thread: QAnon shaman

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    Does MAGA now stand for 'My Ass Got Arrested'?

    Does MAGA now stand for 'My Ass Got Arrested'?
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    Don't look now, but the nutter wants to join...

    Don't look now, but the nutter wants to join us....
  35. Although the last paragraph kind of refutes all...

    Although the last paragraph kind of refutes all of that:



    I go past their head office on my way into my office....
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    Still as slow as a Windows ME system I see:...

    Still as slow as a Windows ME system I see: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/brexit/141741-so-long-thanks-all-fish-3.html#post2851455
  37. Thread: DOOM: BLT

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    Vegetarians will just have to start eating lamb...

    Vegetarians will just have to start eating lamb and fish now...
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    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AN...

    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRR6apaH3skazLp-sd76vJ0zsYBv1cg1CcesQ&usqp=CAU
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    Bummer that, met him a couple of years ago when...

    Bummer that, met him a couple of years ago when he was doing a short tour. Nice chap, great stories
  40. Who is this 'we' you are speaking of, some of us...

    Who is this 'we' you are speaking of, some of us are at the front of the queue...
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    Yep, sent it back and got one from another...

    Yep, sent it back and got one from another manufacturer but seems to be a slight rip-off but has more functionality for half the price, and worked out of the box:

    LOGITUBO C920 Webcam for Xbox...
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    https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1387...

    https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/138715714_10159540946377269_6559391149627355575_o.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=k7jlWYF_Ps8AX_38uI2&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=aaa0ba3be4...
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    Thumb exercises, best deodorant to hide BO, weird...

    Thumb exercises, best deodorant to hide BO, weird beard styles, best energy drinks and snacks, how to communicate in grunts
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    Can't now! I got it as another link and could...

    Can't now! I got it as another link and could read it but seems no longer can, weird but basically it had lots of long words, talked about how the government was looking at removing some EU...
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    Skotske fiskere sejler deres fangst til Danmark...

    Skotske fiskere sejler deres fangst til Danmark for at undga Brexit-bovl - Altinget - Alt om politik: altinget.dk
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    Rollback of EU working directive

    A Brexit benefit?

    Subscribe to read | Financial Times
  47. Plan B idea then...start up your own outsourcing...

    Plan B idea then...start up your own outsourcing company only using people who are British and live in Britain and will be working in Britain. What's not to like?
  48. Quite like Infosys at the moment. They came in...

    Quite like Infosys at the moment. They came in with an urgent order just before Christmas which I managed to fulfill and has now arrived at their site, just waiting to be installed. May well have...
  49. I didn't have either and guess what, yes, I ...

    I didn't have either and guess what, yes, I contracted it and will have it for my whole life. This is why vaccines are important

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  50. Sorted: Travel concierge service charging members...

    Sorted: Travel concierge service charging members GBP40,000 for private Covid jab | Daily Mail Online
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