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so who's cat's got the biggest bolloks?

:popcorn:

:smokin

expresso? what's that? an italian train?

it was more about AtWat's cat having bigger bolloks than everyone else's*

*other pissing contest phrases are available
:D

and a bow-legged cat?

GDPS/PPRC

and does your cat have big bolloks?

As usual.

Walked around the block a bit.
posted 'proof of life' forms to CH and NL for my respective state pensions. :oldgit:
had a bacon and egg brown bap, with HP <manly> sauce* and earl grey tea....

Oh, my.

:wave:
morning
CBSwFB in shiny sarf herts.
Sunday

there's a big one two posts up from yours

Terry Pratchet's even better :D

Astounded

Asda

Aldi

:rollin::rollin::rollin:

Now setting it up as dual boot with Mint.
I can just swap next time Win10 fecks it up, and fix it in my own time.

Ignore the twats, just watch the show.
fecking brilliant IMHO.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUQsdZDNNMA&amp;ab_channel=TopViralTalent

Sorted with sfc and DISM then sfc again.
corrupt DLL FFS.
I hate these mickey mouse OS's.
still, dun now :nerd

:wave:
morning
been snowing
now raining
King Billy
I HATE WINDOZE!!!
Win10 update, now laptop bricked FFS.
:bang::tantrum::tantrum:

YALOOB

the usual LOOB.

Fairys

A bit risk averse for my rock 'n' roll lifestyle then :smokin

I consider 'use by' dates as a guideline, especially on beef/lamb. a few days over in the fridge is ok.
well, i've never had any issues, and i've been eating for a while, now :smokin

Ask HHMBO to nip oot an' gie 'im a glesca kiss??

Hair cut and beard trimmed*.
look less like a tramp now.
:smokin



6mm all over.
my barber's name is herr Braun.

yes, it's never the loose lid on the cake tin, is it?? :D

:wave:

I had some success with Scotch Bonnets last year, but i'd suggest three or four varieties, depending on your appetite for heat, really.
Some of them will blow your pants off. :D

<Yawn> oh, do give it a rest, little man

ahh - see Basingstoke and die............

geez, what a pair. :D

I was looking after her daughter while she was carer 24x7.
it's her who needs her life back, really.

At great risk to my freedom*, i can report that the addled one has been declared COV19 free.
Now to recover from the hip replacement, and have a few more years in a nice care home, hopefully.
...

I thought NATtT did it all.

I had soup too. baxters 'hearty' spicy green lentil daal.
and earl grey tea.

WTFH to WTFH??

itth a mythtery, toya.

Ssshhhh! positive posts are a bannable offence on CUK.
you'll get me nicked.
:eek

Bernard Cribbins Hole In The Ground - YouTube

:wave:
morning
grey and damp
wednesday
the addled one is still above room temperature, off o2 and back to Hospital #3.
fingers crossed.

Oh, hello, sailor. :)

2 sausage rolls <well, we built this city on them, after all> with HP sauce and earl grey tea

Oh, i like the idea of a black pudding scotch egg.
don't know about a salad made from houses though.
:smokin

:wave:

@Brillo, I hope it's not horse poo you're in. nasty stuff that. :D

yeh, i know. i WAS kidding

ftfy

nah, he's got a Z15 in the kebab shop basement :smokin

or better still, move there :wave:

I agree, but if I said it NATtT would ban me.

So you're just passing through then?

Morning
:wave:
grey
King Billy
Monday
meh.