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    so who's cat's got the biggest bolloks? ...

    so who's cat's got the biggest bolloks?

    :popcorn:

    :smokin
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    expresso? what's that? an italian train?

    expresso? what's that? an italian train?
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    it was more about AtWat's cat having bigger...

    it was more about AtWat's cat having bigger bolloks than everyone else's*

    *other pissing contest phrases are available
    :D
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    and a bow-legged cat?

    and a bow-legged cat?
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    GDPS/PPRC

    GDPS/PPRC
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    and does your cat have big bolloks?

    and does your cat have big bolloks?
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    As usual.

    As usual.
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    Sticky: Walked around the block a bit. posted 'proof of...

    Walked around the block a bit.
    posted 'proof of life' forms to CH and NL for my respective state pensions. :oldgit:
    had a bacon and egg brown bap, with HP <manly> sauce* and earl grey tea....
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    Sticky: Oh, my.

    Oh, my.
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    Sticky: :wave: morning CBSwFB in shiny sarf herts....

    :wave:
    morning
    CBSwFB in shiny sarf herts.
    Sunday
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    there's a big one two posts up from yours

    there's a big one two posts up from yours
  12. Thread: QAnon shaman

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    Terry Pratchet's even better :D

    Terry Pratchet's even better :D
  13. Thread: Word associations

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    Astounded

    Astounded
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    Asda

    Asda
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    Aldi

    Aldi
  16. Thread: Worth a look

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    :rollin::rollin::rollin:

    :rollin::rollin::rollin:
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    Sticky: Now setting it up as dual boot with Mint. I can...

    Now setting it up as dual boot with Mint.
    I can just swap next time Win10 fecks it up, and fix it in my own time.
  18. Thread: Worth a look

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    Worth a look

    Ignore the twats, just watch the show.
    fecking brilliant IMHO.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUQsdZDNNMA&amp;ab_channel=TopViralTalent
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    Sticky: Sorted with sfc and DISM then sfc again. corrupt...

    Sorted with sfc and DISM then sfc again.
    corrupt DLL FFS.
    I hate these mickey mouse OS's.
    still, dun now :nerd
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    Sticky: :wave: morning been snowing now raining King...

    :wave:
    morning
    been snowing
    now raining
    King Billy
    I HATE WINDOZE!!!
    Win10 update, now laptop bricked FFS.
    :bang::tantrum::tantrum:
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    YALOOB

    YALOOB
  22. Thread: DOOM: BLT

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    the usual LOOB.

    the usual LOOB.
  23. Thread: Word associations

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    Fairys

    Fairys
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    Sticky: A bit risk averse for my rock 'n' roll lifestyle...

    A bit risk averse for my rock 'n' roll lifestyle then :smokin
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    Sticky: I consider 'use by' dates as a guideline,...

    I consider 'use by' dates as a guideline, especially on beef/lamb. a few days over in the fridge is ok.
    well, i've never had any issues, and i've been eating for a while, now :smokin
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    Sticky: Ask HHMBO to nip oot an' gie 'im a glesca kiss??

    Ask HHMBO to nip oot an' gie 'im a glesca kiss??
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    Sticky: Hair cut and beard trimmed*. look less like a...

    Hair cut and beard trimmed*.
    look less like a tramp now.
    :smokin



    6mm all over.
    my barber's name is herr Braun.
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    Sticky: yes, it's never the loose lid on the cake tin, is...

    yes, it's never the loose lid on the cake tin, is it?? :D
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: I had some success with Scotch Bonnets last year,...

    I had some success with Scotch Bonnets last year, but i'd suggest three or four varieties, depending on your appetite for heat, really.
    Some of them will blow your pants off. :D
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    oh, do give it a rest, little man

    <Yawn> oh, do give it a rest, little man
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    ahh - see Basingstoke and die............

    ahh - see Basingstoke and die............
  33. geez, what a pair. :D

    geez, what a pair. :D
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    Sticky: I was looking after her daughter while she was...

    I was looking after her daughter while she was carer 24x7.
    it's her who needs her life back, really.
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    Sticky: At great risk to my freedom*, i can report that...

    At great risk to my freedom*, i can report that the addled one has been declared COV19 free.
    Now to recover from the hip replacement, and have a few more years in a nice care home, hopefully.
    ...
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    Sticky: I thought NATtT did it all.

    I thought NATtT did it all.
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    Sticky: I had soup too. baxters 'hearty' spicy green...

    I had soup too. baxters 'hearty' spicy green lentil daal.
    and earl grey tea.

    WTFH to WTFH??

    itth a mythtery, toya.
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    Sticky: Ssshhhh! positive posts are a bannable offence on...

    Ssshhhh! positive posts are a bannable offence on CUK.
    you'll get me nicked.
    :eek
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    Sticky: Bernard Cribbins Hole In The Ground - YouTube...

    Bernard Cribbins Hole In The Ground - YouTube
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    Sticky: :wave: morning grey and damp wednesday the...

    :wave:
    morning
    grey and damp
    wednesday
    the addled one is still above room temperature, off o2 and back to Hospital #3.
    fingers crossed.
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    Sticky: Oh, hello, sailor. :) 2 sausage rolls

    Oh, hello, sailor. :)

    2 sausage rolls <well, we built this city on them, after all> with HP sauce and earl grey tea
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    Sticky: Oh, i like the idea of a black pudding scotch...

    Oh, i like the idea of a black pudding scotch egg.
    don't know about a salad made from houses though.
    :smokin
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    Sticky: :wave: @Brillo, I hope it's not horse poo...

    :wave:

    @Brillo, I hope it's not horse poo you're in. nasty stuff that. :D
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    yeh, i know. i WAS kidding

    yeh, i know. i WAS kidding
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    ftfy

    ftfy
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    nah, he's got a Z15 in the kebab shop basement...

    nah, he's got a Z15 in the kebab shop basement :smokin
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    or better still, move there :wave:

    or better still, move there :wave:
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    I agree, but if I said it NATtT would ban me.

    I agree, but if I said it NATtT would ban me.
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    So you're just passing through then?

    So you're just passing through then?
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: grey King Billy Monday meh.

    Morning
    :wave:
    grey
    King Billy
    Monday
    meh.
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